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Aye and Hot fudge be expensive..Ill be a good lass and not miss a drop..

B) I'll not be bothering if'n it's only drops lass.

I like an entire sundae... and canna be bothered with only the *trimm'ns!

B) (Uh, that be includen nuts, is that correct??)

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(Yep with a cherry on top.. B) )

Beg pardon?

You still have a ... cherry?? B)

B)

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I lost me cherry a long time ago, but I have the box it came in. A bit dusty, and a bit rusty, but still there.

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B) *Morgan slaps himself on the forehead, rolls his eyes, and shakes his head*

How do I manage to always stumble onto these conversations?!? I swear, I heard this topic calling from across the pub... HA! Oh well, I guess I wouldn't be me, otherwise...! Silly lasses...! B)

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lmao. Oh my...

There's a song I've heard recently where this chick is singing. and the first line is "Don't wanna be the one to pop your cherry, girl..."

It's actually on a Cowboy Bebop soundtrack. 'Tis a funny group of cds...

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EXCUSE YOU ALL!!!!! :lol:

We be talk'n about ICE CREAM here!!!!! :o

Fer SHAME on ya all!!! :unsure:

:P

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I've found that I can make lingerie out of string, tape and soup cans and make any man happy.  They don't even care.

That be true. Most men just appreciate the effort. Or is that interest?

lol...Both.

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Question is...be there any men's underthings that turn the ladies heads...oh should one settle fer the "welcome aboard" tattoo?

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Question is...be there any men's underthings that turn the ladies heads...oh should one settle fer the "welcome aboard" tattoo?

What??

No gangplank???? :lol:

Gottcha!!! :unsure:

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Aye we be talkin Sundaes...And A ganglplank works wonders..as well as the welcome aboard tattoo if it be placed strategically o' course. :lol:

:o who needs strategy???

PIRATE!!!! :unsure:

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dang.. anyone know where the picture of pirate Dick is? He was on a topic a while ago, old movie type picture of how to stuff a fun pirate..

anyone remember it??

and I call thongs pirate eyepatches. Cause by the time you see it, you are usually eye to eye about a bunch of things...

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Iron bess I should be knowin not to read yer posts with me mouth full of drink..my poor keyboard be all wet. That be funny lass. Hmm...I think it would be nice to see a man in an eye patch..and nothing else...

Which eye lass?? :huh:

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So I've been told by more than a few fellas that there ain't nothing better than a woman in a corset. Other clothing optional.

Is this true?

Um... I'm sorry me mind drifted off there for a day or two. What was the question again?

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Never shall we die..."

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All three of em..ROFL..Iron Bess I have to hand it to ye..I may have to take up maughtiness lessons from ye as well..

(wry smile....) Oh, just comes with experience lass,'tis all. :huh:

Feel free to steal whatever you've a need of.

:huh:

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I shouldn't read posts on the Pub while eating.

:huh: oops, sorry lass. :huh:

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Again, we've strayed off topic. The question at hand was about corsets and other clothing optional. :huh:

There was an interesting digression... something about nekked she pyrates with swords? :huh:

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Again, we've strayed off topic. The question at hand was about corsets and other clothing optional. :huh:

There was an interesting digression... something about nekked she pyrates with swords? :huh:

Oooooooo, I never stray lad. My course always be set and well navigated. :huh:

Aye, I mentioned something about naked and being all a cuddle with a blade.

For m'self, the clothing may be optional... but NEVER the weaponry. :huh:

Well, you may not realize it but your looking at the remains of what was once a very handsome woman!

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