Toe Cutter Posted October 2, 2004 Posted October 2, 2004 Near me house is a miniature golf course called Pirates cove. It opened around 1990, and I have wanted to build a house like this ever since I first saw it. I think I could do a better job at making it look real. but it still be pretty cool it be surrounded by a massive water feature with creeks, water falls and ponds Arr I would like to build a bigger one for me house with pond and everything. The ship is two story with the last holes of the two courses being on tha top deck. But I would make mine soooo much better....if I could only talk me wife into the idea..... "They'll have to kill me before I die"
Bloody_Mary_Bonney Posted October 2, 2004 Posted October 2, 2004 EEEGAD! what be this! Golf?! tis a sad world indeed when a pirate resorts to hittin a ball into a tiny hole for enjoyment But why is the rum gone? Save a horse ride a cowboy! Take me away and take me farther, suround me now and hold me like holy My toes are getting pruney Also my head is round that window is square.... My name is Micheal J Kabous and i eat babies! Your toast has been burned and no amount of scraping will remove the black stuff
Duchess Posted October 2, 2004 Posted October 2, 2004 No no no... The tiny little hole just be the cover. This is an opportunity to direct high speed small hard objects in crowds of unsuspecting people... "oops my bad *giggle* I just so awful at this..." The Duchess
Toe Cutter Posted October 2, 2004 Author Posted October 2, 2004 No no no... The tiny little hole just be the cover. This is an opportunity to direct high speed small hard objects in crowds of unsuspecting people... ARRR I be like'n yer style Duchess! wink wink nudge nudge :) I got me one o there cannons back when they was buildin the place, pulled up late one afternoon to check it out and a guy was building them so I offers him a 20 for one and he helps me load it up. the barrel be cast concrete and the base wood, but it makes a hell of a yard decorartion.... and when new folks come round me house they always say" COOL you have a cannon in your yard, I want one" "They'll have to kill me before I die"
HarborMaster Posted October 2, 2004 Posted October 2, 2004 Pretty slick yard ornament if I do say so meself! The Golf Ship is alright too.,Someone had fun building it., and I am sure many enjoy gaming on it. Around here all we have is an oyster house and it just makes me burp an fart HarborMaster I am not Lost .,I am Exploring. "If you give a man a fire, he will be warm for a night, if you set a man on fire, he will be warm for the rest of his life!"
Bloody_Mary_Bonney Posted October 3, 2004 Posted October 3, 2004 No no no... The tiny little hole just be the cover. This is an opportunity to direct high speed small hard objects in crowds of unsuspecting people..."oops my bad *giggle* I just so awful at this..." The Duchess here i was thinkin i was the only one who dose that could be why they dont let me play at boomers anymore... But why is the rum gone? Save a horse ride a cowboy! Take me away and take me farther, suround me now and hold me like holy My toes are getting pruney Also my head is round that window is square.... My name is Micheal J Kabous and i eat babies! Your toast has been burned and no amount of scraping will remove the black stuff
Duchess Posted October 3, 2004 Posted October 3, 2004 Near me old home there was certain mega mall. On the third floor was certain miniature golf course. Which just happened to over look a certain indoor amusement park...all of which I was escorted out of. :) The Duchess
Rumba Rue Posted October 3, 2004 Posted October 3, 2004 Hmmm, buildin' a house like that might require some revisions of archetic design, as ye'd be havin' all these people wantin' ta play golf there. It could be hard movin' about as them people with their little colored balls would be tryin' ta get them in the holes. Cooking- oopps, there's another one o' them buggers in my stew again! Cleaning- Oh crap, people are jest loosin' their balls all over the place Watching TV- Hey, don't break the TV set and my pirate paraphenlia! Bathroom- Hey the toilet ain't a hole fer yer balls! (Ok, maybe the pink ones) Rumba Rue **I don't do perky**
Duchess Posted October 3, 2004 Posted October 3, 2004 yes, the perks of a ballish home of putting or would that be "Putting up a home of ballish perks?" The Duchess
Toe Cutter Posted October 3, 2004 Author Posted October 3, 2004 I thinks buildin a house like this wouldn't be to hard, an as for people wantin ta play golf well so long as they hit their own balls an not mine it's all good! "They'll have to kill me before I die"
Capt. Z Posted October 4, 2004 Posted October 4, 2004 nooo, i mean the "Perks of living in a house with all dem putput balls all over the place"
Bloody_Mary_Bonney Posted October 4, 2004 Posted October 4, 2004 *watches the joke fly over his head* But why is the rum gone? Save a horse ride a cowboy! Take me away and take me farther, suround me now and hold me like holy My toes are getting pruney Also my head is round that window is square.... My name is Micheal J Kabous and i eat babies! Your toast has been burned and no amount of scraping will remove the black stuff
Rumba Rue Posted October 4, 2004 Posted October 4, 2004 It was taken by the flying pig.... Rumba Rue **I can imagine quite a bit**
Duchess Posted October 4, 2004 Posted October 4, 2004 *watches the joke fly over his head* I'm glad someone appreciated that...
Twiggyhunt Posted October 4, 2004 Posted October 4, 2004 What kind of pirate plays GOlf and what do they say INstead of "FORE" ARRRR???? Mabye its a new thing so they can knock women in the head who are walking by, MIght be the only way there getting booty PFfft..... Pirates playing golf ..... I VOTE FOR THE HOUSE!!!!!
Capt. Z Posted October 4, 2004 Posted October 4, 2004 whats wrong wif golf? other than it's : lame boring stupid why would ye hit the ball, only to walk over and hit it again? stupid exersize dumb absentminded nah im j/k but u know what! putput golf is the bomb!!!! get ta hit tha sucker as hard as ye can an try to hit somebody er sumtin, an then not get blamed fer a thing!!! its great!
Hrothgar Addams Posted October 4, 2004 Posted October 4, 2004 Ifn' it be lame, boring, stupid, etc, etc, ye're probly not playin' it right. "Cow pasture pool" can be a lot of fun if ye gots the right attitude. Remember: Its another creation from the fine folks who gave us Scotch whiskey! Never give up--Never surrender! Remember -- A good friend will come and bail you out of jail...BUT a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Damn...that was fun!" Live while yer alive--an' when yore dead be done with it!
Duchess Posted October 4, 2004 Posted October 4, 2004 The attitude is the thing... Me Mum once had some advice for me. "If everthing sucks, and everyone treats you badly. It might be time to consider that the problem really is you." So build the house and play the golf and damned be the nay sayers! The Duchess
Daniela Posted October 5, 2004 Posted October 5, 2004 Oooohhhh I'd love a home like that. A smaller cannon would be perfect on my back deck. I could shoot snausages at my great aunts dog.
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