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Ode To The Qwindrige Klaxitorn


Dream Wench

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Here's the mighty Klaxitorn

who wishes she were never born

Shes covered in barnacles

and weary ooooh !

(she's bungled many a tentacle too)

"Stiff in the bilge of floating frass

her Captain sees she's lost her class" (Octopus chorus)

He feels a "Qwindridge" coming on

(and tries so to explain)

when he sees his sails a flappin'

he climbs to fix the main

A Qwindridge is "Unbalance"

Klaxitorn means "Even Keel"

The ship of Mast Confusion

is wavingly unreal

As we see the galley full of food

someone steals the limes

The Cabin Boy is feisty

and tries to match me rhymes

The Klaxitorn is listing aye !

('cos an octopus turns her on)

I hope that I can salvage the girl

I will hang on 'till the dawn

C. June 9 2004 Dream Wench (Revised Version)

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