Merrydeath Posted May 13, 2004 Posted May 13, 2004 and oh by the way, its Morgan's birthday! Have a drink on me to help cillybrate his berthday... *opens the kegs of rum, makes sure that there is plenty of munchetos, and puts up posters of naked pirates... Donald Trump and Martha Stewart, corporate pirates. Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST: http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook!
Black Hearted Pearl Posted May 13, 2004 Posted May 13, 2004 Happy Birthday Morgan! Nice headline Merrydeath. Ye be a good fisherman as well as pirate. ~Black Hearted Pearl The optimist expects the wind. The pessimist complains about the wind. The realist adjusts the sails.
Merrydeath Posted May 13, 2004 Author Posted May 13, 2004 Damn, and here I thought it was August that had 2 full moons in it!! thank you for the shot of the hunny bun.. but but.. never mind! and thank ya, Pearl! I should work in advertising some day.. Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST: http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook!
Scupper Posted May 13, 2004 Posted May 13, 2004 Happy Berthday Morgan! Havea piece of rum cake. may your plunder be great . Huzzah!!!! Scupper "That's the navy for you. Rum in the scuppers today. Blood in the scuppers tomorrow."Thrist is a shameless disease. So here's to a shameful cure!"Loyalty, honesty and directness are traits I admire. Insecurity, snipes and disrespect I will not tolerate in the least."
crow Posted May 13, 2004 Posted May 13, 2004 'Ere's to Martha!!!..@$^%* looks to me as if the Royaliste's powder mag is empty .. Looks like the Cap'n has found a more fearsom weapon agin the Hawian chieftan .. Happy birthday Morgan an remember .. "Keep yer powder dry an don't let em catch ye knapping" Lord above please send a dove with wings as sharp as razors , to cuts the throats of them there blokes what sells bad booze to sailors .. " Illigitimiti non carborundum . "
Hunting Hawk Posted May 13, 2004 Posted May 13, 2004 Aye Morgan, happy birthday. I'll buy ye a round. Drink up till ye can't stand up. I think, therefor I am. Or maybe I just think I am.
Paisley Posted May 13, 2004 Posted May 13, 2004 hip hip huzzah! cheers to ya mate! happy birthday! "This calls for a particularly subtle blend of psychology & extereme violence." -Vivian, The Young Ones
Zorg Posted May 13, 2004 Posted May 13, 2004 *hic* LOVE birthdays...... Drop a kitten six feet, and she grins... Drop an elephant six feet, and ya gots yerself a mess ta clean up.... Sometimes bein' the biggest and most powerful is the LAST thing you wanna be..... Mad Ozymandias Zorg the Unsnottered
Rumba Rue Posted May 13, 2004 Posted May 13, 2004 HAPPY BIRTHDAY MR. MORGAN!! Here's hopin' yer hold is full and yer travels sail well! Rumba Rue **Rum - flavors to savor!**
Capt Grey Posted May 13, 2004 Posted May 13, 2004 A toast t'yer birthday, lad! May the gold be plenty and the rum flow freely. Captain, we always knew you were a whoopsie. Rumors of my death are entirely premature.
Captain Tito Posted May 13, 2004 Posted May 13, 2004 Happy Berfday Cap'n!! A toast to ye with all the Parrot Bay ye can put down!!! <span style='font-size:21pt;line-height:100%'>Have Parrot Bay, will travel. WILL SHARE TOO!!!</span>
PyratePhil Posted May 13, 2004 Posted May 13, 2004 Long live th' Morgan! ...Qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum... ~ Vegetius
Katarina Leigh Posted May 13, 2004 Posted May 13, 2004 *offers her private stash of really good rootbeer to Captain Morgan and hopes it's a good enough present* Happy birthday, mate! And many a more day to ye! "Dum Spiro Spero"- "While I breathe, I hope"
LadyBarbossa Posted May 14, 2004 Posted May 14, 2004 MORGAN! Shipmate! How fantastic! Ahhhh... such fantastic & fun celebratin' we be doin'!!! :) Will have to celebrate more so when you return !!! TONs of rum cake. I promise... I'll bring as much swag, booty, shine.. anything I can get m' hands upon fer the fantastic welcome home celebration ya want next year. Including tons o' RUM! ::Tosses Morgan a fine bottle o' rum; even wine:: They be from my private stock! A bloody grand pirate as yerself... deserves th' best! HUZZAH! HUZZAH! HUZZAH! HAPPY BIRTHDAY an' MUCH celebrating, mate! Tempt Fate! an' toss 't all t' Hell!" "I'm completely innocent of whatever crime I've committed." The one, the only,... the infamous!
Captain Goodwench Posted May 14, 2004 Posted May 14, 2004 Hey! Nice ass! Teehee! (Yeah, I just tittered, how unpyratey of me!!) Oh and Happy Birthday!
Conner O'Dea Posted May 14, 2004 Posted May 14, 2004 Happy Birthday Morgan. I'll line up a row of Irish Car Bombs for ya. Enjoy mate.
Merrydeath Posted May 18, 2004 Author Posted May 18, 2004 its your birthday and a nicer day I couldn't wish you.. I'm getting my car washed finally and I am gettting some SUNSHINE!! woo hoo.. Morgan, many more to you.. all safe and happy and HERE! mwah and hug and mwah and hug..til next year. Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST: http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook!
Capt. Morgan Posted May 18, 2004 Posted May 18, 2004 Awwwww... tanks kids! And I wouldn't wanna be part of any other crew of scurvy, bilge-water guzzlin', rum-swillin', lass (and lad) chasin' bunch of wolves than you all! *sniff* *guzzles root beer, mixed with rum (YUM!), chased by car bombs...* Woo! I'm gonna be feelin' THIS in the mornin'!!! I can't wait to celebrate my next berfday with you all next year, same pirate time, same pirate place... and Conner, although the car bombs are delicious, I think I'm gonna be doing my best to avoid them over the next few months, savvy? :angry: Touche' Ship's Marksman & Crab Fiend Pyrates of the Coast "All the skill in the world goes out the window if an angel pisses in the flintlock of your musket." "Florida points like a guiding thumb, To the southern isles of rumba and rum, To the mystery cities and haunted seas, Of the Spanish Main and the Caribbees..."
Conner O'Dea Posted May 19, 2004 Posted May 19, 2004 Laddy, where yer goin I think that be a good plan.
Merrydeath Posted May 19, 2004 Author Posted May 19, 2004 got it too. Becareful, hun.. bring that nice Irish bum home with out scars. Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST: http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook!
Capt. Morgan Posted May 19, 2004 Posted May 19, 2004 Well, lass, only 20 % of me bum is Irish... I'll try not to get any scars on the Scottish (75%) or German (5%) parts, either... :angry: Touche' Ship's Marksman & Crab Fiend Pyrates of the Coast "All the skill in the world goes out the window if an angel pisses in the flintlock of your musket." "Florida points like a guiding thumb, To the southern isles of rumba and rum, To the mystery cities and haunted seas, Of the Spanish Main and the Caribbees..."
Red Bess Posted May 20, 2004 Posted May 20, 2004 Capt Morgan, jeez, where was I? Missed yer berthday by a coupla days! Wish I could say I was just comin' out of drunken stupor, but actually I've been puttin' in long hours at me job (while me co-workers vacation). No excuse, I know. Won't let it happen again. So Happy Beelated, mate. Keep celebratin'! Ladies in Scarlet: Piratical Art and Accessories
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