PyratePhil Posted March 11, 2005 Share Posted March 11, 2005 He watches a few small crabs crawling along ... is reminded to call the urologist later... ...Qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum... ~ Vegetius Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christine Posted March 11, 2005 Author Share Posted March 11, 2005 Nature finally calls out to her........"Excuse me for a moment Phil, I'll be right back." She gives him a weak smile and then runs behind some rocks so no one can watch her squat. There is no bathrooms for miles and all that water in the ocean, all the water she drank has finally taken over! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PyratePhil Posted March 11, 2005 Share Posted March 11, 2005 In Christine's absence, Phil pulls out a small bag of Chinese herbs and some double-wides... ...Qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum... ~ Vegetius Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christine Posted March 11, 2005 Author Share Posted March 11, 2005 Comes back to Phil feeling much better. She can watch the waves now with no pain..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PyratePhil Posted March 11, 2005 Share Posted March 11, 2005 I noticed, M'Lady, you were seemin' a bit...flustered... And I got's somethin' here that kin take away yer pain... He lights the medicine with his scrimshaw-and-silver lighter, inhales (Yes, Mr. Clinton - INHALES!), and offers it to Christine... ...Qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum... ~ Vegetius Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christine Posted March 11, 2005 Author Share Posted March 11, 2005 "Sure, why not" Smiles and inhales deeply....... In no time the song "Comfortably Numb" by Pink Floyd fills the night air.....or was that only in her head......she wasn't sure, nor did she care........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PyratePhil Posted March 11, 2005 Share Posted March 11, 2005 You like? My own blend of powdered seahorse, ginseng, garlic, and mandrake root...with a little clove to make it yummy... ...Qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum... ~ Vegetius Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christine Posted March 11, 2005 Author Share Posted March 11, 2005 Gives him a dreamy, weak smile. *nods* "Good times indeed!" Gets up slowly and twirls slowly about barefoot, her skirts spinning around her like a colorful pinwheel. "Pinwheel, pinwheel, spinning around, look at pinwheel and see what I found"........lol! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PyratePhil Posted March 11, 2005 Share Posted March 11, 2005 Rises up slightly wobbly, big smile, joins hands and spins with her as he recites: Pinwheel, pinwheel, where have you been? Hello, how are you, and may I come in? ...Qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum... ~ Vegetius Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christine Posted March 11, 2005 Author Share Posted March 11, 2005 Giggles and twirls about.....fond memories of that bizarre show come flooding into her mind....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PyratePhil Posted March 11, 2005 Share Posted March 11, 2005 Aye - it were weird...but then, so be I... ...Qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum... ~ Vegetius Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christine Posted March 11, 2005 Author Share Posted March 11, 2005 "Good times indeed!" As she sees Phil move around, a thought comes to mind...."wanna play, punch the monkey? ye can win a prize! Punch the moving monkey and win a prize....woo-hoo!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PyratePhil Posted March 11, 2005 Share Posted March 11, 2005 Tries punching the monkey, misses by a mile - I'm sorry, M'Lady - I jes can't find it in me ta hit me brethren... ...Qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum... ~ Vegetius Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christine Posted March 11, 2005 Author Share Posted March 11, 2005 Takes a swing as well, but misses, which makes her lose her footing and falls down. Giggling the whole time....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PyratePhil Posted March 11, 2005 Share Posted March 11, 2005 Holds out his hand for her, pulls her to her feet... ...Qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum... ~ Vegetius Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christine Posted March 11, 2005 Author Share Posted March 11, 2005 "Oh, well, perhaps we'll have to come up with another game. Have anything in mind?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PyratePhil Posted March 11, 2005 Share Posted March 11, 2005 I'm drawing a total blank - I wish some of me mates were here to help out...hey, how about good ol' Twister? ...Qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum... ~ Vegetius Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christine Posted March 11, 2005 Author Share Posted March 11, 2005 Looks down the beach to where they came from, the barbeque party. Scarcely can see some of their friends milling around. "Hey you guys! Get over here!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PyratePhil Posted March 11, 2005 Share Posted March 11, 2005 Pulls out his lighter - let's light the monkey on fire as a signal... ...Qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum... ~ Vegetius Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christine Posted March 11, 2005 Author Share Posted March 11, 2005 LMAO!!! Poor monkey! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PyratePhil Posted March 11, 2005 Share Posted March 11, 2005 Phil does his patented Flaming Monkey Dance... It's just a hop to the left... ...Qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum... ~ Vegetius Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christine Posted March 11, 2005 Author Share Posted March 11, 2005 And a step to the right.... Puts yer hands on yer hips and bring yer knees in tight.....it's just the banana thrust, that really drives ya insaannneee..... It all seems strangely familiar, as if we were in a time warp.....hmmm... lol! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lady snow Posted March 11, 2005 Share Posted March 11, 2005 I'm drawing a total blank - I wish some of me mates were here to help out...hey, how about good ol' Twister? unless the vinyl sheet floats really good in the hot tub, you could drown playing twister! could always play 'cardinal puff' - we've got plenty of rum! ~snow with faith, trust and pixiedust, everything is possible if it be tourist season, why can't we shoot them? IWG #3057 - Local 9 emmf steel rose player - bella donna, 2005 improv cast member and dance instructor - fort tryon medieval festival lady neige - midsummer renaissance faire Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lady snow Posted March 11, 2005 Share Posted March 11, 2005 (just in case you didn't notice, i had the hot tub moved to moonlight lagoon) ~snow with faith, trust and pixiedust, everything is possible if it be tourist season, why can't we shoot them? IWG #3057 - Local 9 emmf steel rose player - bella donna, 2005 improv cast member and dance instructor - fort tryon medieval festival lady neige - midsummer renaissance faire Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PyratePhil Posted March 11, 2005 Share Posted March 11, 2005 Cardinal Puff... ...is that anything like HR Puffenstuff? ...Qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum... ~ Vegetius Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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