Zorg Posted August 19, 2004 Share Posted August 19, 2004 I dunno.... what about *Ice Pirates*?? nonononono, Bess, we said "worst" not "silliest. And the thing that scares me most, is that all this lot has SEEN it. Drop a kitten six feet, and she grins... Drop an elephant six feet, and ya gots yerself a mess ta clean up.... Sometimes bein' the biggest and most powerful is the LAST thing you wanna be..... Mad Ozymandias Zorg the Unsnottered Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Maria Posted August 19, 2004 Share Posted August 19, 2004 At least Ice Pirates had the dreaded space herpies...Pirates of the Plain gets my vote. Blackjohn Well at least Pirates of the Plains had Tim Curry. Unfortuately it also had that really annoying kid who couldn't act. By the end of the movie I wanted to maroon him! I'll go with Ice Pirates :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Maria Posted August 19, 2004 Share Posted August 19, 2004 I dunno.... what about *Ice Pirates*?? nonononono, Bess, we said "worst" not "silliest. And the thing that scares me most, is that all this lot has SEEN it. Hey! Zorg long time no see! Where have you been? (hint, hint) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rumba Rue Posted August 19, 2004 Share Posted August 19, 2004 I really had to laugh, I have a porno tape called "Swashbuckler". LOL! , and at first that's what I thought you were all talking about! Yup, even the X-rated is bad, really, really bad. Crimson Pirate is a hoot! Ya, badly done, but lots of fun. Rumba Rue **I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges?** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cascabel Posted August 19, 2004 Share Posted August 19, 2004 As fer meself, I think 'The Pirate Movie' with Kristy McNichole is by far the WORST pirate movie ever made. If you doubt it, rent it and see for yourself !!!! >>>>> Cascabel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John_Young Posted August 20, 2004 Share Posted August 20, 2004 Woah! No way! Ice Pirates is a great flick! And "A Pirate Movie" is a comedy/satire, so it was supposed to be awful. "Yo Ho, all together hoist the colours high Heave Ho, theives and beggers Never shall we die..." "I don't care who ye say you are lad, if ye say 'savvy' one more time, I'll bury this cutlass in that thick skull of yers!" -Captain John Young - PILF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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