Crewe ChitChat

[Nigel]

Next time, I'll use small words.

At least Sheila understands me. Points for you, luv.

[Animal]

Nay Nigel, ye be a elloquent writer. It jes be me brain dat don work most o der time. Studley!!! I knew ye had a nose fer rum but I dinna tink dat anyone would find it inna de bilge. Me compliments to yer smeller. Me tinks the Captn's cabin went dat way ----------->

Animal

[Nigel]

I just be ribbin ye, mate.

My verbiage can run amok, particularly when I get an inspired bit o' wit or wisdom, or tell a vivid tale. Or the occasional wisecrack gone outta control.

Sometimes thar be a fine line 'tween inspiration and insanity. I walk it like a stunt man.

In fact, upon further inspection, mine has a grapplin' hook on the end. I been usin' it fer boarding parties. I love parties.

I'll use small words anyway, jus' t'be sure.

[Merrydeath]

we made him say.. wise crack.

No worries matey, we can all enunciate well enough..

falls over dead drunk from standing too close to Studley and Aminal.

[Olaf Grumby]

The Elixir be ready!!!!! Just got back from the ether world where ya find the most potent of spirits. Tried to talk to me brethern from afar. Ya just don't to be minding our Unregistared guests. Yo ho and a Bottle o Elixir.

[Nigel]

Now that's a post that deserves a toast!

"To Olaf!"

Nah....there can be only one Olaf...the Olaf, our Master Elixir Mixer!

And here's to Roberto!

[Olaf Grumby]

*Roberto drunkily looks over and asks?*

" Can I touch your boob."

* then proceeds to pass out yet again*

[Sheila]

Darn! And I was just about to say yes.

Oh well, pass the elixer!!

[Olaf Grumby]

Don't worry he'll be up soon enough. Here's some more elixir and tell me a faire tail.

[Master Sully]

Would we be talking about "Roberto - Killa' of men, luva' of women"?

[Sheila]

Thanks! Story, let's see.......

There once was a pirate from Nantucket...........no wait

SOOOO.....how's Roberto?

[darkRose]

*dressed in black.....head down and muttering to himself....a confused, rather swarthy looking sailor passes by and notices....several people he is familiar with....slowly memories start to infiltrate a spirit soaked mind...*

*nawwwwww...couldn't be...that little green wench.....hmmmm...

"Lass...pehaps I might be askin yer name?

[Sheila]

Yes, 'tis me Sheila. The green wench with the horns. And you DR are one of my favorite rouges!

[Merrydeath]

Did you say Elixir?

[Master Sully]

It seems that Roberto has gotten into Olaf's elixir, and has gone chasing women around the towne square.

[Olaf Grumby]

Anyone who needs a refresh on the effects of the elixir look at me profile.

[hurricane]

Let me get this straight, all. Roberto actually awoke long enough from his stupor to speak? And his first request was to touch someone's boob? It warms me heart, it does. He didn't say much while he was here visiting ol' Captain... of course, he had a bunch of darts in his back, the victim of a barroom incident involving the bar wench and oh, yes, her boob. What goes around comes....

Good to hear you're all alive and well and checking in. I raise a flagon of elixir to Olaf and Studley, an eyebrow to Animal, a finger to Sir Nigel (you, you), a salute to Merrydeath and a uh, well, uh, uh, to Sheila.

Happy drinking lads, dutie calls!

Now where did I put that Coconut Rum?

[KW Pirate]

just wanted to tell the crew good luck with the upcoming storms. key west is under a mandatory evacuation for all non residents. looks like the locals have the island to themselfs on friday night. all of florida is looking at some stormy weather, so be safe everyone!!!

i'll probably be at the schooner wharf. :)

Deadly Aim

Key west pirate

[Master Sully]

Thanks and good luck to you as well. I've seen my share of hurricanes in the past. We got smacked pretty hard by David and Hugo, and scared senseless by Floyd. That one road in, and one road out of the Keys has got to suck! Traffic, I'm sure it is a mess. Well anyway KW Pirate, have a drink on me down at the Wharf!

[Animal]

Aye Captn', me be raisin ye two eyebrows an a taste o me private stash.**goes looking in the bilge then remembers Studley got to it** STUDLEY!!!! me swears on me own mothers undug grave dat me be gonna trottle ye we me sees ye. How in Neptune am I going to raise de Captn' wen ye gon an swill be private stash. **fondles the chain attached to his collar**

Animal

[Animal]

**looks over to KW** ye keep yer head down and take care o ye self, lass. The blow swill hopefully not be so bad.

Animal

[Master Sully]

Animal, I tried to get to the Cap'n's cabin for some more swill, but it was a- rockin' and I didn't go-a-knockin'. My humblest appologies and I left ye' a flaggon of Olaf's elixir next to your cork collection.

[Sheila]

These Kansas waters never really get bad, but keep yourself safe KW!!

Thanks for the ummmmm....salute Captain!

I think my tankard has a hole in it, it always seems to be empty

[hurricane]

The cabin was rockin' you say, Studley? I had let Roberto in to supposedly pick up the elixir. He must have had a real doll in there....

As for the ol' captain hisself, he is looking forward to the arrival of Charley. One blow hard to another as they say, eh crewe? I can hear the chorus of hizzahs now... Wish us luck as we ride our first blow down here in Portlando.

And on another note, looks like Spitfire and the rest of the wenches will be down at PiP this year to regale us with bawdy song and tales, of is that tails. Hope they remember the leather bodices for the entertainment of the rogues in the crewe.

Best regards. Will file my report on the hurricane when she passes and the powers be restored to me ol' electronic logbook...

[Olaf Grumby]

There be a fine storm brewing here me lads. Bonnie's come up to give Studley and I a blow. After that Charlie will try a shot at us. We ain't going to let it get us upset......... been through it before... oh, and Captain, you and nigel 'bout to find out what Southern humidity is all about!!!!!!!!

Be safe!

Hussah