William Brand Posted July 24, 2005 Author Posted July 24, 2005 Some quiche for Tempest and Jim. and a Kahlua Coffee with a little bit extra.
William Brand Posted July 24, 2005 Author Posted July 24, 2005 With my recent appointment to the Watch Dog as Captain, I'm in need of extra help around the Tsunami Kate. Please leave a resume on the counter if I'm not in.
TortugaWench Posted July 25, 2005 Posted July 25, 2005 Exactly what would one's creditenials be for this position, Sir William? And exactly what would the holder of this position be required to do?*throws a scrap of paper down covered in writing* "Professional Looter, Liar, Raider, Wench, HellCat and above all else, dishonest! Hehehe..."
Tudor MercWench Smith Posted July 25, 2005 Posted July 25, 2005 *stumbles in looking groggy* Eh? Whadya say - Leash in the rain is for breakfast? *rubs ears* Okay . . . well, I'll give it a try. In case ye can't tell, I'm a bit tired and deaf this morning. Was at an awesome concert last night! Anyway - a glass of something and something to eat with a million carbs! This is my offical, full time return to the kate!
Diego Santana de la Vega Posted July 25, 2005 Posted July 25, 2005 (cups one hand and places it behinds me ear) WHAT? Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a knife in your back.
Tudor MercWench Smith Posted July 25, 2005 Posted July 25, 2005 LOL!! T'was a great concert indeed! I wasn't as close to the speakers as I would have liked, but I sacrifced front row seats for shade. T'was a beautiful day, the sun was shining, birds were singing, breeze was whispering and bagpipes and bass guitars were wailing! But now, I'm home and slightly melencholy - so if there's any ice cream or cookies around that I can dunk in a bottle of booze . . .
William Brand Posted July 25, 2005 Author Posted July 25, 2005 (hands Mercenary a key to the Kate.) Duty calls me elsewhere, so I leave you a key for your room and the larder. I will pass out three keys in all, but to you shall go the first, since you live on the premises. The cabin is yours for the duration. I only ask that my room be kept locked and that you mind the stores when you are about. I'll find a few other managers to help with the place, but mind the cook. He seems angry most of the time, but it is reflected more in his face than his disposition.
TortugaWench Posted July 25, 2005 Posted July 25, 2005 *sneaks a peek at the cook* Burly ol' gent, ain't he? Merc, ye be in charge now? *grins and slides Merc a dripping concealed "plastic" weapon.....*
Tudor MercWench Smith Posted July 25, 2005 Posted July 25, 2005 FINALLY!! I have POWER!! MWHAHAHAHAHA Well, in celebration of my temporary power trip - I'm throwing the pissy cook out of the galley and stirring up some of me famed chilli! Any takers?
Dorian Lasseter Posted July 25, 2005 Posted July 25, 2005 Ya had ta ask? Looks mighty fine........ Truly, D. Lasseter Captain, The Lucy Propria Virtute Audax --- In Hoc Signo Vinces Ni Feidir An Dubh A Chur Ina Bhan Air "If I whet my glittering sword, and mine hand take hold on judgment; I will render vengeance to mine enemies, and will reward them that hate me." Deuteronomy 32:41 Envy and its evil twin - It crept in bed with slander - Idiots they gave advice - But Sloth it gave no answer - Anger kills the human soul - With butter tales of Lust - While Pavlov's Dogs keep chewin' - On the legs they never trust... The Seven Deadly Sins http://www.colonialnavy.org
Tudor MercWench Smith Posted July 25, 2005 Posted July 25, 2005 Aww . . . gee . . . thanks . . . ohh - you mean the chili . . . whoops. Pull up a bowl and a chair! *whips out a ladle*
Dorian Lasseter Posted July 25, 2005 Posted July 25, 2005 *blinks* Oh, aye, th' chilli looks fine too... ::ducks as a ladle is whipped about:: An' could I gets a Guiness as well? Truly, D. Lasseter Captain, The Lucy Propria Virtute Audax --- In Hoc Signo Vinces Ni Feidir An Dubh A Chur Ina Bhan Air "If I whet my glittering sword, and mine hand take hold on judgment; I will render vengeance to mine enemies, and will reward them that hate me." Deuteronomy 32:41 Envy and its evil twin - It crept in bed with slander - Idiots they gave advice - But Sloth it gave no answer - Anger kills the human soul - With butter tales of Lust - While Pavlov's Dogs keep chewin' - On the legs they never trust... The Seven Deadly Sins http://www.colonialnavy.org
Tudor MercWench Smith Posted July 25, 2005 Posted July 25, 2005 Aw, lad, the ladle wasn't meant for you . . . One pint coming up! Maybe I need to practice pulling pints . . . Let's stick to bottles shall we? Slainte!
William Brand Posted July 25, 2005 Author Posted July 25, 2005 You can't throw out the cook!! lol ...but you can give him a day off if you like.
Tempest Fitzgerald Posted July 25, 2005 Posted July 25, 2005 William, I dare say you have created a monster! *Eyes the ladle's dangerous swoop* Miss Mercenary, I must beg you to take care with that instrument. If you were to cause ill to Mister Lasseter, than I will have to repair the damage. ...Or lay these bones in an unworthy urn, Tombless, with no rememberance over them: Either our history shall with full mouth Speak freely of our acts, or else our grave, Like a Turkish mute, shall have a toungueless mouth, Not worshipped with a waxen epitaph... King Henry V- William Shakespeare 'She wore a gown the color of storms, shadows and rain and a necklace of broken promises and regrets.'~Susanna Clarke Attention! All formats of plot and characterizations produced under the monikers "Aurore Devareaux" or "Tempest Fitzgerald" are protected under the statutes of Copyright law. All Rights Reserved. F.T.M.
CaptainCiaran Posted July 26, 2005 Posted July 26, 2005 (smells the chili and enters the TK) Ah, Mercenary, yer chili smells scrumptious. I'll enjoy a bowl, please, and some watery-ass beer (don't be likin' dark too much), like a Rolling Rock. (places Crowns upon the counter) Grammercy. Glad to have ye back "officially" now, my dear! I wonder if one of the most important steps on our journey is the one in which we throw away the map. -- Loreena McKennitt My fathers knew of wind and tide, and my blood is maritime. -- Stan Rogers I don't pretend to be captain weird. I just do what I do. -- Johnny Depp
Tudor MercWench Smith Posted July 26, 2005 Posted July 26, 2005 *yawns* Whose up for some breakfast? I know I am . . .
Tudor MercWench Smith Posted July 26, 2005 Posted July 26, 2005 *lifts head from where it fell, waiting for breakfast orders* Goodness this place is slow in the morning!
CaptainCiaran Posted July 26, 2005 Posted July 26, 2005 (awakens and wipes drool from face, yawns, stretches) Mornin', Mercenary. I'll be havin some hot chocolate with whipped cream and Kahlua. Hmmm, how about a nice plate of French Toast and Canadian maple syrup? I wonder if one of the most important steps on our journey is the one in which we throw away the map. -- Loreena McKennitt My fathers knew of wind and tide, and my blood is maritime. -- Stan Rogers I don't pretend to be captain weird. I just do what I do. -- Johnny Depp
Tudor MercWench Smith Posted July 26, 2005 Posted July 26, 2005 T'would be my pleasure! Hot chocolate be my speciality! And Kaluha, mmmm . . . excellent addition! There ye go; and here's your plate - fresh off the stove
CaptainCiaran Posted July 26, 2005 Posted July 26, 2005 (slurps the whipped cream) Aye, tis perfect! And the French toast looks delicieux! Merci beaucoup! I wonder if one of the most important steps on our journey is the one in which we throw away the map. -- Loreena McKennitt My fathers knew of wind and tide, and my blood is maritime. -- Stan Rogers I don't pretend to be captain weird. I just do what I do. -- Johnny Depp
Tudor MercWench Smith Posted July 26, 2005 Posted July 26, 2005 De rien! *leans on bar sipping coffe as Ciaran eats* So, how's life been treatin' ye, Captin'?
CaptainCiaran Posted July 26, 2005 Posted July 26, 2005 Well, havin' a lot of problems with me back lately. Been seein' a specialist to determine best course of action. Are ye recoverin' nicely from yer recent surgery? I wonder if one of the most important steps on our journey is the one in which we throw away the map. -- Loreena McKennitt My fathers knew of wind and tide, and my blood is maritime. -- Stan Rogers I don't pretend to be captain weird. I just do what I do. -- Johnny Depp
Tudor MercWench Smith Posted July 26, 2005 Posted July 26, 2005 Almost there! The scar *sticks out chest in proud manner* is healing nicely. I wanna get pictures to show everyone! The sternum is still a bit twingy, but usually only when I wake up. As long as I take my tylenol, I'm ready for the fight! I feel yer pain. Back troubles are genetic in me family. Me da's spine is like erroding or something like that, and I was cursed with an uncurved spine. Doesn't bend much t'all. Are they thinking you might need back surgery?
CaptainCiaran Posted July 26, 2005 Posted July 26, 2005 I be glad ye are mending well, lass. As fer meself, I have 3 bad disks in upper back and have fer years been able to do exercises, traction, etc to keep 'em in check. This be the worse flareup since 2000, stiff neck, back muscles tight, shoulder tight and now nerve tingling in arm. We've tried medication, massage, chiropractic which all help temporarily, but not long-term. Will probably next do a CAT scan. Me chiropractor mentioned yesterday it might be bone spurs, so must consult the orthopaedic specialist on Thursday and go from there. I would do most anything to ease the pain and numbness. I wonder if one of the most important steps on our journey is the one in which we throw away the map. -- Loreena McKennitt My fathers knew of wind and tide, and my blood is maritime. -- Stan Rogers I don't pretend to be captain weird. I just do what I do. -- Johnny Depp
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