Sjöröveren Posted March 25, 2004 Posted March 25, 2004 Join me one and all in raisin' a glass to the finest pirate lass who e'er sailed the Land o' 10,000 Lakes! She be celebratin her 45th today. Drinks are on me mates! Whate'er ye want, I be pourin all day! the Fool's Gold Pirates
Merrydeath Posted March 25, 2004 Posted March 25, 2004 Join me one and all in raisin' a glass to the finest pirate lass who e'er sailed the Land o' 10,000 Lakes! She be celebratin her 45th today. Drinks are on me mates! Whate'er ye want, I be pourin all day! Damn..she be my age! (oops.. ah don't pay any attention to the lass with the big mouff) Happy Birthday, Red Bess, and iffen I was as bright and good with words as you, I would have a poem fer ya too! Since I am not, I'll by a keg fer ya..and a wish for many more! Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST: http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook!
Black Deacon Posted March 25, 2004 Posted March 25, 2004 Cheers Lass! -------------- "Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in one pretty well preserved piece without an even a kiss your hand, but to skid across the line broadside, thoroughly used up, worn out, smelling of powder, shouting ARRRG!!"
Capt Grey Posted March 25, 2004 Posted March 25, 2004 Arrr, as a wise adventurer once said: "It ain't the years honey, it's the miles." And forties be mighty fine, sez I. Happy Birthday, Lassie! Captain, we always knew you were a whoopsie. Rumors of my death are entirely premature.
Iron Bess Posted March 25, 2004 Posted March 25, 2004 Arrr, as a wise adventurer once said: "It ain't the years honey, it's the miles." Hay!!! I know him!!! (You saw him in m'office, right??) Happy, Happy Birthday lass!! Oh... and it's a right fine name you be have'n!! Many returns lass, many happy returns! Well, you may not realize it but your looking at the remains of what was once a very handsome woman!
Zorg Posted March 25, 2004 Posted March 25, 2004 many happy returns, lass Drop a kitten six feet, and she grins... Drop an elephant six feet, and ya gots yerself a mess ta clean up.... Sometimes bein' the biggest and most powerful is the LAST thing you wanna be..... Mad Ozymandias Zorg the Unsnottered
BLACK SKOT Posted March 25, 2004 Posted March 25, 2004 Happy birthday Red Bess For on this day ye can out do the rest blow out yer candles, and drink some rum Make this day a special one! BLACK SKOT ---(BLACKIE) "Quarter" Master Pyrates of the Coast "Permit me aboard and I'll be takin' over yer ship... Don't permit me aboard and I'll still take over yer ship"
Paisley Posted March 26, 2004 Posted March 26, 2004 aye...happy birthday lass!!! cheers big ears! "This calls for a particularly subtle blend of psychology & extereme violence." -Vivian, The Young Ones
Red Bess Posted March 26, 2004 Posted March 26, 2004 Harrr! Thank ye all fer yer good wishes. Aye, it be a fine birthday indeed! Sjöröveren and the cabin boys took me to a Caribbean resturant in the Mall of America and showered me with piratey gifts, including (but not limited to): pirate stickers, tatoos and balloons; a Playskool pirate and Redbeard's Ghost (from Scooby Do). But me most prized new treasures were a plastic parrot that straps on to your shoulder and a barnacle-encrusted inkwell they claim is from a shipwreck. It was great fun! Not yer typical gifts fer a 45-year-old mother of two, but then again, I'm not yer typical 45-year-old mother of two. (Oh, and the frozen Mai Tais and the grilled shrimp wasn't bad, either :) ) So thank ye again, mates, fer all the rum and kind words. Cheers! Ladies in Scarlet: Piratical Art and Accessories
Merrydeath Posted March 26, 2004 Posted March 26, 2004 Bess.. scary thing.. same age and horrible mother to two evil childrens.. are we tortuga Twins seperated at birth? Happy Birthday to ya, sweets, and I am glad to hear ya had a piratey good one! Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST: http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook!
Black Hearted Pearl Posted March 26, 2004 Posted March 26, 2004 Bess, lass, ye not be alone. Ye have many mates who walk in ye shoes as a pirate lover and mum. Happy Birthday, Luv. ~Black Hearted Pearl The optimist expects the wind. The pessimist complains about the wind. The realist adjusts the sails.
Scupper Posted March 26, 2004 Posted March 26, 2004 Aye lass. A very Happy berthday. Glad ye plunder was good. Enjoy and have many more. Scupper "That's the navy for you. Rum in the scuppers today. Blood in the scuppers tomorrow."Thrist is a shameless disease. So here's to a shameful cure!"Loyalty, honesty and directness are traits I admire. Insecurity, snipes and disrespect I will not tolerate in the least."
Capt. Morgan Posted March 26, 2004 Posted March 26, 2004 Happy happy Birthday! Thanks for making us laugh in this here pyracy pub! I, for one (and I think I can safely speak for all the others), look forward to having you around here for a loooooong time to come! Cheers, lass, and have a birthday rum courtesy of me (and the poor schmoe I ran through to get the doubloons I be usin' ta pay fer yer drink!!)... Touche' Ship's Marksman & Crab Fiend Pyrates of the Coast "All the skill in the world goes out the window if an angel pisses in the flintlock of your musket." "Florida points like a guiding thumb, To the southern isles of rumba and rum, To the mystery cities and haunted seas, Of the Spanish Main and the Caribbees..."
Captain Tito Posted March 28, 2004 Posted March 28, 2004 Bess me only be gettin on once a week till the end of Cuaresma (that be Lent). I couldn't pass up me time this week without raisin me glass to ye, a lady with class. Hope ye have many more happy ones!! <span style='font-size:21pt;line-height:100%'>Have Parrot Bay, will travel. WILL SHARE TOO!!!</span>
LadyBarbossa Posted March 28, 2004 Posted March 28, 2004 HUZZAH! to ya, Red Bess! Many more Birthdays for ya... much plunder in your treasure & ... whatever you want, may you get it. One way or another. :: evil grinz:: Tempt Fate! an' toss 't all t' Hell!" "I'm completely innocent of whatever crime I've committed." The one, the only,... the infamous!
Nigel Posted March 28, 2004 Posted March 28, 2004 Happy berfday, lass! I give ye a pyrate saloot! Bottoms up! Sir Nigel - aka "Sir Freelancealot"; aka "Ace of Cads"; aka "JACKPOT!!" (cha-CHING!) "Mojitos BAD!...Lesbians with free rum GOOD!!!"
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