William Brand Posted January 3, 2006 Author Posted January 3, 2006 A chunk of turnip seasoned with a hint of parsely takes William unawares and he spills over a fallen Mister Lasseter, landing unceremoniously into a platter of speared prawns.
Bunnycutlass Posted January 3, 2006 Posted January 3, 2006 :Atop the bar, Bunny sees a bottle of Rum and pours it about the floor to try to stop sliding in all the icing: I don't think this is helping... :Bunny tries to crawl out of the rumble: Bunny Cutlass
Scarlet McBayne Posted January 3, 2006 Posted January 3, 2006 Scarlet settles in under a table, using a chair as a sheild and starts takin aim with the remaining rum balls.... Scarlet McBayne " Touch not the Cat without a Sheild " McBayne motto "red is the Rose in yander garden grows Fair is the Lily of the Valley"
Dorian Lasseter Posted January 3, 2006 Posted January 3, 2006 ::after being tripped over, Mr. Lasseter gets to his feet and spies the rum ball thrower next to a cake and pie covered lass...:: Twas you! ::take a great stride towards them and is plastered with a key lime pie, right in the face...:: Oooo!!! it stings! I canna see!!! ::Walks blindly foreward, trying to feel out whatever is infront of him... his hands make purchase on something or someone... he feels up and down... Soft yet firm... tastes like chocolate cake and rubarb pie...:: Truly, D. Lasseter Captain, The Lucy Propria Virtute Audax --- In Hoc Signo Vinces Ni Feidir An Dubh A Chur Ina Bhan Air "If I whet my glittering sword, and mine hand take hold on judgment; I will render vengeance to mine enemies, and will reward them that hate me." Deuteronomy 32:41 Envy and its evil twin - It crept in bed with slander - Idiots they gave advice - But Sloth it gave no answer - Anger kills the human soul - With butter tales of Lust - While Pavlov's Dogs keep chewin' - On the legs they never trust... The Seven Deadly Sins http://www.colonialnavy.org
William Brand Posted January 3, 2006 Author Posted January 3, 2006 William, blinded and stabbed with prawn scewers, draw his pistol and fires into the wine rack. The spark accidently discharges a waiting tray of Brochette Dijon Flambe, which goes up like a torch. "Show no quarter!"
Pew Posted January 3, 2006 Posted January 3, 2006 ::Slipping from around the bar I get pounced upon by Bunny. Covered in pie, cake and whatnot, Bunny jumps on my back looking for Mr. Lasseter and Scarlet . . :: "SPANISH FRIGATE AT 9 O'Clock!!" ::Bunny begins firing off rounds of rum balls . .:: , Skull and Quill Society , The Watch Dog "We are 21st Century people who play a game of dress-up and who spend a lot of time pissing and moaning about the rules of the game and whether other people are playing fair."
William Brand Posted January 3, 2006 Author Posted January 3, 2006 Seeing the fire spread across the buffet table, William goes for a bucket of clam chowder, tripping over a honey roasted ham and going headlong into the hiding Scarlet under the table.
Dorian Lasseter Posted January 3, 2006 Posted January 3, 2006 :: ducking from the sound of pistol fire, he plants his face into, whatever is infront of him, slightly smothered, he withdraws to the smell of burnt powder and timber..:: *sniff, sniff* Fire? Fire! :: finally wipes the key lime pie from his eyes, sees Bunny infront of him, smiles then looks about to see where there is fire...:: Be right back, Gerl! ::Goes to jump over bar and wipes out on all the cake and pie, ends up behind the bar, but not the way he planned. On his way over his foot takes out the beer taps, sending a fountain of guinness everywhere...:: Truly, D. Lasseter Captain, The Lucy Propria Virtute Audax --- In Hoc Signo Vinces Ni Feidir An Dubh A Chur Ina Bhan Air "If I whet my glittering sword, and mine hand take hold on judgment; I will render vengeance to mine enemies, and will reward them that hate me." Deuteronomy 32:41 Envy and its evil twin - It crept in bed with slander - Idiots they gave advice - But Sloth it gave no answer - Anger kills the human soul - With butter tales of Lust - While Pavlov's Dogs keep chewin' - On the legs they never trust... The Seven Deadly Sins http://www.colonialnavy.org
Bunnycutlass Posted January 3, 2006 Posted January 3, 2006 Mr. Lasseter, Watch where ye are grabbin Rum balls, nay melons! Does anyone else notice the fyre? Scarlet, don'tcha think we should be doin' somethin? Anyone? FYRE! :Bunny throws food jest cause no one be listenin: Bunny Cutlass
Pew Posted January 3, 2006 Posted January 3, 2006 ::Whirling about, Bunny grabs a mug of Guinness and tries to throw it on the fire, but it winds up landing on Mr. Lasseter's face . . :: , Skull and Quill Society , The Watch Dog "We are 21st Century people who play a game of dress-up and who spend a lot of time pissing and moaning about the rules of the game and whether other people are playing fair."
Bunnycutlass Posted January 3, 2006 Posted January 3, 2006 Ne'er mind... my hero!!!! oh, ne'er mind again, HE'S DOWN! Scarlet, should we try? Bunny Cutlass
Bunnycutlass Posted January 3, 2006 Posted January 3, 2006 :Bunny giggles: Well, hello again Mr. Lasseter! I sure do hope you be liking cake! :Bunny giggles as she kisses Mr. Lasseter with a face full of cake still... ALL OVER: Bunny Cutlass
Dorian Lasseter Posted January 3, 2006 Posted January 3, 2006 ::After being almost drowned by guinness, he climbs up the bar to gain his footing, slips and gets a face full of the guinness fountain...:: Blargh! *Gulp!* Hmmmm.... ::puts hand over the spewing tap and aims it towards the fire...:: Tis a bloody waste.... Truly, D. Lasseter Captain, The Lucy Propria Virtute Audax --- In Hoc Signo Vinces Ni Feidir An Dubh A Chur Ina Bhan Air "If I whet my glittering sword, and mine hand take hold on judgment; I will render vengeance to mine enemies, and will reward them that hate me." Deuteronomy 32:41 Envy and its evil twin - It crept in bed with slander - Idiots they gave advice - But Sloth it gave no answer - Anger kills the human soul - With butter tales of Lust - While Pavlov's Dogs keep chewin' - On the legs they never trust... The Seven Deadly Sins http://www.colonialnavy.org
Dorian Lasseter Posted January 3, 2006 Posted January 3, 2006 ::Being smother'd in cake covered kisses, he enjoys being attacked in this way... shifting a tad he slips on some cake/pie/guinness and throws his arms about her to keep from falling, instead he takes them both down...:: Oooops.... Truly, D. Lasseter Captain, The Lucy Propria Virtute Audax --- In Hoc Signo Vinces Ni Feidir An Dubh A Chur Ina Bhan Air "If I whet my glittering sword, and mine hand take hold on judgment; I will render vengeance to mine enemies, and will reward them that hate me." Deuteronomy 32:41 Envy and its evil twin - It crept in bed with slander - Idiots they gave advice - But Sloth it gave no answer - Anger kills the human soul - With butter tales of Lust - While Pavlov's Dogs keep chewin' - On the legs they never trust... The Seven Deadly Sins http://www.colonialnavy.org
Bunnycutlass Posted January 3, 2006 Posted January 3, 2006 :can't help from gigglin: Did ye get it? What are they doin' out there? Tis safe here a bit behind the bar ifin' ye got the fire? :Bunny looks rather longin'ly at Dorian to not get back up: Bunny Cutlass
Pew Posted January 3, 2006 Posted January 3, 2006 ::Yelling above the fracas:: "SO WHAT YOU'RE TELLING ME IS THAT THE CAP'N'S BEEN STRUCK, IS BLEEDING AND OUR QUARTERMASTER IS DOWN ALSO? AND WE DON'T NEED HELP??" ::Ducking assorted pastries being tossed about, I slide under the head table by the fireplace and get my boot caught on the tablecloth showering down glasses and plates on my head.:: , Skull and Quill Society , The Watch Dog "We are 21st Century people who play a game of dress-up and who spend a lot of time pissing and moaning about the rules of the game and whether other people are playing fair."
Dorian Lasseter Posted January 3, 2006 Posted January 3, 2006 I thinks I gots it..... I dunna see namore smoke... ::Ducks a bit as the sound of a table full of dishes and what not crashes...:: Sheesh... pandamonium I tells ya... ::He rises slightly to look over the bar but something pulls him back down...:: Truly, D. Lasseter Captain, The Lucy Propria Virtute Audax --- In Hoc Signo Vinces Ni Feidir An Dubh A Chur Ina Bhan Air "If I whet my glittering sword, and mine hand take hold on judgment; I will render vengeance to mine enemies, and will reward them that hate me." Deuteronomy 32:41 Envy and its evil twin - It crept in bed with slander - Idiots they gave advice - But Sloth it gave no answer - Anger kills the human soul - With butter tales of Lust - While Pavlov's Dogs keep chewin' - On the legs they never trust... The Seven Deadly Sins http://www.colonialnavy.org
Bunnycutlass Posted January 3, 2006 Posted January 3, 2006 Indeed, your Quarter Master is fyne... JEST FYNE! :As Bunny pulls him back behind the bar: Come here ye fyne hero you! :Kisses him rather passionately as they slow to the cake cover'd floor: Bunny Cutlass
William Brand Posted January 3, 2006 Author Posted January 3, 2006 William stands up at once, upsetting the table. "I beg your pardon, Scarlet. I was..." But he never finishes. He slips in a French pastry and goes over backward into a table spread with a fragrant Swordfish a la Siciliana cooked in raisins, olives and garlic. Unfortunately for William, the cook has left the swordfish sword proudly displayed for "presentation" and William takes an unexpected attack from his rear flank and goes over the table shish-ke·babbed. He cries out "Bugger!" just before he is silenced by an over-ripe watermelon which lands soundly on his head. The cook comes in shortly afterwards with a deck hose and begins to spray down the hosts and the dining room.
Bunnycutlass Posted January 3, 2006 Posted January 3, 2006 Dorian do ye hear that? He wouldn't spray o'er here and damage all his fyne bottl's would he? :Dorian rolls Bunny off of him, t' take another look: Bunny Cutlass
Dorian Lasseter Posted January 3, 2006 Posted January 3, 2006 ::as he peeks around the edge of the bar a blast of water nearly takes him in the face... retreating quickly he turns back to Bunny...:: Hmmm... tis safer back here... lest ye wish a hosin' off? Truly, D. Lasseter Captain, The Lucy Propria Virtute Audax --- In Hoc Signo Vinces Ni Feidir An Dubh A Chur Ina Bhan Air "If I whet my glittering sword, and mine hand take hold on judgment; I will render vengeance to mine enemies, and will reward them that hate me." Deuteronomy 32:41 Envy and its evil twin - It crept in bed with slander - Idiots they gave advice - But Sloth it gave no answer - Anger kills the human soul - With butter tales of Lust - While Pavlov's Dogs keep chewin' - On the legs they never trust... The Seven Deadly Sins http://www.colonialnavy.org
Bunnycutlass Posted January 3, 2006 Posted January 3, 2006 Think I will wait till William gives me that room! Care t' join me when this is all o'er? Promise t' get the lime and Rhubarb off ye, ifin' ye help with my cleanin! ::raises an eyebrow:: I look good all soapy! Bunny Cutlass
Bunnycutlass Posted January 3, 2006 Posted January 3, 2006 P.E.W. care t' tackle that cook? Bunny Cutlass
Bunnycutlass Posted January 4, 2006 Posted January 4, 2006 :Bunny looks back at Dorian: Wonder if this will all get cleaned up today? :piering over the counter of the bar: Will, Don't suppose ye are still willin to rent that room? Sorry t' keep askin, but I needs t' get clean'd up! Once I have me mind set of a tub, that's where I want t' be! :after being hosed down by the cook, people all slowly starting to rise up. The poor tavern is brightly colored from the pies, frosting and food being toss'd about by people and water. Tables turned, chairs on their sides and everyone cover'd in food. Scarlet be about the only one 98% food free, now how'd that happen?: Bunny Cutlass
William Brand Posted January 4, 2006 Author Posted January 4, 2006 William wakes up in a pool of water, his own blood and turkey gravy. "What the...?"
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