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Best be keepin' yer hand off'n yer cutlass, mate, or ye'll need TWO eyepatches, fer ye'll go blind!

Can't I just do it 'til I need glasses?

:lol:

Rumors of my death were right on the money.

Posted

What do ye do with a drunken harlot? Get drunk and take advantage of 'er, what else!!

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

The pirate Knifehand Ken captured many galleons, killing over five-hundred men in cold blood. He would tear the captains hearts out and swallow them whole. Often forcing his victims to eat their own lips.

Posted
I've never heard it called a "what else" before. B)

Sometimes I calls it cheese steak, but that be jest me I guess.

The pirate Knifehand Ken captured many galleons, killing over five-hundred men in cold blood. He would tear the captains hearts out and swallow them whole. Often forcing his victims to eat their own lips.

Posted

Well, I'd be watcing me pressgang so they not be plundering me treasure or making off before I be done.

Scupper

"That's the navy for you. Rum in the scuppers today. Blood in the scuppers tomorrow."

Thrist is a shameless disease. So here's to a shameful cure!

"Loyalty, honesty and directness are traits I admire. Insecurity, snipes and disrespect I will not tolerate in the least."

Posted

Sometimes I calls it cheese steak, but that be jest me I guess.

One word, laddie....just one word....eewww! :angry:

REDD.jpg

YARRR! The Oktober be silent now! Just call me "REDD!"

Posted

Well I just had to jump in on this conversation.

Excuse me men, but unless ye got 'protection' o' the 'rubber' type, ye ain't touchin' none o' the gals here! Me included!

RumbaRue

**Put a new spring in your back, get a new mattress** :blink:

Posted

****searching fer a rubber plant, strips off a leaf and wraps it around his family jeweles whilst eyeing the lovely RumbaRue and MadMaryFlint*******

Ok, I be ready!!! :blink::ph34r:

Animal

:ph34r:

Buccaneer - Services to the highest bidder!!!

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