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Merrydeath

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Come round all as the rum flows for your Captain and mine.. owner of the NQG Pyracy Pub.

*Opens several kegs of rum and ale, and some cider for the youngens and a Diet Pepsi fer El Pirata.

Gets out the cheesecake and other cakes, sets up a table fer the presents. *

starts out the party with Pin the earring on the pirate game. Has her present of a new eyepatch on the table, then gets a tankard of rum fer herself and the birthday boy.

Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES

BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST:

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CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook!

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Free Rum and Naked Pyrates and Bloody Buckets Birthday! :lol: Why it don't needin be Bloody Buckets Birthday if you have free rum and naked pyrates. I be coming anywas. :lol:

Happy Birthday Bloody Buckets!

~Black Hearted Pearl

The optimist expects the wind. The pessimist complains about the wind. The realist adjusts the sails.

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Well now if'n it ain't that Bloody Buckets birthday! Ah another Leo, good man! Us Leo's know how ta have a good time!

So with that I be WISHIN' YE A HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!

Rumba Rue

**The best kept secrets are in my bloomers** :lol:

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**Raises tankard** Never do I regret happening upon this site and the credit goes to you! Happy birthday to ye!

Here's to a long life, and a merry one!

A quick death, and an easy one!

A pretty girl, and an honest one!

A cold beer, and another one!

Slainte' Mhath B)

Privateer & Commander of "Finnegan's Wake"

Faodaidh fearg sealltainn a strigh air cridh an duine ghlic, ach comhnaichdh i an amadain.

(Anger may look in on a wise man's heart, but it abides in the heart of a fool.)

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** stagger to the door and squints at the notice, shrugs and peels off his clothes excepthi boots, belt, sword and pistol** 'vening all and happy birfday BloddyBuckets. Now were be da rum.

Animal

B)

Buccaneer - Services to the highest bidder!!!

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Well happy birthday to ye lad !!! I has just crawled outa me favourite keg ( Appletons to be exact . ) an discouvered that it were yer birthday an I sez to ye harpy .. er I mean hoppy ... ah what the hell have a good one mate an thanks fer keepin the dream alive... May you live as long as ye wants and never want as long as ye live . :)

Lord above please send a dove with wings as sharp as razors , to cuts the throats of them there blokes what sells bad booze to sailors ..

" Illigitimiti non carborundum . "

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** stagger to the door and squints at the notice, shrugs and peels off his clothes excepthi boots, belt, sword and pistol** 'vening all and happy birfday BloddyBuckets. Now were be da rum.

Animal

:blink:

Squints at the sign, Squints at Aminal.

well he did read it right... I'm just glad he carries a blunderbuss. ;)

Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES

BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST:

http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink

http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates

CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook!

merrydeathsigsmall.jpg

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** stagger to the door and squints at the notice, shrugs and peels off his clothes excepthi boots, belt, sword and pistol** 'vening all and happy birfday BloddyBuckets. Now were be da rum.

Animal

:blink:

**Grabs Siren to his chest and shields her eyes with hat** My God man!! Put ye britches back on!! ;)

Privateer & Commander of "Finnegan's Wake"

Faodaidh fearg sealltainn a strigh air cridh an duine ghlic, ach comhnaichdh i an amadain.

(Anger may look in on a wise man's heart, but it abides in the heart of a fool.)

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** looks around and then loooks at his naked self** Well da sign say Nekkid Pirates like MerryD posted. At least I be honoring de nature o de party.**walks back to get his clothes and begins ter put them on**

Animal

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Buccaneer - Services to the highest bidder!!!

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