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PyratePhil

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Aye we be so good of poetry lovers perhaps someone should gather these verses into a book to be published. I grandly would wish it to be!

"The Lyttle Pyrate's Book of Poems"

"Poems for a Plunderer"

"Haiku Horrors"

"Seafarin' Stanzas"

"Prose to Pillage By"

"Verse and Worse"

""Arrrr" and Other Syllables"

"A Study of 18th Century Oceanographic Linguistic Anomalies"

...Qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum...

~ Vegetius

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A delightful little shiver

Has made me all a quiver

Sure, an' I have niver

Felt this way before!

;)

Sorry, lass, I can't deliver

Tho' so much I'd like to give 'er,

(Time fer cold swims in th' river!)

Drippin'-dry upon th' shore.

...Qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum...

~ Vegetius

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Your words are cruel, you are a tease!

This Captain you could easily please!

(An' I wouldna' charge th'usual fees!)

But ne'er you mind, I get such a laugh

Tryin' to match yer rhymes, (they're pretty daft!)

-My rhymes, that is, not yers- ;)

Not meanin' no cruel

Nor no cryin' in gruel

I'm sure, tho', ye'd teach me

Much better than school.

I'm flattered you'd think to

Give me discounts grand

Instead o' jes' tellin' me,

"Phil, go pound sand!"

You do a good job, lass,

O' matchin' me rhymes,

Jes' keep on practicin'

While I suck on me limes.

...Qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum...

~ Vegetius

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