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He tied her to the yardarm

stuck in the Sargasso Sea

He grabbed her stiff and graying hair

"Don't ye be unfaithful ta me"

He beat her with the cat o' nine tails

and threw pitch all over her face

Then he kicked the hem of her skirts

and mangled all the lace

Her pain must have been unbearable

for she never said a word

the axe that he buried into her head

was the last thing that he heard

The yardarm cracked

and down it came

and squished the man quite flat

his victim had been the ships figurehead

What do you think of that ?

June 14 2004 Dream Wench

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