Red Cat Jenny Posted March 9, 2007 Posted March 9, 2007 Lol yes...I believe she's more than 2 of him can handle..She's a quietly formidable woman that one.. Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.... Her reputation was her livelihood. I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice! My inner voice sometimes has an accent! My wont? A delicious rip in time...
William Brand Posted March 9, 2007 Author Posted March 9, 2007 And what are all of you ladies discussing at this table?
Silkie McDonough Posted March 10, 2007 Posted March 10, 2007 Silkie looks up at William a devilish smirk on her face, mirth in her eyes. "Marriage and other sweet treats"
Red Cat Jenny Posted March 10, 2007 Posted March 10, 2007 Miss Ashcombe turns red, daintily covers a smile with one hand...and giggling looks up at Capt Brand.... Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.... Her reputation was her livelihood. I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice! My inner voice sometimes has an accent! My wont? A delicious rip in time...
William Brand Posted March 10, 2007 Author Posted March 10, 2007 Secrets and second helpings all around.
Red Cat Jenny Posted March 10, 2007 Posted March 10, 2007 In honor of William and Maeve's upcoming journey to Israel.. and in honor of the queen of baconfest Silkie.. Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.... Her reputation was her livelihood. I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice! My inner voice sometimes has an accent! My wont? A delicious rip in time...
William Brand Posted March 10, 2007 Author Posted March 10, 2007 Ahhh...I see I must explain something about Baconfest. Baconfest doesn't have royalty per se. At least not in the traditional sense. Baconfest sustains the idea that all common peoples are royalty unto themselves, that is why the Wetlanders have never had a "Leader" in the form of royalty. Under that definition, Silkie is definately a "Queen of Baconfest" and certainly a queen of the East, having recognized a desire to spread the call to bacon. Now, while we don't have kings or queens, we do celebrate the 'suicide royals' who dare to become Baconeaters in that now famed contest of foolishness when they compete so see who can eat the most bacon. They are a kind of reckless potentate. A ritual royalty for one day a year. Think of them as more of a fanciful "King of the Forest" as practiced on a few occassions each year on the druid calendar. The wild abandon, with no real governing power. Now I'm talking in circles. Perhaps I should just serve up some more bacon. Perhaps a nice bacon quiche...?
Red Cat Jenny Posted March 11, 2007 Posted March 11, 2007 oooh mmmm now you've done it ...I'm not leaving... Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.... Her reputation was her livelihood. I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice! My inner voice sometimes has an accent! My wont? A delicious rip in time...
William Brand Posted March 11, 2007 Author Posted March 11, 2007 You were leaving before...? But you have a room.
Red Cat Jenny Posted March 11, 2007 Posted March 11, 2007 The table...not leaving the table with Shesh Kebab on it...unless I can take a snack to my room... Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.... Her reputation was her livelihood. I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice! My inner voice sometimes has an accent! My wont? A delicious rip in time...
William Brand Posted March 11, 2007 Author Posted March 11, 2007 You can take an entire banquet to your room and up to seven dinner guests.
Silkie McDonough Posted March 11, 2007 Posted March 11, 2007 Okay William ...the proposal for marriage was a bit rash knowing that you have your first wife and all. Here's another proposal. When I win the lottery and own a ship will you come work for me spending copious amounts of time in the kitchen or at least helping decide on a menu? Nice thing about virtual food ...no calories! BRING IT ON!
William Brand Posted March 11, 2007 Author Posted March 11, 2007 Okay William ...the proposal for marriage was a bit rash knowing that you have your first wife and all. Here's another proposal. When I win the lottery and own a ship will you come work for me spending copious amounts of time in the kitchen or at least helping decide on a menu? Nice thing about virtual food ...no calories! BRING IT ON! If you employ me to live the life of even a humble cook aboard an actual replica ship, I will cook such delicacies that the Captains of other ships will be jealous of your table.
Silkie McDonough Posted March 11, 2007 Posted March 11, 2007 Now all I need is the money and the ship, a captain, crew and ...oh a galley for the cook. ...or a sugar daddy with the money to build a ship ...hmmmm, wrong website for that!
Red Cat Jenny Posted March 11, 2007 Posted March 11, 2007 Silkie..I'll tag along if I may..as long as my hammock is dry,, Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.... Her reputation was her livelihood. I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice! My inner voice sometimes has an accent! My wont? A delicious rip in time...
CrazyCholeBlack Posted March 12, 2007 Posted March 12, 2007 Less talk, more food! Mr. Red Wake, may I have some brownies. Nice thick fudgy ones? please. "If part of the goods be plundered by a pirate the proprietor or shipmaster is not entitled to any contribution." An introduction to merchandize, Robert Hamilton, 1777Slightly Obsessed, an 18th Century reenacting blog
Red Cat Jenny Posted March 12, 2007 Posted March 12, 2007 Miss Ashcombe walks in from the kitchen with the smells of baking trailing after her.. "Don't fuss William..I have this one.." "Oh and to wash all that down..the milk will be here soon" Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.... Her reputation was her livelihood. I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice! My inner voice sometimes has an accent! My wont? A delicious rip in time...
William Brand Posted March 12, 2007 Author Posted March 12, 2007 I had a divine chicken salad today. Mmmm...
CrazyCholeBlack Posted March 12, 2007 Posted March 12, 2007 *mumbling & spitting crumbs* Thanks Red Cat, I brought my own milk. No lactose ya know. "If part of the goods be plundered by a pirate the proprietor or shipmaster is not entitled to any contribution." An introduction to merchandize, Robert Hamilton, 1777Slightly Obsessed, an 18th Century reenacting blog
Red Cat Jenny Posted March 12, 2007 Posted March 12, 2007 You're welcome ! This message contains no Lactose...but may have been written in a home that contains nuts.... Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.... Her reputation was her livelihood. I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice! My inner voice sometimes has an accent! My wont? A delicious rip in time...
CrazyCholeBlack Posted March 12, 2007 Posted March 12, 2007 but may hvae been written in a home that contains nuts.... or at least one "nut" "If part of the goods be plundered by a pirate the proprietor or shipmaster is not entitled to any contribution." An introduction to merchandize, Robert Hamilton, 1777Slightly Obsessed, an 18th Century reenacting blog
William Brand Posted March 13, 2007 Author Posted March 13, 2007 Today's Special is Shepherd's Pie...
William Brand Posted March 16, 2007 Author Posted March 16, 2007 Today's special is Whipped Creme Cake in honor of my wife's birthday and her preferred cake of choice...
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