Storm Tossed

[Dream Wench]

Storm Tossed

Mary was a fisher woman

and she loved her husband dearly

she read romantic novels

(at least a hundred yearly)

She was a perfect housekeeper

and he was a good provider

but he seemed to be oblivious

to what went on inside her

She dreamed about the olden days

and he was a modern man

he prefered the air conditioning

but she'd make do with a fan

Her loins were full of fire

while his were just lukewarm

she often tried to please him

at the approaching of a storm

He said that it was dangerous

and they could "both be hit"

she dabbed her eyes with a hanky

and said to him "I quit "

She loaded up her suitcase

and stepped out to the street

a "coach and four" awaited her

(with her tiny little feet)

Just then a bolt of lightning

made her husband glow

"Come on my darling Lover" (she said)

kiss me now.....let's go "

C February 2 2004 Dream Wench