Brig Posted December 7, 2011 Share Posted December 7, 2011 I'll start this year's version of a very amusing thread from last year. "If I lick it, do I get to keep it?" -Edward There are several more, but I'm not even sure I'm allowed to repeat them here. Oh, how beautiful it used to be Just you and me, far beyond the sea -Nightwish Alice Mason, Crewe of the Archangel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mission Posted December 7, 2011 Share Posted December 7, 2011 I think you should definitely repeat them here. Edward had a whole bunch of them... hopefully he sees this thread before he forgets them. Stynky had a good one that I said, but I don't remember what it was. Me? I can hardly remember most people's names, let alone precisely what they say. (Broad strokes... I remember the broad strokes...) Mycroft: "My brother has the brain of a scientist or a philosopher, yet he elects to be a detective. What might we deduce about his heart?" John: "I don't know." Mycroft: "Neither do I. But initially he wanted to be a pirate." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1stMate Matt Posted December 8, 2011 Share Posted December 8, 2011 One of the most repeated things in my little group was "to the hilt". Then again I was with Klaus and Pearl most of the time... -1st Mate of Pirates Magazine -Bladesmith/Owner of That Works Studio http://youtube.com/thatworks thatworks.shop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1stMate Matt Posted December 8, 2011 Share Posted December 8, 2011 Also heard this a few times... "Hey Matt, you must know...who are those two hot twins"? To which I replied, "Pirate huntress' mate". -1st Mate of Pirates Magazine -Bladesmith/Owner of That Works Studio http://youtube.com/thatworks thatworks.shop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michaelsbagley Posted December 8, 2011 Share Posted December 8, 2011 One of my favourite quotes from the weekend was from Mr. Edward O'Keefe (Keith).... "I will gut you like a fish.... And enjoy it." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brig Posted December 8, 2011 Author Share Posted December 8, 2011 Also heard this a few times... "Hey Matt, you must know...who are those two hot twins"? To which I replied, "Pirate huntress' mate". These two?! (Picture stolen from the Pirate Surgeon's Journal FB page) Oh, how beautiful it used to be Just you and me, far beyond the sea -Nightwish Alice Mason, Crewe of the Archangel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1stMate Matt Posted December 8, 2011 Share Posted December 8, 2011 Also heard this a few times... "Hey Matt, you must know...who are those two hot twins"? To which I replied, "Pirate huntress' mate". These two?! (Picture stolen from the Pirate Surgeon's Journal FB page) Touché, but they dont look much like Pirate Huntress'...I did see one in a dress and one in a red coat though. -1st Mate of Pirates Magazine -Bladesmith/Owner of That Works Studio http://youtube.com/thatworks thatworks.shop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brig Posted December 8, 2011 Author Share Posted December 8, 2011 Here, I'll switch it up and make you all guess. 1. "You DO have hairy arms!" 2. "It sounded like you popped a bone." 3. "She's the one that dresses up like Superman's tits." Hint: Your choices are Chrispy, Mission, and Mae. Oh, how beautiful it used to be Just you and me, far beyond the sea -Nightwish Alice Mason, Crewe of the Archangel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D B Couper Posted December 8, 2011 Share Posted December 8, 2011 Also heard this a few times... "Hey Matt, you must know...who are those two hot twins"? To which I replied, "Pirate huntress' mate". These two?! (Picture stolen from the Pirate Surgeon's Journal FB page) Touché, but they dont look much like Pirate Huntress'...I did see one in a dress and one in a red coat though. I think they're twin sons by different mothers. D.B. Couper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mission Posted December 8, 2011 Share Posted December 8, 2011 All jokes aside, there are three twins. Mycroft: "My brother has the brain of a scientist or a philosopher, yet he elects to be a detective. What might we deduce about his heart?" John: "I don't know." Mycroft: "Neither do I. But initially he wanted to be a pirate." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1stMate Matt Posted December 8, 2011 Share Posted December 8, 2011 Three you say? -1st Mate of Pirates Magazine -Bladesmith/Owner of That Works Studio http://youtube.com/thatworks thatworks.shop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cannibal Chrispy Posted December 8, 2011 Share Posted December 8, 2011 (edited) Four by my count, Mae and Brig, myself and Mike, Cutter and Deadeye, and lest we forget Nigel and Not Nigel! Edited December 8, 2011 by Cannibal Chrispy Illustration courtesy of Patrick Hand, and his Pyrate Comix. To see comic in it's entirety, click below http://pyracy.com/index.php?showtopic=13374 All rights reserved. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mission Posted December 8, 2011 Share Posted December 8, 2011 That isn't what I meant at all. (Although Cutter and Deadeye were clearly separated at birth.) Mycroft: "My brother has the brain of a scientist or a philosopher, yet he elects to be a detective. What might we deduce about his heart?" John: "I don't know." Mycroft: "Neither do I. But initially he wanted to be a pirate." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lily Alexander Posted December 8, 2011 Share Posted December 8, 2011 My personal favorite from this year is from Skeleton Pirate. Somewhere around the 3am hour he tells me, "There is a drunk girl in my tent and I don't know what to do with her" If you're gonna give me a headache, please bring me an aspirin! http://www.forttaylorpyrates.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Jim Posted December 8, 2011 Share Posted December 8, 2011 Oh, no, I'm not going to go there... My occupational hazard bein' my occupation's just not around... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stynky Tudor Posted December 8, 2011 Share Posted December 8, 2011 Here, I'll switch it up and make you all guess. 1. "You DO have hairy arms!" 2. . . I overheard hairy arms comments. . . and I believe one of my arms was compare at one point, but I don't remember by who - I just remember it was one of the twins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stynky Tudor Posted December 8, 2011 Share Posted December 8, 2011 My personal favorite from this year is from Skeleton Pirate. Somewhere around the 3am hour he tells me, "There is a drunk girl in my tent and I don't know what to do with her" Too funny - that one is hilarious! But then again, good for him for pointing it out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stynky Tudor Posted December 8, 2011 Share Posted December 8, 2011 With my 3 quotes, you have to guess who said them and what the hell they mean. 1) chicken in boxes 2) my hat smells like a wet sheep 3) my fingers are sticky Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brig Posted December 8, 2011 Author Share Posted December 8, 2011 With my 3 quotes, you have to guess who said them and what the hell they mean. 1) chicken in boxes 2) my hat smells like a wet sheep 3) my fingers are sticky 1) Mission? 2) Hmmm....Mission? 3) You know what? I'm going to go with Mission again. As for what they mean... something about caged chickens, something about a wool hat, and...I'm just not going there for #3 Oh, how beautiful it used to be Just you and me, far beyond the sea -Nightwish Alice Mason, Crewe of the Archangel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mission Posted December 8, 2011 Share Posted December 8, 2011 I happen to know that you don't know who said "chicken in boxes" or what it means because you told me so. (Although, as I told you when we were talking about that it reminds me of the chicken franchise in Bones (Season 5) called Buck Box. Buck Box! That still makes me laugh. (It was on Bones because they were finding human fingers in the chicken nuggets. I love Bones...) Mycroft: "My brother has the brain of a scientist or a philosopher, yet he elects to be a detective. What might we deduce about his heart?" John: "I don't know." Mycroft: "Neither do I. But initially he wanted to be a pirate." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mission Posted December 8, 2011 Share Posted December 8, 2011 With my 3 quotes, you have to guess who said them and what the hell they mean. 1) chicken in boxes 2) my hat smells like a wet sheep 3) my fingers are sticky 1) Mission? 2) Hmmm....Mission? 3) You know what? I'm going to go with Mission again. As for what they mean... something about caged chickens, something about a wool hat, and...I'm just not going there for #3 Only the last one can be attributed to me and it is (naturally) taken out of a context. (I do so hate have sticky hands and fingers. This is why I don't eat foods like honey. Won't do it. Sticky. Icky.) Mycroft: "My brother has the brain of a scientist or a philosopher, yet he elects to be a detective. What might we deduce about his heart?" John: "I don't know." Mycroft: "Neither do I. But initially he wanted to be a pirate." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stynky Tudor Posted December 8, 2011 Share Posted December 8, 2011 With my 3 quotes, you have to guess who said them and what the hell they mean.1) chicken in boxes 2) my hat smells like a wet sheep 3) my fingers are sticky 1) Mission? 2) Hmmm....Mission? 3) You know what? I'm going to go with Mission again. As for what they mean... something about caged chickens, something about a wool hat, and...I'm just not going there for #3 Only the last one can be attributed to me. . . So, Mission only admits to number three - his explanation sucks as to the meaning, what it was about or in reference to. . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mission Posted December 8, 2011 Share Posted December 8, 2011 I seriously don't remember. Mycroft: "My brother has the brain of a scientist or a philosopher, yet he elects to be a detective. What might we deduce about his heart?" John: "I don't know." Mycroft: "Neither do I. But initially he wanted to be a pirate." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stynky Tudor Posted December 8, 2011 Share Posted December 8, 2011 I seriously don't remember. Does the name Rebecca ring a bell? ? ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1stMate Matt Posted December 9, 2011 Share Posted December 9, 2011 I have video -1st Mate of Pirates Magazine -Bladesmith/Owner of That Works Studio http://youtube.com/thatworks thatworks.shop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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