Bloody_Mary_Bonney Posted January 8, 2005 Posted January 8, 2005 Marry decides that life on a e-rock is not much funner then life on a metaphorical one and decides to wade back into shore. "'Ello.... I'm back and i brough presents..... holds up a couple lines of fresh fishes for tito to cook if he likes and then mysteriously rolls a barrel on shore full of spice rum. "Any takers?" But why is the rum gone? Save a horse ride a cowboy! Take me away and take me farther, suround me now and hold me like holy My toes are getting pruney Also my head is round that window is square.... My name is Micheal J Kabous and i eat babies! Your toast has been burned and no amount of scraping will remove the black stuff
Laura Silver Posted January 9, 2005 Posted January 9, 2005 Aye, I'll take ye up on that Rum offer Mary. ::holds out her empty mug, happy that someone has finally offered to fill it:: Arrr. Me treasure. The Silver lass with a nice....... pair of eyes. Me? Cheat? Steal? Lie? Never! Lass seeking Lad: 100% certified lap warmer looking for one (or more) strapping lad(s) with backbone for rum filled nights and plunder filled days, if interested contact Laura Silver.
DocF225 Posted January 10, 2005 Posted January 10, 2005 PINK?? I would pay to see that!Glad you are ok, hun. Hate to think of losing anyone from here, especially in a painful way like a fire. Opens a case of Cranberry Juice, warms it and pours a bit into her rum. Yep pink, actually more red than pink and only in certain rather uncomfortable places. Basically First degree burns. Which means a burn report form and another trip to the Occ med idiots for clearance. Oh joy, half my day shot in the tail. Doc Wiseman - Ship's Physician, Stur.. er... Surgeon Extrodinaire and general scoundrel. Reluctant Temporary Commander of Finnegan's Wake Piracy- Hostile Takeover without the Messy Paperwork We're not Pirates; we're independent maritime property redistribution specialists. Member in good standing Persian Gulf Yacht Club, Gulf of Sidra Yacht Club and the Greater Beruit Rod & Gun Club.
Merrydeath Posted January 10, 2005 Posted January 10, 2005 Oh Doc, sorry about that. I was thinking pink bum, maybe a pink neck.. not first degree burns. Sorry deary.. *Gets out the Silver Nitrate and the Gatorade.* Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST: http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook!
Captain Tito Posted January 10, 2005 Posted January 10, 2005 Aye Mateys hope ye all had a fair weekend. We went sleddin in the park with the little urchins yesterday!! First time all season (an actual wintry weekend here for a change). They had a ball. Supposed ta be in the 40s and 50s by the end o'this week so it'll be sludge n' slime again!! LOL <span style='font-size:21pt;line-height:100%'>Have Parrot Bay, will travel. WILL SHARE TOO!!!</span>
Diego Santana de la Vega Posted January 10, 2005 Posted January 10, 2005 Aye! Lads an lasses 'twas a nother wet weekend fer certs an the tea kettle be a whistlin. How's about a nice cup a rumm tumm tea Gerggghhhh? Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a knife in your back.
Bloody_Mary_Bonney Posted January 11, 2005 Posted January 11, 2005 Mary goes to work filling cups. But why is the rum gone? Save a horse ride a cowboy! Take me away and take me farther, suround me now and hold me like holy My toes are getting pruney Also my head is round that window is square.... My name is Micheal J Kabous and i eat babies! Your toast has been burned and no amount of scraping will remove the black stuff
Rogue Mermaid Posted January 11, 2005 Posted January 11, 2005 Aye, I'll take ye up on that Rum offer Mary. My dear friend has a say'n, "Ya gotta be dumn if ya don't like rum"...(no offense to the non-rum lovers) *holds out her tankerd* Thank ye Mary!
Bloody_Mary_Bonney Posted January 11, 2005 Posted January 11, 2005 ye be most welcome But why is the rum gone? Save a horse ride a cowboy! Take me away and take me farther, suround me now and hold me like holy My toes are getting pruney Also my head is round that window is square.... My name is Micheal J Kabous and i eat babies! Your toast has been burned and no amount of scraping will remove the black stuff
Diego Santana de la Vega Posted January 12, 2005 Posted January 12, 2005 I too have baked a nice plate o rasberry scones to go wit yer tea n rum Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a knife in your back.
Captain Tito Posted January 13, 2005 Posted January 13, 2005 Aye Scones n rum YUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!! May I add some fine honey butter ta go one the scones! <span style='font-size:21pt;line-height:100%'>Have Parrot Bay, will travel. WILL SHARE TOO!!!</span>
Rogue Mermaid Posted January 13, 2005 Posted January 13, 2005 *stands up streches* Well I'm go'n fer a swim. I need to practice for when I jump in the freezing ocean next month. I believe the weather should be in the 40-30 degree area. *shivers* Not my brightest idea
Diego Santana de la Vega Posted January 13, 2005 Posted January 13, 2005 Now that we been sunnin all the day away, what now fer lunch??? Me thinks, how's abouts a nice pot luck??? I'll go out into the lagoon and catch us a nice flounder to drop on the spit! I'll be right backs I will. So i turn to a striding (i have to wipes me eyes I do) it's a mermaid it is. Nice gams indeed! Wait I hollars to 'er let me go wit ya! Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a knife in your back.
Rogue Mermaid Posted January 14, 2005 Posted January 14, 2005 *splashes Diego* Come on in the water's fine!
Captain Tito Posted January 14, 2005 Posted January 14, 2005 splashes Diego* Come on in the water's fine! Go on Diego. I'll catch the fishies fer ya n'have lunch already fer everybody whens ye return. Aye Rogue, where might ye be doin yer chilly dip?? <span style='font-size:21pt;line-height:100%'>Have Parrot Bay, will travel. WILL SHARE TOO!!!</span>
Rogue Mermaid Posted January 14, 2005 Posted January 14, 2005 Rehoboth Beach, Delaware. It's a little under two hours south of my home port.
Bloody_Mary_Bonney Posted January 15, 2005 Posted January 15, 2005 Mary sits on the banks with a book of shakespear "this be a pain in me backside it be....." But why is the rum gone? Save a horse ride a cowboy! Take me away and take me farther, suround me now and hold me like holy My toes are getting pruney Also my head is round that window is square.... My name is Micheal J Kabous and i eat babies! Your toast has been burned and no amount of scraping will remove the black stuff
Merrydeath Posted January 16, 2005 Posted January 16, 2005 *stretches out on the beach in the sun, not thinking about the 6 degree weatther outside. * Uses her cell phone and has Olive Garden deliver to the beach.. Crab and seafood dinners, cheese soup, and the best dang lettuce salad around.. Dig in fellas.. i'll be back in a bit from RL dinner.. Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST: http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook!
Bloody_Mary_Bonney Posted January 17, 2005 Posted January 17, 2005 *looks up from the book* ANYBODY here ever take a speech class? But why is the rum gone? Save a horse ride a cowboy! Take me away and take me farther, suround me now and hold me like holy My toes are getting pruney Also my head is round that window is square.... My name is Micheal J Kabous and i eat babies! Your toast has been burned and no amount of scraping will remove the black stuff
Diego Santana de la Vega Posted January 17, 2005 Posted January 17, 2005 Arrrgghhhh! Thanks fer the grub thar Merry and Public Speakin ye say! yep! btdt Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a knife in your back.
Bloody_Mary_Bonney Posted January 17, 2005 Posted January 17, 2005 its drivin me to the brink But why is the rum gone? Save a horse ride a cowboy! Take me away and take me farther, suround me now and hold me like holy My toes are getting pruney Also my head is round that window is square.... My name is Micheal J Kabous and i eat babies! Your toast has been burned and no amount of scraping will remove the black stuff
Diego Santana de la Vega Posted January 20, 2005 Posted January 20, 2005 Brink schmink! What's next? Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a knife in your back.
Tempest Fitzgerald Posted January 20, 2005 Posted January 20, 2005 Ms. Bonney, I am well familiar with the Bard. May I offer assistance to your plight? Speech, oh dear. I was required to take such a course in college, where is it that your problem lies with the two subjects? ...Or lay these bones in an unworthy urn, Tombless, with no rememberance over them: Either our history shall with full mouth Speak freely of our acts, or else our grave, Like a Turkish mute, shall have a toungueless mouth, Not worshipped with a waxen epitaph... King Henry V- William Shakespeare 'She wore a gown the color of storms, shadows and rain and a necklace of broken promises and regrets.'~Susanna Clarke Attention! All formats of plot and characterizations produced under the monikers "Aurore Devareaux" or "Tempest Fitzgerald" are protected under the statutes of Copyright law. All Rights Reserved. F.T.M.
Rogue Mermaid Posted January 21, 2005 Posted January 21, 2005 hmmm, speech class. I've been told if you picture your audience naked it's easier
Diego Santana de la Vega Posted January 21, 2005 Posted January 21, 2005 Me likes that! picture the audience naked huh? Who said that Johnny Carson? Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a knife in your back.
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