Sjöröveren Posted July 12, 2004 Share Posted July 12, 2004 since so many of you have asked, here is a pic of my fine white ass..Merry's ass You will notice its a nice shade of white, legs are good, and hair trimmed rather short. MerryD, ye are a right proper smut princess, and this post only drives the point home. I have learned that if one is to challenge Merry to a contest of innuendo, one must come armed with ten times the ordnance than ye ever expect to use. She will meet your volley with the full force of a ship of the line, and ye will soon meet your doom. the Fool's Gold Pirates Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt Grey Posted July 12, 2004 Share Posted July 12, 2004 Aye, Sjöröveren. Well said. In a battle o'wits, Merrydeath be armed t'the teeth. And I likes yer ass, Merry. Captain, we always knew you were a whoopsie. Rumors of my death are entirely premature. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyBarbossa Posted July 13, 2004 Share Posted July 13, 2004 Well... when MerryD an' I get out an' about upon the high seas of corn... I will do m' best to celebrate in all your places. Just tell me, what it is that I should do for our favorite pirate lady! :) I won't kiss her, that's one thing I won't do, gents! Tempt Fate! an' toss 't all t' Hell!" "I'm completely innocent of whatever crime I've committed." The one, the only,... the infamous! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nigel Posted July 13, 2004 Share Posted July 13, 2004 Arrgh..I turns me back for nary a week and see what happens!!! Congrats Merry! Yer me favorite hunny bunny, and me match in capital punishment. Sir Nigel - aka "Sir Freelancealot"; aka "Ace of Cads"; aka "JACKPOT!!" (cha-CHING!) "Mojitos BAD!...Lesbians with free rum GOOD!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merrydeath Posted July 13, 2004 Share Posted July 13, 2004 since so many of you have asked, here is a pic of my fine white ass..Merry's ass You will notice its a nice shade of white, legs are good, and hair trimmed rather short. MerryD, ye are a right proper smut princess, and this post only drives the point home. I have learned that if one is to challenge Merry to a contest of innuendo, one must come armed with ten times the ordnance than ye ever expect to use. She will meet your volley with the full force of a ship of the line, and ye will soon meet your doom. I thank ya laddy.. i think that was a compliment, but iffen not, then to Davey Jones with ya.. (you do know that I mean the one that is a bar in New York.. right?) Capt Grey, thank ya.. glad ta see someone likes me ass. Nigel, I thank ya laddy, and ya know my hunny bunny is your bunny hunny. Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST: http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sjöröveren Posted July 13, 2004 Share Posted July 13, 2004 Aw, shucks, ma'am! 'Course it were a compliment. I were just kinda all overcome and shy-like, cuz o yer pretty white ass! the Fool's Gold Pirates Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
William Brand Posted July 13, 2004 Author Share Posted July 13, 2004 Anyone who can call themselves "Merry-death" be as filled with frivolity, carefreeness, and flippant charm as can be had. She also posses her share of piss and vinegar. Aye. Saucy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merrydeath Posted July 13, 2004 Share Posted July 13, 2004 Aw, shucks, ma'am! 'Course it were a compliment. I were just kinda all overcome and shy-like, cuz o yer pretty white ass! LADY B, I thank ya fer not kissing me. I think ya are a bonny lass, but I like outies. :) Ya are a grand lass tho.. Ya need a pirate Captain ta make ya smile and buy ya a drink.. Hey BArbossa! SeaRover, I thank ya, an I know just how shy ya can be when ya see a nice ass. My name be Merrydeath Angel, or the Angel of Death.. Her kiss is not forgotten! arghhhhhhhhh Thank your luverly Sea Lass fer me too with a big wet one.. Kiss, laddy, not cod! Willem, I thank ya.. I would much rather be called saucy then sauced, e'en tho both have their fun side. LOL. Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST: http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
William Brand Posted July 14, 2004 Author Share Posted July 14, 2004 Willem, I thank ya.. I would much rather be called saucy then sauced, e'en tho both have their fun side. LOL. Have another drink! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christine Posted July 14, 2004 Share Posted July 14, 2004 Here's to ye MerryD! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scupper Posted July 21, 2004 Share Posted July 21, 2004 Well now. Merry be a pirate legend. So who is surprised? She be a lovely lass with a tongue as quick as lightning if you cause the storm. She also be a sweet lass of kindness and caring for her freinds. A lady who holds all I dream of. A toast to the Legend of MerryDeath! Scupper "That's the navy for you. Rum in the scuppers today. Blood in the scuppers tomorrow."Thrist is a shameless disease. So here's to a shameful cure!"Loyalty, honesty and directness are traits I admire. Insecurity, snipes and disrespect I will not tolerate in the least." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merrydeath Posted July 21, 2004 Share Posted July 21, 2004 *scuffles dirt with her boot, gets anther tankard of guinness, decides to let everyone live who posted..and kill the rest. * *has another drink of Guinness, and decides to let the others live too.. if only to plunder another day. thank ya Scupper! ya are a handful of pirate, who keeps me on my toes. I just wish it were against a wall at least once more. Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST: http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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