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Posted

Now that's a keg!! B):lol:

~Selestia~

First Wench

Pyrates Of the Eastern Sea

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Wildest dream come true ~or~ worst nightmare realized....

the choice is NOT yours....

it all depends on which mood I'm in

.... and....

how much rum there is to drink!

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Posted

Hmmmm..is it just me or does it look like the back of a boat almost?...must just be the water on the brain. Varrrrry nice......do they sell steins that match in size ratio, at the gift shop? :lol:B)B):lol:B)

Captain of The Morrighan.

Posted

Oh my God...That guy didn't pull the plug did he?!?!?!?!?!?!?

BLACK SKOT ---(BLACKIE)

"Quarter" Master

Pyrates of the Coast

"Permit me aboard and I'll be takin' over yer ship...

Don't permit me aboard and I'll still take over yer ship"

Posted

I think I am in love.. or somting like it..

wow, thank you Quill.. I know what I am going to dream about now..

well at least the OTHER thing I will dream about..

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Posted

And when its empty, we can turn it on it's side and use it for a hot tub, for real!

*starts humming "Drunken Sailor"*

Touche'

Ship's Marksman & Crab Fiend

Pyrates of the Coast

"All the skill in the world goes out the window if an angel pisses in the flintlock of your musket."

"Florida points like a guiding thumb, To the southern isles of rumba and rum, To the mystery cities and haunted seas, Of the Spanish Main and the Caribbees..."

Posted
And when its empty, we can turn it on it's side and use it for a hot tub, for real!

*starts humming "Drunken Sailor"*

Why wait until it's empty? :blink: I love hot rum!

~Black Hearted Pearl

The optimist expects the wind. The pessimist complains about the wind. The realist adjusts the sails.

  • 1 month later...
Posted

Now THAT will do fer starters!

I be reminded of the punchline of a joke

"All I can remember is that poor monkey tryin' to put the cork back in!"

So who's gonna drag this keg to th' party? It won't fit in my car!

B)

Sir Nigel - aka "Sir Freelancealot"; aka "Ace of Cads"; aka "JACKPOT!!" (cha-CHING!)

"Mojitos BAD!...Lesbians with free rum GOOD!!!"

Posted

Awright Class: Field trip!

:ph34r:

Drop a kitten six feet, and she grins...

Drop an elephant six feet, and ya gots yerself a mess ta clean up....

Sometimes bein' the biggest and most powerful is the LAST thing you wanna be.....

Mad Ozymandias Zorg the Unsnottered

  • 3 weeks later...
Posted

Jesus H. Christ on a pogo stick, that is one large keg. I say we take it.

"Oh, never, never, never again,

If I live to be a hundred or a hundred and ten.

I fell to the ground and I couldn't get up

After drinking a pint of the Johnny Jump Up."

~"Johnny Jump Up" -Gaelic Storm

"This is one race of people for whom psychoanalysis is of no use whatsoever."

-Sigmund Freud (on the Irish)

Posted

I think we should convert it to a Home for Wayward Pyrates... it's larger than my current quarters and you could always lick the walls if ya be thirsty (hic!)

-- Hurricane

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