Guest CaptJBird Posted July 15, 2004 Share Posted July 15, 2004 Avast, I come o'pon a knarly bunch like me self. Its about time I found me booty. Well fer starters me ship is dry docked at this thar moment in time which makes me go awar, its a lolney feelin thats drys me britches. But I'v got a handfull o gold coin and ready to spread me wealth. I'm lookin to float me lady on saturdays high tide, pervailin she'lle float... I'll be payin a fine coin to make er seaworthy. But what always floats me boat the best er the felions that bless me decks. Thars nuttin like the scent of a lassie on the port bow. Better yet in me quarters! So when thar frisk'ins through me lassies always jump fer the midnight swim! course they usually get o bit weary when I inform em of the eels... So lets all lift a grog to these fine creatures! Arrr, thars nuttin more better that swimmin with bow legged woman. If yar got a tail in this har topic, tall er small, Put em on the table fer all to see. CaptJ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Syren Posted July 15, 2004 Share Posted July 15, 2004 Bow legged women Eh? Stands a wee bit straighter one leg behind the other...No bow legged lasses here..*whistles innocently* http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v519/Dara286/trident01-11.png If you got a dream chase it, cause a dream won't chase you back...(Cody Johnson Till you Can't) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merrydeath Posted July 15, 2004 Share Posted July 15, 2004 well at least he didn't ask what astrology sign we are.. this message board is open to kids too, so play nice please. Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST: http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iron Bess Posted July 15, 2004 Share Posted July 15, 2004 To quote the late, great Cap'tn Quint: "Here's to swim'n with bow legged women" And here's to the BLW with a dagger hidden in her hair while she swims, to teach the first dandy that try's a little lesson in manners. Unless of course... he was invited. Well, you may not realize it but your looking at the remains of what was once a very handsome woman! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rumba Rue Posted July 15, 2004 Share Posted July 15, 2004 Bow-legged? Uh, not the last time I looked! I kind o' take that as an insult! I haven't been bow-legged fer awhile, cuz I ain't be straddlin' any cannons o' late. An' trust me if'n I do, I won't be tellin' you about it! So where ye be from? Rumba Rue **My job is to comfort the disturbed and disturb the comfortable** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Pirata Posted July 20, 2004 Share Posted July 20, 2004 Is this anything like a bow legged woman on a ferris wheel? Pushing the limits means getting out of my comfort zone and giving more when I don't think I have any left. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iron Bess Posted July 20, 2004 Share Posted July 20, 2004 Is this anything like a bow legged woman on a ferris wheel? What???? Well, you may not realize it but your looking at the remains of what was once a very handsome woman! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Pirata Posted July 20, 2004 Share Posted July 20, 2004 Guess you never heard what Jesse James wanted to try... Pushing the limits means getting out of my comfort zone and giving more when I don't think I have any left. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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