Crewe ChitChat

[Sheila]

*puts away her super duper electric bug and looks innoercent*

Who me?? I just like the company you keep!

i do tend to run with some of the best looking pirates

[Nigel]

Why, thank you both.

And I must comment what an excellent judge of character you are.

Yes, bunnies rule. but be careful when ya gets them together...tis a dangerous thing..first ya got two, then ya got four, next thing ya know..... yer overrun with the cute little things.

[Sheila]

Any time luv!

[Merrydeath]

Why, thank you both.

And I must comment what an excellent judge of character you are.

Yes, bunnies rule. but be careful when ya gets them together...tis a dangerous thing..first ya got two, then ya got four, next thing ya know..... yer overrun with the cute little things.

*looks around at the pyrate band.. *

"ya there a bunch of cuties here! Little things hopping all over, twitching whiskers and leaving Raisenettes around."

[Master Sully]

Aye Captain

I'd luv ta' work security at the fort for PIP, and keep them's scalaywags' paws off the goods. I'll check wit' Olaf to see if he'd be interested as well. I'm off sailing to Myrtle Beach for the weekend. We gots ourselves a pirate gig up there Aaarr!

P.S. Merrydeath-- It's an honor to have you aboard!

[Merrydeath]

I thank ya lad, tis a good bunch I think, and a pleasure to be around. I look forward to seeing you all someday this year.

waves at Sheila.

[Sheila]

hey MD, good to have you traveling with us.

Look forward to seeing you at IRF.

[Merrydeath]

hey MD, good to have you traveling with us.

Look forward to seeing you at IRF.

Oh yeah..... orders a case of grapes.

for each side of her bodice.. IRF rules!! can wait to go since July is pretty much no faires.. I'll save a few handfuls of grapes fer ya!

hey!! how did she get to be the plunder bunny??

[Animal]

**eyes MerryD from his new found favorite place-the floor** Ummm Nice grapes

Animal

[Nigel]

Er, Anuimal, I do believe the grapes be topside o' the shelf, if'n ye catch me drift...

Now mind yer manners, lads. Rumor has it, if ye piss Merry off, ye fall victim to 'the Grapes o' Wrath'....

Ah, but what a way to go!!!.....

[Animal]

Ummmm grapesssss..................

Animal

[Merrydeath]

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm grapes. and yes they be topside. and overflowing. I am still tchnically a grape virgin, even if me cherry has a bite or two out of it. It were soaked in rum. :)

Don't know any Grapes of Wrath, but Rath Meat Packers have been around for years. Grapes of Math?, well I have trouble adding one plus one plus one.

as fer me dagger??? well someone else has me Loreena. She fell from my boot at the last fest, and well, she is making someone else smile.

I need a new one to eat with. or just intimidate men with.

[Animal]

Nay lass, yer needs not de dagger. Yerwit and sharpe tounge serves ye well.**holds his empty mug up in the air** I be 'aven another dark rum iffen anyone be near de cask.

Animal

[Sheila]

I came close to de-graping you once. I'm looking forward to sharing my grapes.

[Merrydeath]

Nay lass, yer needs not de dagger. Yerwit and sharpe tounge serves ye well.**holds his empty mug up in the air** I be 'aven another dark rum iffen anyone be near de cask.

Animal

Aminal laddy, I'm very short and fer some reason men get a kick from picking me up, literally. I"ve been bitten (yes bitten) twice now, and almost got taken off to a car that was not mine. That is why I want another Loreena and I carry mace.

As fer Sheila's grapes, they are a nice firm bunch, easy on the eyes and a handful for most. It would tickle me (literaly) ta share them with ya, but this time I hope I get the rogue of my choice ta do the honors of degrapeflowering me improperly.

[Guest Guest]

Yer all be a bunch o drunks. That be why I like ye. Long fares me voyage; and now be sailing home fer awhile so to mixing me famous brew again. Cheers.

[Animal]

**looks around, hearing a strange** Aye, dere be spiritsabout. Me tinks dat it sounds like Olaf but me eyes canna not see im. **draws his cutlass and stands in front ol the ladies** Show yerself spirit. Ye not be taken de ladies wit out a fight fro me.

Animal

[Nigel]

Aye, no need to break up the party. 'Tis not a spirit; Aye, 'tis I, Sir Nigel. I have come to this lovely ball bearing spirits. And since the spirit moves me on this grisly night, I will take pause, gather my bearing straight away and offer spirits all around.

There be no need to fight nor to bear ill will - for then the night will b-ruin’ed. I am not a fighter, I am a lover. I have not come to take the ladies; I am quite taken with the ladies, and they be taken with me as well. And I will only take a lass wot goes willingly, aye!

Now bear with me; if’n ye will help me with this here round keg, we will partake in a round of spirits from the keg. Aye, take that in the spirit in which it is offered if you will, and offer the spirits all around, I will.

And around the time I have the will, I will say a spirited “aye!” to pouring one more round and take my leave, and take my spirits with me, I will. I will round up a lovely lady that I be taken with. And if she be willing to take my offer, then she will take her leave with me and I will be takin’ her with me, and we will leave together.

Bear ye not low spirits; for when I take off I will be gone, aye, but I will be around in spirit. Savvy?

Aye!!! Drinks all around!!!

[Merrydeath]

Translation:

He has drinks, he likes women, he is leaving with one.

[Sheila]

I'll take a drink and a place in line if not in your heart Sir Nigel

[Guest Guest]

An invitation to all Pyrates. I'll be heading to DragonCon in Atlanta the first weekend of September, and would have more fun with some rowdy pirates around!

[Master Sully]

Oops! That was me.

[Master Sully]

By the stars!!! I believe Sheila's fallen for Ol' Nigel!

[Animal]

Me tinks dat de rum be getting to all dees crewe posting as guests and mind drifting abou loggin in. Tank ye MerryD fer de translation. I was getting a head hurt from trying to sipher tro dat.

Animal

[Master Sully]

Sorry 'hic' Aminal. I found yer' hidden stash, drank it all up'hic', and I'm havin' troubles seein' straight . I'll be stealin' ye' a new bottle from the Cap'n's cabin. Now which way's did that cabin run off to?