lady snow Posted June 18, 2005 Posted June 18, 2005 gee ciaran - didn't know you were entering the wet chemise contest! ****hey everyone - new entry***** skloooooooooooosh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ~snow with faith, trust and pixiedust, everything is possible if it be tourist season, why can't we shoot them? IWG #3057 - Local 9 emmf steel rose player - bella donna, 2005 improv cast member and dance instructor - fort tryon medieval festival lady neige - midsummer renaissance faire
Enigma Posted June 19, 2005 Posted June 19, 2005 Heya... So what's this place about? I feel like Alice in Pirateland...
CaptainCiaran Posted June 19, 2005 Posted June 19, 2005 So what's this place about? (with water running down his face and goatee, therein drenching his shirt, Ciaran says to Enigma...) Well, matey, normally the Tsunami Kate be the best place in the Pub to get food, but right now rumour has it that Mercenary Wench be inside with a big water hose. Enter at yer own risk! (turning to Lady Snow) Gotta towel m'Lady? I wonder if one of the most important steps on our journey is the one in which we throw away the map. -- Loreena McKennitt My fathers knew of wind and tide, and my blood is maritime. -- Stan Rogers I don't pretend to be captain weird. I just do what I do. -- Johnny Depp
Capt DaggezEber Posted June 19, 2005 Posted June 19, 2005 *looking alot like a wet cat, a red bearded pyrate pours out a hat-full of water and glances up saying,* Blasted hell-cat! I was not due for me weekly bath yet. Arr Ciaran is right this be a good place to me fellow hungry sailers. Life is only for the one that is not afraid to die.
Capt DaggezEber Posted June 19, 2005 Posted June 19, 2005 I hears tail thar be a scallywagg named Mad Eye Mitch roam'n around. Avast lad, Speak Up! Where yee be. Life is only for the one that is not afraid to die.
lady snow Posted June 19, 2005 Posted June 19, 2005 [(turning to Lady Snow) Gotta towel m'Lady? here ye go, cairan. merc sure is fiesty today. maybe if we can take a table over in that corner there, we'll be safe. btw - cap'n tito has a bbq going over at teh hot tub. i be knowin he gots steaks since i dropped them off the other day! let's go check it out! ~snow with faith, trust and pixiedust, everything is possible if it be tourist season, why can't we shoot them? IWG #3057 - Local 9 emmf steel rose player - bella donna, 2005 improv cast member and dance instructor - fort tryon medieval festival lady neige - midsummer renaissance faire
Tudor MercWench Smith Posted June 20, 2005 Posted June 20, 2005 *comes out from behind the bar, sulking* Way to embrace the fun! I didn't mean nothing by it . ..
CaptainCiaran Posted June 20, 2005 Posted June 20, 2005 (noticing that MW has put the water hose down on the counter, Ciaran and Lady Snow make a mad dash for the door!) I wonder if one of the most important steps on our journey is the one in which we throw away the map. -- Loreena McKennitt My fathers knew of wind and tide, and my blood is maritime. -- Stan Rogers I don't pretend to be captain weird. I just do what I do. -- Johnny Depp
TortugaWench Posted June 20, 2005 Posted June 20, 2005 Am I too late for the fun?! *pulls out mock water gun* WATER FIGHT!
Capt DaggezEber Posted June 20, 2005 Posted June 20, 2005 I be sorry MercenaryWench, I ment not to bring dred yee fun. I just got woke up so SPLOORGGGGHHA!*a sudden blast of water hits Daggaz* AAAAARR! TortugaWench!!!! Life is only for the one that is not afraid to die.
Capt DaggezEber Posted June 20, 2005 Posted June 20, 2005 *Daggaz raises his hands in defeat saying "Aye lass I giv's please belay your dasterdly attack on this poor withered soul." *While talking he steps toward the impish TortugaWench. He says,* "I be again soaked to me very gills. I have the need of a towel." He reaches for William's bar towel and suddenly throws it over TortugaWench! He then throws her over the shoulder and runs for the dock. She pulls the towel away just in time to see him jump off with her into the water.SPLASH! Life is only for the one that is not afraid to die.
TortugaWench Posted June 20, 2005 Posted June 20, 2005 *splutters and glares evilly at Daggez* A wench I be, but a temper I possess as well, Capt. Ye lucky thet I be in a forgivin' mood (wit' th' help of some rum o' course) and thet I dont 'ave yer guts fer garters! -TW
Pew Posted June 20, 2005 Posted June 20, 2005 <<looking in as the early morning dew is still lighting on the counter. I stop and notice all of the windows are shut. There's an inch of water on the floor, but no pipes are burst. Writing on the specials blackboard:>> "Morning Sir William. Just picked up a basket of fresh mangoes. Thinkin' ye might like some for specials and all. Gotta run today. I'll have one of me mates check on the pipes for ya 'ere. Looks like ya got a leaker. <<notices squirt guns and damp fire hose>> "Ahhhh. Nevermind, I see the kids are out of school again. I'm jus' grabbin' a cup of Gold Coast Coffee. I'll be seeing ye for lunch. -PEW" <<Leaves mangoes under the blackboard.>> , Skull and Quill Society , The Watch Dog "We are 21st Century people who play a game of dress-up and who spend a lot of time pissing and moaning about the rules of the game and whether other people are playing fair."
Capt DaggezEber Posted June 20, 2005 Posted June 20, 2005 AAAH cold! Bad Idea! Deadly woman, cold water=not romantic! ARR Well Come on I'll buy yee a round yee can throw in me face las. Life is only for the one that is not afraid to die.
Diego Santana de la Vega Posted June 20, 2005 Posted June 20, 2005 Aaayyyeeeee! (pushes opens the doors and looks about fer stragglers and sleepovers under the tables.) Nay not me thinks. slow weekend at the Kate then! (me cups me hands) Sir William! Sir William! (so i just start talkin figuring he's about) I was watchin this old movie on evening past "first night" and me thinks I did in fact see you as one of the knights of the round table it was you was it not? (i leans over the bar and drwas a nice pint o guinness) Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a knife in your back.
William Brand Posted June 20, 2005 Author Posted June 20, 2005 Well I've been down in the holds bailing water for days now and wondering if it is safe to venture above decks. Meanwhile, today's special is watermelon... Â Â Â
Tudor MercWench Smith Posted June 20, 2005 Posted June 20, 2005 *Saunters in, loooks around,seeing a wet and tired looking William* Ah, I'm sorry! I did start something around here . . . *pulls a mop out from a small utlity closet.* Let me help with the clean up. *smile sheepishly*
Diego Santana de la Vega Posted June 20, 2005 Posted June 20, 2005 Sir Willaim that be a good lookin mellon but I dare say that me belches from the ale and melon won't do any room justice so I'm jes going to have to seetle fer ale this day! I reached across the bar and filled me tankard afore ye come up. so I'll have me second (Guinness that be) when it be ye gets a chance. Grammercy Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a knife in your back.
Dorian Lasseter Posted June 20, 2005 Posted June 20, 2005 :: Wanders in from a busy weekend :: Aye Lads n' Lasseys... Did I miss much? Bloody.... I missed the wet chemise contest ?! Hrmm.... Well.... Oh... Grrr.... William... wot be yer fair fer luncheon taday... :: Plops hisself onto a stool :: Give us a Guiness an a shot o' Drambuie... Ta start... Truly, D. Lasseter Captain, The Lucy Propria Virtute Audax --- In Hoc Signo Vinces Ni Feidir An Dubh A Chur Ina Bhan Air "If I whet my glittering sword, and mine hand take hold on judgment; I will render vengeance to mine enemies, and will reward them that hate me." Deuteronomy 32:41 Envy and its evil twin - It crept in bed with slander - Idiots they gave advice - But Sloth it gave no answer - Anger kills the human soul - With butter tales of Lust - While Pavlov's Dogs keep chewin' - On the legs they never trust... The Seven Deadly Sins http://www.colonialnavy.org
Tudor MercWench Smith Posted June 20, 2005 Posted June 20, 2005 Don't worry Dorian, get me that jived up on caffine again and there will probably be a re-match of the Wet Chemise Contest, only this time, it might be better organised.
Dorian Lasseter Posted June 20, 2005 Posted June 20, 2005 WooHoo!!! Er... I mean.. AYE LASSEY!!!! William!!! Lest 'ave a quadruple double espresso fer th' Lass 'ere! N' donna worry 'bout alla th' water... It'll dry up soon enough. Truly, D. Lasseter Captain, The Lucy Propria Virtute Audax --- In Hoc Signo Vinces Ni Feidir An Dubh A Chur Ina Bhan Air "If I whet my glittering sword, and mine hand take hold on judgment; I will render vengeance to mine enemies, and will reward them that hate me." Deuteronomy 32:41 Envy and its evil twin - It crept in bed with slander - Idiots they gave advice - But Sloth it gave no answer - Anger kills the human soul - With butter tales of Lust - While Pavlov's Dogs keep chewin' - On the legs they never trust... The Seven Deadly Sins http://www.colonialnavy.org
William Brand Posted June 20, 2005 Author Posted June 20, 2005 A honey baked ham will be served today with sides of pasta, potatoes, pecan pie and carrot cake. Â Â Â
Dorian Lasseter Posted June 20, 2005 Posted June 20, 2005 Aye Willaim, Luncheon sounds grande... I'll 'ave it.... A fine portion, not th' whole thing.... I's not greedy.... really... Truly, D. Lasseter Captain, The Lucy Propria Virtute Audax --- In Hoc Signo Vinces Ni Feidir An Dubh A Chur Ina Bhan Air "If I whet my glittering sword, and mine hand take hold on judgment; I will render vengeance to mine enemies, and will reward them that hate me." Deuteronomy 32:41 Envy and its evil twin - It crept in bed with slander - Idiots they gave advice - But Sloth it gave no answer - Anger kills the human soul - With butter tales of Lust - While Pavlov's Dogs keep chewin' - On the legs they never trust... The Seven Deadly Sins http://www.colonialnavy.org
Tudor MercWench Smith Posted June 20, 2005 Posted June 20, 2005 mmm . . . lunch! as for a quad esspresso - *clutches heart at thought* bloody . . . . pressure . . . too . . . high . . .
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