BLACK JACK SHALAQ Posted August 27, 2004 Posted August 27, 2004 Tis' been a spell since Ol' Black Jack graced these here pages but never the less....HERE I AM !!!!!! Yep, the Ol' Bast***'s back n' full of p*** n' vinagar !!! Hey...just how the h*** did I get demoted from a "FEARED NASTY A**ED PIRATES CAPTAIN" to a "plunderer"? Apparently I'll have ta raise some "Bloody Hell" Black Jack Shalaq YER ANKLES WILL LOOK LOVELY BEHIND YER EARS LASSIE! HAR! HAR! HAR!
crow Posted August 27, 2004 Posted August 27, 2004 Jack it's good to see yer smilin face again welcome back I've missed yer sober witt an yer cheerful demeanor Har Har Har .... . Lord above please send a dove with wings as sharp as razors , to cuts the throats of them there blokes what sells bad booze to sailors .. " Illigitimiti non carborundum . "
Stynky Tudor Posted August 27, 2004 Posted August 27, 2004 . . .Yep, the Ol' Bast***'s back n' full of p*** n' vinagar !!! Hey...just how the h*** did I get demoted from a "FEARED NASTY A**ED PIRATES CAPTAIN" to a "plunderer"? . . . Aye Mister SHALAQ, Tis good ta see you back on board with us again. I fear we have all been demoted along with ya though. But thank ye kindly for the gracious censoring of yerself, we wouldn't want to be introducing any naughty words like, BASTARD, PISS, HELL or ASS into the new pirates curriculum. :)
Mark Leser Posted August 27, 2004 Posted August 27, 2004 Hello sir. I have not yet met ye, but it seems now I shall I'll be filling yer tankard and the like if ye be wanting something to drink.
Capt Grey Posted August 27, 2004 Posted August 27, 2004 JACK! It be ages, m'lad! We be missin' ye on this board so it be a grand thing that ye come back to raise a ruckus with us! A toast t'yer return. Captain, we always knew you were a whoopsie. Rumors of my death are entirely premature.
Red Bess Posted August 27, 2004 Posted August 27, 2004 Ahoy, lad! Good ta see ya -- was just thinkin' about ye the other mornin'- -- wonderin' how yer son was? By all accounts, it looks like yer in good form an' ready fer action. I'll join in that toast Ladies in Scarlet: Piratical Art and Accessories
Rumba Rue Posted August 28, 2004 Posted August 28, 2004 Aye ye been at sea too long. Good ta have ye back in port for some real 'rabble-rousin'! Rumba Rue **Practice random acts of mayhem and senseless acts of piracy**
BLACK JACK SHALAQ Posted August 29, 2004 Author Posted August 29, 2004 HEED TOO YA GOB o' KNOT ROTTED BILGE BUCKETS!!! Stynky says we were all put to da sword n' knocked down a peg or two aye? Well if that ain't a crock of sh**....aving cream I don't know what is! Who be sailing this ship nowa days anyway? We may have been demoted but we best be gettin' our full share of the booty or "Black Jack" will bring HELL n' DAMNATION to da captn's cabin! Cold steel n' a HOT temper ain't nuthun' ta miss with matey!! AARRRR! When the green $$$$ is gone, The MEAN is ON! Black Jack Shalaq YER ANKLES WILL LOOK LOVELY BEHIND YER EARS LASSIE! HAR! HAR! HAR!
BLACK JACK SHALAQ Posted September 5, 2004 Author Posted September 5, 2004 AAARRRRRRRRRRRR! ******HIC******* YER ANKLES WILL LOOK LOVELY BEHIND YER EARS LASSIE! HAR! HAR! HAR!
BLACK JACK SHALAQ Posted September 8, 2004 Author Posted September 8, 2004 ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ This page needs an enema! So bend over n' assume da position! Whar are all the other sick bastards like me at? Whars Maud at? Whars her master the Captn' Weaver at? What the devils happened to this place? Did everyone get the rot or a foul dose of religon? Thank Neptunes spine that Ol' Black Jacks just as mean n' ornry n' twisted as always! Your sicko of the seas, Black Jack Shalaq YER ANKLES WILL LOOK LOVELY BEHIND YER EARS LASSIE! HAR! HAR! HAR!
Sheila Posted September 8, 2004 Posted September 8, 2004 I'm glad to see you around! I'm up for a few pints of rum and a good party let's get crazy!!!! Sheila forever! Green, it's not a color, it'a obsession!!!
Capt. Morgan Posted September 8, 2004 Posted September 8, 2004 AAARRRR!!! Good ter see ya, ya foul-smelling, evil-tempered ol' son of a B****!! (gotta love the whole asterisk thing!!) Have a tankard a grog, and give someone what fer for your demotion!! Touche' Ship's Marksman & Crab Fiend Pyrates of the Coast "All the skill in the world goes out the window if an angel pisses in the flintlock of your musket." "Florida points like a guiding thumb, To the southern isles of rumba and rum, To the mystery cities and haunted seas, Of the Spanish Main and the Caribbees..."
BLACK JACK SHALAQ Posted September 11, 2004 Author Posted September 11, 2004 AAARRRR!!! Good ter see ya, ya foul-smelling, evil-tempered ol' son of a B****!! (gotta love the whole asterisk thing!!)Have a tankard a grog, and give someone what fer for your demotion!! Ay Lad tis' good ta hear from ya too! Oh, n' by da way I only be foul smellin' when I be up wind of ya's! HAR HAR!>>>BELCH<<!!! Hey....Ya knows how ta turn a fruit into a veggie? Have a white tiger drag his ass off stage!!! HAR HAR HAR!!! YER ANKLES WILL LOOK LOVELY BEHIND YER EARS LASSIE! HAR! HAR! HAR!
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