captweaver65 Posted July 24, 2003 Posted July 24, 2003 On'y think I's can take a single lash 'r two even? Me weather beaten hide can 'andle more 'n 'at!!! :) well...Angus dear, have you ever felt a true nautical cat? 37" overall. 13 " of handle leverage. each tail is ended with a blood knot and a french seizing and is made of braided leather. the tails leave a bruise where each knot hits at 1/2 force. at full force,it takes the skin right off. this is not a wussy army flogger. but I did make the tails shorter that was average-don't want to kill anyone. My next cat with be a traditional death cat,with lead worked into each knot ,spanish inquisition style. if yer ever in the area,I'd love to give you a few playful lashes and then ask ya again if you can take it full force.it would take a true accomplished whipping boy who gets it every night to have that thock o skin. :) Capt Weaver "No man will be a sailor who has contrivance enough to get himself into a jail; for being in a ship is being in a jail, with the chance of being drowned. A man in jail has more room, better food, and commonly better company. " Dr. Samuel Johnson Capt Weaver's Pirate Perversions
the Royaliste Posted July 24, 2003 Posted July 24, 2003 :huh:Well, it might nay be workin' fer him, but she be workin' fer me, I'm ready ta sail yer way, soundin' more like a party alla the time!
Dorian Lasseter Posted July 24, 2003 Posted July 24, 2003 Aye Capt. Weaver, an' ye other Lasses, I pray ya donna take me bruther too seriously... 'e's lost more'n just 'is leg.... (iffn' ye be cetchin' me drift..... a wink is as goode as a nod to a blind bat, say no more- say no more....) Tho I do believe he could take a few lashes from yer cat.... prolly even enjoy it.... but me thinks 'e would prefer some lashes from somat other... Royaliste, A party... Aye twould be a fine party... Truly, D. Lasseter Captain, The Lucy Propria Virtute Audax --- In Hoc Signo Vinces Ni Feidir An Dubh A Chur Ina Bhan Air "If I whet my glittering sword, and mine hand take hold on judgment; I will render vengeance to mine enemies, and will reward them that hate me." Deuteronomy 32:41 Envy and its evil twin - It crept in bed with slander - Idiots they gave advice - But Sloth it gave no answer - Anger kills the human soul - With butter tales of Lust - While Pavlov's Dogs keep chewin' - On the legs they never trust... The Seven Deadly Sins http://www.colonialnavy.org
Mad Maudlin McCrumb Posted July 24, 2003 Author Posted July 24, 2003 Tongue lashes? Can be every bit as nasty as a leather lash! You wanna take that chance? You're kinky.... "You have a woman's skin, m'lord! I'll wager that hides never been rubbed with salt and flayed off to make stockin's for a pirates best cabin boy!"
the Royaliste Posted July 24, 2003 Posted July 24, 2003 Yikes!! Me 'ships' startin' ta sprout another mast!!RRRRRRRR
Dorian Lasseter Posted July 24, 2003 Posted July 24, 2003 Aye Lass, Me thinks ye gots me bruther 'pegged' as it were... Royalitse, Growin' 'nuther mast, eh? Truly, D. Lasseter Captain, The Lucy Propria Virtute Audax --- In Hoc Signo Vinces Ni Feidir An Dubh A Chur Ina Bhan Air "If I whet my glittering sword, and mine hand take hold on judgment; I will render vengeance to mine enemies, and will reward them that hate me." Deuteronomy 32:41 Envy and its evil twin - It crept in bed with slander - Idiots they gave advice - But Sloth it gave no answer - Anger kills the human soul - With butter tales of Lust - While Pavlov's Dogs keep chewin' - On the legs they never trust... The Seven Deadly Sins http://www.colonialnavy.org
Mad Maudlin McCrumb Posted July 24, 2003 Author Posted July 24, 2003 Yo, Captain Weaver! Looks to me like we have a couple a' sea dogs in need of discipline, eh? Ah, but you'd never know underneath this brusque vicious exterior, I am really quite the cuddlesome lass, more likely to make yeh dinner than make ya walk the plank.. but, hey, if it's a floggin' ya need...? "You have a woman's skin, m'lord! I'll wager that hides never been rubbed with salt and flayed off to make stockin's for a pirates best cabin boy!"
the Royaliste Posted July 24, 2003 Posted July 24, 2003 Aw, heck! I'm sawin' me plank into 1/4" strips to pretty up the head. It was a waste o' good mahogany. Discipline? Reminds me of a sea shanty, " Apples, peaches, pears 'n plums, beat me till the white stuff (___)!
captweaver65 Posted July 26, 2003 Posted July 26, 2003 hehe Capt Weaver "No man will be a sailor who has contrivance enough to get himself into a jail; for being in a ship is being in a jail, with the chance of being drowned. A man in jail has more room, better food, and commonly better company. " Dr. Samuel Johnson Capt Weaver's Pirate Perversions
Mad Maudlin McCrumb Posted July 26, 2003 Author Posted July 26, 2003 Last thing me father and I used mahogany on was my harp... I miss it... "You have a woman's skin, m'lord! I'll wager that hides never been rubbed with salt and flayed off to make stockin's for a pirates best cabin boy!"
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