Cap'n Coyote Posted September 25, 2003 Posted September 25, 2003 Best be keepin' yer hand off'n yer cutlass, mate, or ye'll need TWO eyepatches, fer ye'll go blind! Can't I just do it 'til I need glasses? Rumors of my death were right on the money.
Cap'n Knifehand Ken Posted September 25, 2003 Posted September 25, 2003 What do ye do with a drunken harlot? Get drunk and take advantage of 'er, what else!! The pirate Knifehand Ken captured many galleons, killing over five-hundred men in cold blood. He would tear the captains hearts out and swallow them whole. Often forcing his victims to eat their own lips.
Redd Oktober Posted September 25, 2003 Posted September 25, 2003 I've never heard it called a "what else" before. YARRR! The Oktober be silent now! Just call me "REDD!"
the Royaliste Posted September 25, 2003 Posted September 25, 2003 :) Indeed!...The gift wot keeps on givin'.....
Cap'n Knifehand Ken Posted September 26, 2003 Posted September 26, 2003 I've never heard it called a "what else" before. Sometimes I calls it cheese steak, but that be jest me I guess. The pirate Knifehand Ken captured many galleons, killing over five-hundred men in cold blood. He would tear the captains hearts out and swallow them whole. Often forcing his victims to eat their own lips.
the Royaliste Posted September 26, 2003 Posted September 26, 2003 Sometimes I calls it cheese steak, but that be jest me I guess. Man, you are definitely hangin' wif' the wrong women............
Scupper Posted September 26, 2003 Posted September 26, 2003 Well, I'd be watcing me pressgang so they not be plundering me treasure or making off before I be done. Scupper "That's the navy for you. Rum in the scuppers today. Blood in the scuppers tomorrow."Thrist is a shameless disease. So here's to a shameful cure!"Loyalty, honesty and directness are traits I admire. Insecurity, snipes and disrespect I will not tolerate in the least."
Reginald McCrumb Posted September 26, 2003 Posted September 26, 2003 I think the question should be: "What DON'T you do with a drunken harlot???" "Red Rum" "How do you expect His Majesty's Empire to reap the wealth of the Carribean?" "Ye STEAL it o' course!"
Redd Oktober Posted September 26, 2003 Posted September 26, 2003 Sometimes I calls it cheese steak, but that be jest me I guess. One word, laddie....just one word....eewww! :angry: YARRR! The Oktober be silent now! Just call me "REDD!"
Rumba Rue Posted September 27, 2003 Posted September 27, 2003 Well I just had to jump in on this conversation. Excuse me men, but unless ye got 'protection' o' the 'rubber' type, ye ain't touchin' none o' the gals here! Me included! RumbaRue **Put a new spring in your back, get a new mattress**
Animal Posted September 28, 2003 Posted September 28, 2003 ****searching fer a rubber plant, strips off a leaf and wraps it around his family jeweles whilst eyeing the lovely RumbaRue and MadMaryFlint******* Ok, I be ready!!! Animal Buccaneer - Services to the highest bidder!!!
Rumba Rue Posted September 29, 2003 Posted September 29, 2003 Bawahhaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!! RumbaRue ** **
Saucy Kate Posted October 6, 2003 Posted October 6, 2003 It's nice to find a man who'll go the extra knot for a lady! Saucy Kate
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