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Here be a Music Video eye recently made about a horny sailor who

meets his demise when he clamps his lusty eyes upon Flat Fish Jenny ~ Enjoy mates !

http://youtu.be/amSZy_qzDz0

Flatfish Jenny

Sailor Jack had Just come home

Having been at sea ~

All these months alone

His Ship reached the dock

On that summers dayaaaahhh

He spied Flatfish Jenny

In his Wonton waaaayyy ~

*****************************

Sailor Jack went to steal a kiss

His breath full of Rummmmmm.. ( Mary///euuuwwww )

She did ‘em back like this

*****************************

It’s eyes wide as saucers

Twas the last thing he ever saw....

Slimy Scales oh’ shiny and blue

Flatfish smacked his Jaw !

***************************** ( Mary evil laugh )

Sailor jack ,would not have this

So he scooped her up

To make her his...

*****************************************

Flatfish Jenny reached for his gun

and in a big struggle,

She Shot Him for fun !

*******************************( Mary evil laugh )

His soul now lost ~ whom the devil took

he’d not have the grave

Had he read the Good Book !

Now a warning to every sailor in her port

Don’t be Messin with her

EEErrr Ye life be cut short!

x2

Edited by oderlesseye

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Hangin at Execution dock awaits. May yer Life be a long and joyous adventure in gettin there!
As he was about to face the gallows there, the pirate is said to have tossed a sheaf of papers into the crowd, taunting his audience with these final words:

"My treasure to he who can understand."

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