Caraccioli Posted June 27, 2007 Posted June 27, 2007 áåñïëaòíîå ëåñáè ïîðíî âèäåî âaðåç ïîðíî âèäåî ïîðíî ôîòî âèäåî èíöåñò áåñïëaòíîå äîìaøíèå ïîðíî âèäåî ññûëêè ãåé ïîðíî âèäåî æåíùèíû ïîðíî aíèìå ñêî÷aòü ïîðíî âèäåî ñêà÷àòü äðÿííûå äåâ÷îíêè ïîðíî âèäåî äåâî÷åê ïîäðîñòêîâ ïîðíî èãðû äîì2 ïîðíî âèäåî áåñïëaòíî ñêà÷àòü ïåñíþ äåâ÷îíêà ïîðíî âèäåî äîì äâa ïîñìîòðåòü ïîðíî âèäåîðîëèê ïîðíî äåòè âèäåî ôîòî ðûæåþ äåâ÷îíêîé âèäåî narod ru ïîðíî ïîðíî áðèòíè ãåé ïîðíî âèäåî ïîñìîòðåòü ÷àò äåâ÷îíîê ïîðíî âèäåî ìaëîëåòêè ñìîòðåòü ïýðèñ õèëòîí äîìaøíåå ïîðíî âèäåî ñìîòðåòü ãåé ïîðíî âèäåî áåñïëaòíî õî÷ó äåâ÷îíêó ïîðíî âèäåî ìaëîëåòíèå áåñïëaòíî ñìîòðåòü ïîðíî ïîðíî âèäåî ñê÷aòü áåçïëaòíî âèäåî íåãðèòÿíîê aíaë ïîðíî âèäåî ïîðíî ÷ëåíû ñêa÷aòü áåñïëaòíî ïîðíî âèäåî çîîôèëèþ âèäåî ïåðèñ õèëòîí ïîðíî áåñïëaòíî ôîòêè ïîðíî ïîðíî âèäåî æåñòü ñåðèàë òîëñòàÿ äåâ÷îíêà âèäåî ïîðíî aíèìå ñìîòðåòü ìaìa ñûí âèäåî ïîðíî ïîðíî âèäåî äåâîê âèäåî ïîðíî áåç ðåãåñòðaöèè ñêa÷aòü ñòóäåí÷åñêîå ïîðíî âèäåî ïîðíî âèäåî ðîëèêè øêîëüíèö ïîðíî âèäåî ïðîñìîòð ñêa÷aòü âèäåî ðîëèêè ïîðíî ôèëüìîâ ïîðíî teens âèäåî âèäåî ïîðíî êëèòîð áåñïëaòíî ïîðíî çîîôèëû âèäåî áåñïëaòíî ïîðíî âèäåî ïðîñòèòóòêè âèäåî ïîðíî êðañîòêîé çaïðåùåííîå ïîðíî âèäåî âèäåî îáùaãa ïîðíî âèäåî ïîðíî ëîëa ôåððaðè áåñïëaòíåå ïîðíî çîîôèëîâ âèäåî Ah, the classics...writ large in the original tongue. Brings a tear to my eye. Or as me great, great, great, great, near-great, great, great, great, great, well, pretty-darned-close-to-being-great, great, great, great, great, all-right,-but-not-quite-great, great, great, great, swell, great, grate, great, grating, great-grandpappy always used to say, "ĦŦŃŁŽƏŴǔǑǍΈΐΏ ΓΩΨΧΦΣڌڇ۩۩!" "Oh freddled gruntbuggly, Thy micturations are to me As plurdled gabbleblotchits On a lurgid bee. Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes And hooptiously drangle me With crinkly bindlewurdles, Or I will rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon, See if I don't!" "You're supposed to be dead!" "Am I not?"
Caraccioli Posted June 27, 2007 Author Posted June 27, 2007 Oh, and I forgot to add, "'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves Did gyre and gimble in the wabe: All mimsy were the borogoves, And the mome raths outgrabe." "You're supposed to be dead!" "Am I not?"
Manglin' Maggi Maloney Posted June 27, 2007 Posted June 27, 2007 *applauds heartily!* Oh Caraccioli, ye break me heart with such a fine rendering as ye have t'ere. i've ne'er heard the classic lines delivered with such lovin' dedication. How t'is pyrate's heart is melted with yer fine, skillful prose! "All mimsy were the borogoves, And the mome raths outgrabe." Aaaah tis music to me heart. Me fav'rite lines of all!
Caraccioli Posted June 27, 2007 Author Posted June 27, 2007 My favorite line is actually, "One, two! One, two! And through and through The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!" "You're supposed to be dead!" "Am I not?"
Mad Matt Posted June 27, 2007 Posted June 27, 2007 I was awestruck! Thought someone new here knew Thai! You will be flogged. And God willing, come morning, you will be flogged some more.
Caraccioli Posted June 28, 2007 Author Posted June 28, 2007 Don't tell me that gibberish means something?! If so, I'm pretty sure it's not Thai. Somehow, "ôîòî" looks to me more like random characters than real words. But I could well be wrong. Maybe it's in Wookie. Can anyone translate? "You're supposed to be dead!" "Am I not?"
Manglin' Maggi Maloney Posted June 28, 2007 Posted June 28, 2007 42 the answer to everything is... *checks notes* yup, 42.
Mad Matt Posted June 28, 2007 Posted June 28, 2007 No. It's NOT Thai. I were jest funnin'.... You will be flogged. And God willing, come morning, you will be flogged some more.
Caraccioli Posted June 28, 2007 Author Posted June 28, 2007 I actually tried looking it up! I do see the similarities...when I squint and look at it sideways. (Perhaps it's Tonkinese dialect?) "You're supposed to be dead!" "Am I not?"
Black Syren Posted June 28, 2007 Posted June 28, 2007 don't I feel dumb..I thought you really had translated the Norweigian and went to find out if it were accurate... I need a drink... http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v519/Dara286/trident01-11.png If you got a dream chase it, cause a dream won't chase you back...(Cody Johnson Till you Can't)
Capt Grey Posted June 29, 2007 Posted June 29, 2007 I deleted the other gibberish. This one is more fun. Captain, we always knew you were a whoopsie. Rumors of my death are entirely premature.
PyratePhil Posted June 29, 2007 Posted June 29, 2007 Oh, Mr. C, I'm SO disappointed in you... ...don't you recognize a Constantine Formation code when you see it? Just think..."E" is the most common English letter, so go through the code and see which character appears most frequently...repeat ad infinitum, ad nauseum... ...Qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum... ~ Vegetius
Caraccioli Posted June 29, 2007 Author Posted June 29, 2007 Oh, yes. Hmm. Well...let me see...carry the nine...substitute the square root of pi... See if I decoded it correctly. "Theopolis, I am here, stranded on this uncharted desert island with three fine albino chimpanzees wearing chartreuse gabardine tuxedos. Although they serve an excellent high tea using silver obtained from the wreck of my ship, the HMS Galumph, they make for poor conversationalists. Alas, the Galumph slid back into the sea during the sea lion revolt. You cannot imagine the terror I felt as literally dozens of blubbery sea lions waddled threateningly toward me. Fortunately the chimpanzees tossed me bodily into a Tumtum tree where I hung from a low branch for two and a half days while the sea lions continued to approach. Now that that terror has passed, I am concerned for my monies. Therefore, based on the information gathered from the Nigerian Chambers Of Commerce And Industry, I have the privilege to request your assistance to transfer the sum of 1 -hundred- billion dollars into your accounts. The transfer is risk free for each of us as I am an accountant with the Nigerian Regional International Processing Organization & First Fidelity (or RIPOFF) Bank. All I require from you the following: 1. Your banker's name, your telephone, bank and credit card account nu,bers. b. Your private telephone and fax numbers — for confidentiality and easy communication. ³. Your letter-headed paper stamped and signed, and otherwise left blank. Ð. Those three digits on the back of your credit card that have suddenly become so important to everyone these days. ⅝. A photo of your girlfriend, preferably naked Please reply urgently. Best regards. Tootle-pip. Haktoof Howgul Abul Arhu" Did I get it right? "You're supposed to be dead!" "Am I not?"
Capt Grey Posted June 29, 2007 Posted June 29, 2007 ROTFLMPAO! Captain, we always knew you were a whoopsie. Rumors of my death are entirely premature.
Manglin' Maggi Maloney Posted June 29, 2007 Posted June 29, 2007 *keels over laughin'!!!* Oh gods, that's hilarious!
PyratePhil Posted June 29, 2007 Posted June 29, 2007 ROFLMAO!!! Excellent - PERFECT translation except I think you left out the first line - "Greetings: I am Haktoof Howgul Abul Arhu, the wife of the recently deceased Haktoof Howgul Abul Arwee. " It's amazing how inventive these Nigerians are, isn't it??? ...Qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum... ~ Vegetius
Black Syren Posted June 29, 2007 Posted June 29, 2007 Hey Caraccioli you left out how much we get if we do this.. That is Im assuming there is a clause stating we get at least a peanut for doing all this for them.. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v519/Dara286/trident01-11.png If you got a dream chase it, cause a dream won't chase you back...(Cody Johnson Till you Can't)
Dex Posted June 29, 2007 Posted June 29, 2007 Maybe it's in Wookie. Can anyone translate? It's not Wookie. I'm fluent.
Misson Posted July 19, 2007 Posted July 19, 2007 èíäèâèäóàëêè íà âûåçä ãåé ñåêñ èíäèâèäóàëêè íèæíåãî èíäèâèäóàëêè íèæíèé íîâãîðîä ïîðíî ôèëüì ïèðaòû ñêa÷aòü èíäèâèäóàëêè ÿðîñëàâëü âèäåî ðîëèêè ê ïîðíî ôèëüìó øêîëüíèö ïîðíî ôèëüì ìaãìa âå÷åðèíêà ñâèíãåðîâ èíäèâèäóàëêè îìñê âñå ñåêñ èíäèâèäóàëêè ïèòåðâèäåî ðîëèêè ñâèíãåðîâ èíäèâèäóàëêè ñòðàïîí âèäåî ïðîñòèòóòîê âèäåî ïîðíî ñêà÷àòü áåñïëàòíî âèäåî êëèïû ôèëüìû èíäèâèäóàëêè ïî ìîñêâå ñêa÷aòü áåñïëaòíî ïîðíî ôèëüì êëåîïaòða èíäèâèäóàëêè ýðîòèêà âèäåî ïîðíî ðîëèê ôèëüì ñåêñ ïðîñòèòóòêè ìîñêâû èíäèâèäóàëêè äåøåâî àíàëüíûé ñåêñ ôîòî èíäèâèäóàëêè íîâîñèáèðñê òðàíñâåñòèò ïîðíî âèäåî ëó÷øèå ïîðíî ìóëüòôèëüìû èíäèâèäóàëêè îäåññà òóðåöñêîå ïîðíî âèäåî ðîëèêè áåñïëàòíîå âñ¸ î ñåêñå êaëèãóëa ïîðíî ôèëüì Now, see, I was just thinking that the other day, but I didn't want to say anything because I thought it would sound offensive. But you, Mr. and/or possibly Mrs. invarfodova just put it right out there without fear of reprisal! Good on ya', mate. (And good luck. Glad I didn't post it that way.) "I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.” -Oscar Wilde "If we all worked on the assumption that what is accepted is really true, there would be little hope of advance." -Orville Wright
Black Syren Posted July 19, 2007 Posted July 19, 2007 òðàíñâåñòèò ïîðíî âèäåî ëó÷øèå ïîðíî ìóëüòôèëüìû èíäèâèäóàëêè îäåññà òóðåöñêîå ïîðíî âèäåî ðîëèêè áåñïëàòíîå âñ¸ î ñåêñå êaëèãóëa ïîðíî ôèëüì And they would have to throw in long division as well..Can I borrow a calculator? http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v519/Dara286/trident01-11.png If you got a dream chase it, cause a dream won't chase you back...(Cody Johnson Till you Can't)
Silkie McDonough Posted July 20, 2007 Posted July 20, 2007 AWWWW! I have to start all over again! It took me HOURS to get this far! I must have transposed something! Blasted dyslexia! I thought It was about investing in property but it doesn't work ...I just translated the word "swamp"! Blast ...that can't be right!
Black Syren Posted July 20, 2007 Posted July 20, 2007 No Silkie...it's èíäèâèäóàëêè íîâîñèáèðñê òðàíñâåñòèò ïîðíî âèäåî ëó (÷) øèå ïîðíî ìóëüòôèëüìû èíäèâèäóàëêè îäåññà òóðåöñêîå ïîðíî âèäåî ðîëèêè áåñïëàòíîå âñ¸ î ñåêñå êaëèãóëa ïîðíî ôèëüì But I cannot find my calculator http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v519/Dara286/trident01-11.png If you got a dream chase it, cause a dream won't chase you back...(Cody Johnson Till you Can't)
Jack an Apes Posted July 23, 2007 Posted July 23, 2007 '-.- ... It makes me feel I'm out of knowledge Don't tell me this actually is a language...?!? Dead men tell no tales... how 'bout monkeys?
Misson Posted July 23, 2007 Posted July 23, 2007 Yes, it's a language. Spamese. Say how many people would decide to follow a link that you can't read in a post that makes no sense? (For those of you who didn't see the original posts, they were full of hot links to what appeared to be a Russian porn site. I edited them out and decided to have a little fun with the posts.) "I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.” -Oscar Wilde "If we all worked on the assumption that what is accepted is really true, there would be little hope of advance." -Orville Wright
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