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and oh by the way, its Morgan's birthday! Have a drink on me to help cillybrate his berthday...

*opens the kegs of rum, makes sure that there is plenty of munchetos, and puts up posters of naked pirates...

Donald Trump and Martha Stewart, corporate pirates.

Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES

BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST:

http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink

http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates

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Damn, and here I thought it was August that had 2 full moons in it!!

thank you for the shot of the hunny bun.. but but.. never mind!

and thank ya, Pearl! I should work in advertising some day.. :blink:

Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES

BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST:

http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink

http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates

CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook!

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:blink: Happy Berthday Morgan! Havea piece of rum cake. may your plunder be great . :P

Huzzah!!!! :P

Scupper

"That's the navy for you. Rum in the scuppers today. Blood in the scuppers tomorrow."

Thrist is a shameless disease. So here's to a shameful cure!

"Loyalty, honesty and directness are traits I admire. Insecurity, snipes and disrespect I will not tolerate in the least."

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:P 'Ere's to Martha!!!..@$^%*

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:P looks to me as if the Royaliste's powder mag is empty .. Looks like the Cap'n has found a more fearsom weapon agin the Hawian chieftan :P .. Happy birthday Morgan an remember .. "Keep yer powder dry an don't let em catch ye knapping"

:P

Lord above please send a dove with wings as sharp as razors , to cuts the throats of them there blokes what sells bad booze to sailors ..

" Illigitimiti non carborundum . "

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:blink: *hic*

LOVE birthdays......

Drop a kitten six feet, and she grins...

Drop an elephant six feet, and ya gots yerself a mess ta clean up....

Sometimes bein' the biggest and most powerful is the LAST thing you wanna be.....

Mad Ozymandias Zorg the Unsnottered

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MORGAN! Shipmate! How fantastic! Ahhhh... such fantastic & fun celebratin' we be doin'!!! :) Will have to celebrate more so when you return !!!

TONs of rum cake. I promise... I'll bring as much swag, booty, shine.. anything I can get m' hands upon fer the fantastic welcome home celebration ya want next year. :D

Including tons o' RUM!

::Tosses Morgan a fine bottle o' rum; even wine:: They be from my private stock! :D A bloody grand pirate as yerself... deserves th' best! :D

HUZZAH!

HUZZAH!

HUZZAH!

:D

HAPPY BIRTHDAY an' MUCH celebrating, mate! :D:D

:D

Tempt Fate! an' toss 't all t' Hell!"

"I'm completely innocent of whatever crime I've committed."

The one, the only,... the infamous!

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its your birthday and a nicer day I couldn't wish you.. I'm getting my car washed finally and I am gettting some SUNSHINE!! woo hoo..

Morgan, many more to you.. all safe and happy and HERE!

mwah and hug and mwah and hug..til next year.

Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES

BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST:

http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink

http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates

CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook!

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Awwwww... tanks kids! And I wouldn't wanna be part of any other crew of scurvy, bilge-water guzzlin', rum-swillin', lass (and lad) chasin' bunch of wolves than you all!

*sniff*

*guzzles root beer, mixed with rum (YUM!), chased by car bombs...* Woo! I'm gonna be feelin' THIS in the mornin'!!!

I can't wait to celebrate my next berfday with you all next year, same pirate time, same pirate place... and Conner, although the car bombs are delicious, I think I'm gonna be doing my best to avoid them over the next few months, savvy? :angry:

Touche'

Ship's Marksman & Crab Fiend

Pyrates of the Coast

"All the skill in the world goes out the window if an angel pisses in the flintlock of your musket."

"Florida points like a guiding thumb, To the southern isles of rumba and rum, To the mystery cities and haunted seas, Of the Spanish Main and the Caribbees..."

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got it too. Becareful, hun.. bring that nice Irish bum home with out scars.

Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES

BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST:

http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink

http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates

CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook!

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Well, lass, only 20 % of me bum is Irish... I'll try not to get any scars on the Scottish (75%) or German (5%) parts, either... :angry:

Touche'

Ship's Marksman & Crab Fiend

Pyrates of the Coast

"All the skill in the world goes out the window if an angel pisses in the flintlock of your musket."

"Florida points like a guiding thumb, To the southern isles of rumba and rum, To the mystery cities and haunted seas, Of the Spanish Main and the Caribbees..."

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Capt Morgan, jeez, where was I? Missed yer berthday by a coupla days! Wish I could say I was just comin' out of drunken stupor, but actually I've been puttin' in long hours at me job (while me co-workers vacation). No excuse, I know. Won't let it happen again. So Happy Beelated, mate. Keep celebratin'! <_<

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