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"Swashbuckler"-Worst Pirate Flick Ever?


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I dunno.... what about *Ice Pirates*??

nonononono, Bess, we said "worst" not "silliest. :D

And the thing that scares me most, is that all this lot has SEEN it. :D

:D

Drop a kitten six feet, and she grins...

Drop an elephant six feet, and ya gots yerself a mess ta clean up....

Sometimes bein' the biggest and most powerful is the LAST thing you wanna be.....

Mad Ozymandias Zorg the Unsnottered

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At least Ice Pirates had the dreaded space herpies...

Pirates of the Plain gets my vote.

Blackjohn

Well at least Pirates of the Plains had Tim Curry. Unfortuately it also had that really annoying kid who couldn't act. By the end of the movie I wanted to maroon him! :D

I'll go with Ice Pirates :)

Posted
I dunno.... what about *Ice Pirates*??

nonononono, Bess, we said "worst" not "silliest. :D

And the thing that scares me most, is that all this lot has SEEN it. :D

:D

Hey! Zorg long time no see! Where have you been? (hint, hint)

Posted

I really had to laugh, I have a porno tape called "Swashbuckler". LOL! :D , and at first that's what I thought you were all talking about! :D

Yup, even the X-rated is bad, really, really bad.

Crimson Pirate is a hoot! Ya, badly done, but lots of fun.

Rumba Rue

**I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges?** :D

Posted

As fer meself, I think 'The Pirate Movie' with Kristy McNichole is by far the WORST pirate movie ever made. If you doubt it, rent it and see for yourself !!!!

>>>>> Cascabel

Posted

Woah! No way! Ice Pirates is a great flick!

And "A Pirate Movie" is a comedy/satire, so it was supposed to be awful.

"Yo Ho, all together

hoist the colours high

Heave Ho, theives and beggers

Never shall we die..."

blackwood.jpg

"I don't care who ye say you are lad, if ye say 'savvy' one more time, I'll bury this cutlass in that thick skull

of yers!"

-Captain John Young - PILF

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