Mad Matt Posted July 7, 2007 Share Posted July 7, 2007 Chuck NORRIS! When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live. Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits. Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs. Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding. Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice. There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist. When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down. Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head. Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush. Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink. Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is. Chuck Norris gave Mona Lisa that smile. Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door. Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV. Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship. You will be flogged. And God willing, come morning, you will be flogged some more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt. Sterling Posted July 7, 2007 Share Posted July 7, 2007 How much wood, could a wood chuck ... ah lets just stick with wood "I being shot through the left cheek, the bullet striking away great part of my upper jaw, and several teeth which dropt down the deck where I fell... I was forced to write what I would say to prevent the loss of blood, and because of the pain I suffered by speaking."~ Woodes Rogers Crewe of the Archangel http://jcsterlingcptarchang.wix.com/creweofthearchangel# http://creweofthearchangel.wordpress.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Syren Posted July 7, 2007 Share Posted July 7, 2007 Pine-Sol http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v519/Dara286/trident01-11.png If you got a dream chase it, cause a dream won't chase you back...(Cody Johnson Till you Can't) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Cat Jenny Posted July 7, 2007 Share Posted July 7, 2007 Muphy's Oil Soap Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.... Her reputation was her livelihood. I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice! My inner voice sometimes has an accent! My wont? A delicious rip in time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Syren Posted July 7, 2007 Share Posted July 7, 2007 Lavender-Vanilla Soap...mmmmmmmmm http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v519/Dara286/trident01-11.png If you got a dream chase it, cause a dream won't chase you back...(Cody Johnson Till you Can't) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt. Sterling Posted July 7, 2007 Share Posted July 7, 2007 whew... "I being shot through the left cheek, the bullet striking away great part of my upper jaw, and several teeth which dropt down the deck where I fell... I was forced to write what I would say to prevent the loss of blood, and because of the pain I suffered by speaking."~ Woodes Rogers Crewe of the Archangel http://jcsterlingcptarchang.wix.com/creweofthearchangel# http://creweofthearchangel.wordpress.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacky Tar Posted July 7, 2007 Share Posted July 7, 2007 breathless Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Cat Jenny Posted July 7, 2007 Share Posted July 7, 2007 Breath Mint Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.... Her reputation was her livelihood. I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice! My inner voice sometimes has an accent! My wont? A delicious rip in time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Syren Posted July 7, 2007 Share Posted July 7, 2007 Tic-Tac http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v519/Dara286/trident01-11.png If you got a dream chase it, cause a dream won't chase you back...(Cody Johnson Till you Can't) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheeky Actress Posted July 7, 2007 Share Posted July 7, 2007 Toe! Member of "The Forsaken" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Syren Posted July 7, 2007 Share Posted July 7, 2007 Winner!!!!! Mornin Cheeky! http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v519/Dara286/trident01-11.png If you got a dream chase it, cause a dream won't chase you back...(Cody Johnson Till you Can't) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Roberts Posted July 7, 2007 Share Posted July 7, 2007 Actress (you like her name says. Its what popped in me head first.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Syren Posted July 7, 2007 Share Posted July 7, 2007 Oscars! http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v519/Dara286/trident01-11.png If you got a dream chase it, cause a dream won't chase you back...(Cody Johnson Till you Can't) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheeky Actress Posted July 7, 2007 Share Posted July 7, 2007 Tonies (or is it) Tonys - Broadway Awards Morning Black Syren Member of "The Forsaken" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad Matt Posted July 7, 2007 Share Posted July 7, 2007 Danza You will be flogged. And God willing, come morning, you will be flogged some more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Cat Jenny Posted July 7, 2007 Share Posted July 7, 2007 Danze with me Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.... Her reputation was her livelihood. I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice! My inner voice sometimes has an accent! My wont? A delicious rip in time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad Matt Posted July 7, 2007 Share Posted July 7, 2007 tango You will be flogged. And God willing, come morning, you will be flogged some more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt. Sterling Posted July 7, 2007 Share Posted July 7, 2007 Waltz "I being shot through the left cheek, the bullet striking away great part of my upper jaw, and several teeth which dropt down the deck where I fell... I was forced to write what I would say to prevent the loss of blood, and because of the pain I suffered by speaking."~ Woodes Rogers Crewe of the Archangel http://jcsterlingcptarchang.wix.com/creweofthearchangel# http://creweofthearchangel.wordpress.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Cat Jenny Posted July 7, 2007 Share Posted July 7, 2007 Salsa Whoo!!! Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.... Her reputation was her livelihood. I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice! My inner voice sometimes has an accent! My wont? A delicious rip in time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacky Tar Posted July 8, 2007 Share Posted July 8, 2007 Tortilla chips Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt. Lazarus Gage Posted July 8, 2007 Share Posted July 8, 2007 guacamole Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Syren Posted July 8, 2007 Share Posted July 8, 2007 TACOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v519/Dara286/trident01-11.png If you got a dream chase it, cause a dream won't chase you back...(Cody Johnson Till you Can't) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lily Alexander Posted July 8, 2007 Share Posted July 8, 2007 Burrito's If you're gonna give me a headache, please bring me an aspirin! http://www.forttaylorpyrates.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt. Sterling Posted July 8, 2007 Share Posted July 8, 2007 hot sauce "I being shot through the left cheek, the bullet striking away great part of my upper jaw, and several teeth which dropt down the deck where I fell... I was forced to write what I would say to prevent the loss of blood, and because of the pain I suffered by speaking."~ Woodes Rogers Crewe of the Archangel http://jcsterlingcptarchang.wix.com/creweofthearchangel# http://creweofthearchangel.wordpress.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salty Posted July 8, 2007 Share Posted July 8, 2007 teh classic......tobasco hmmmm on mac and cheese......sorry field moment Mud Slinging Pyromanic , Errrrrr Ship's Potter at ye service Vagabond's Rogue Potter Wench First Mate of the Fairge Iolaire Me weapons o choice be lots o mud, sharp pointy sticks, an string Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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