Mr_Scabbs Posted July 24, 2004 Share Posted July 24, 2004 Q: How much did the pirate pay for his hook and peg-leg? A: An arm and a leg. Q: What has 8 arms and 8 legs? A: 8 pirates. "I like nachos. Mermaid nachos." The Seabeaver - Official Website Facebook MySpace Twitter * * * * * * * * Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Syren Posted July 24, 2004 Share Posted July 24, 2004 my daughter who is five told me this one... Q: how much was the pirate charged for his ear piercing... A:A Bucanner *a buck an ear* fer those more humble pirates.. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v519/Dara286/trident01-11.png If you got a dream chase it, cause a dream won't chase you back...(Cody Johnson Till you Can't) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capn_Enigma Posted July 24, 2004 Share Posted July 24, 2004 A Pirate and a bartender were a-talking in a bar. Bartender asks the pirate "Where did ya get that peg leg from?" The Pirate answers " We were a-sailing the seas when a huge ol' shark came up to me while I was a-swimmin' and bit off me leg." The Bartender asks "Now, where did you get that hook from, then?" The pirate responds "Arr, me crew and I were in a battle and it got shot off by cannister." The bartender then asks "And where did ya get the eye patch from?" The pirate says " In a harbor I looked at the seagulls flying overhead and one took a dump right into me eye." The bartender is confused and asks the pirate, "How would that make you get an eye patch?" The pirate says "First day with the hook." "The floggings will continue until morale improves!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piratelassie Posted July 24, 2004 Share Posted July 24, 2004 So a pirate walks into a bar, an' sits down. The first thing the bartender notices is that this pirate has a ship's wheel attached to the crotch of his pants. The pirate orders a drink, and when the bartender brings it to him, he says, "I couldn't help but notice your, em, steering wheel." The pirate downs his drink in one sip an' says in an anguished voice. "Aaarrrrrrrgghh mate. Tis drivin me nuts!" Sorry about that un. Twas hilariously funny at three o'clock in the morning on watch off the coast o' the carolinas. But then, so was this un: There was this bakery, and it was just about to close. THere were two muffins left sitting in the glass case. One muffin says to the other, "Hello, how are you?" The other muffin says. "Oh my God it's a talking muffin!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BatSpell Posted July 24, 2004 Share Posted July 24, 2004 This Pyrate movie is rated....... ARRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!! Deadly Drucilla Pause My Friend, As You Pass By. -As You Are, So Once Was I. -As I Am, So Shall You Be. -Prepare You Then, To Follow Me. (written on a gravestone) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Scabbs Posted July 24, 2004 Author Share Posted July 24, 2004 There was this bakery, and it was just about to close. THere were two muffins left sitting in the glass case. One muffin says to the other, "Hello, how are you?" The other muffin says. "Oh my God it's a talking muffin!" HAR, HAR, HAR! I love that joke! "I like nachos. Mermaid nachos." The Seabeaver - Official Website Facebook MySpace Twitter * * * * * * * * Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Scabbs Posted July 24, 2004 Author Share Posted July 24, 2004 Me also be liken' this one: "A skeleton walks into a bar. He orders a beer and a mop." "I like nachos. Mermaid nachos." The Seabeaver - Official Website Facebook MySpace Twitter * * * * * * * * Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Scurvy Dog Posted July 25, 2004 Share Posted July 25, 2004 ye all deserves to be fed to thee sharks! hahar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charity Posted July 27, 2004 Share Posted July 27, 2004 : What has 8 arms and 8 legs?A: 8 pirates. Uhm...i think i may be stupid, but isn't it supposed to be four pirates then? Good ones though :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Scabbs Posted July 28, 2004 Author Share Posted July 28, 2004 : What has 8 arms and 8 legs?A: 8 pirates. Uhm...i think i may be stupid, but isn't it supposed to be four pirates then? Good ones though :) No, because the joke is supposed to be that each pirate only has one arm and one leg. (Implying the stereotype that all pirates have a hook and a peg-leg.) Arr...those jokes are cruel. But funny... "I like nachos. Mermaid nachos." The Seabeaver - Official Website Facebook MySpace Twitter * * * * * * * * Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charity Posted July 28, 2004 Share Posted July 28, 2004 No, because the joke is supposed to be that each pirate only has one arm and one leg. (Implying the stereotype that all pirates have a hook and a peg-leg.) Arr...those jokes are cruel. But funny... ARRGHHH me brain mu'st've been alseep, either that or i'really getting slow of (middle) age! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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