Ñàòè Êàçàíîâà - ðåäêèå ýðîòè÷åñêèå ñíèìêè

[Caraccioli]

áåñïëaòíîå ëåñáè ïîðíî âèäåî âaðåç ïîðíî âèäåî ïîðíî ôîòî âèäåî èíöåñò

áåñïëaòíîå äîìaøíèå ïîðíî âèäåî ññûëêè ãåé ïîðíî âèäåî æåíùèíû ïîðíî

aíèìå ñêî÷aòü ïîðíî âèäåî ñêà÷àòü äðÿííûå äåâ÷îíêè ïîðíî âèäåî äåâî÷åê ïîäðîñòêîâ ïîðíî èãðû

äîì2 ïîðíî âèäåî áåñïëaòíî ñêà÷àòü ïåñíþ äåâ÷îíêà ïîðíî âèäåî äîì äâa ïîñìîòðåòü ïîðíî âèäåîðîëèê

ïîðíî äåòè âèäåî ôîòî ðûæåþ äåâ÷îíêîé âèäåî narod ru ïîðíî ïîðíî áðèòíè

ãåé ïîðíî âèäåî ïîñìîòðåòü ÷àò äåâ÷îíîê ïîðíî âèäåî ìaëîëåòêè ñìîòðåòü ïýðèñ õèëòîí äîìaøíåå ïîðíî âèäåî

ñìîòðåòü ãåé ïîðíî âèäåî áåñïëaòíî õî÷ó äåâ÷îíêó ïîðíî âèäåî ìaëîëåòíèå áåñïëaòíî ñìîòðåòü ïîðíî

ïîðíî âèäåî ñê÷aòü áåçïëaòíî âèäåî íåãðèòÿíîê aíaë ïîðíî âèäåî ïîðíî ÷ëåíû

ñêa÷aòü áåñïëaòíî ïîðíî âèäåî çîîôèëèþ âèäåî ïåðèñ õèëòîí ïîðíî áåñïëaòíî ôîòêè ïîðíî

ïîðíî âèäåî æåñòü ñåðèàë òîëñòàÿ äåâ÷îíêà âèäåî ïîðíî aíèìå ñìîòðåòü ìaìa ñûí âèäåî ïîðíî

ïîðíî âèäåî äåâîê âèäåî ïîðíî áåç ðåãåñòðaöèè ñêa÷aòü ñòóäåí÷åñêîå ïîðíî âèäåî

ïîðíî âèäåî ðîëèêè øêîëüíèö ïîðíî âèäåî ïðîñìîòð ñêa÷aòü âèäåî ðîëèêè ïîðíî ôèëüìîâ

ïîðíî teens âèäåî âèäåî ïîðíî êëèòîð áåñïëaòíî ïîðíî çîîôèëû âèäåî áåñïëaòíî

ïîðíî âèäåî ïðîñòèòóòêè âèäåî ïîðíî êðañîòêîé çaïðåùåííîå ïîðíî âèäåî

âèäåî îáùaãa ïîðíî âèäåî ïîðíî ëîëa ôåððaðè áåñïëaòíåå ïîðíî çîîôèëîâ âèäåî

Ah, the classics...writ large in the original tongue. Brings a tear to my eye.

Or as me great, great, great, great, near-great, great, great, great, great, well, pretty-darned-close-to-being-great, great, great, great, great, all-right,-but-not-quite-great, great, great, great, swell, great, grate, great, grating, great-grandpappy always used to say,

"ĦŦŃŁŽƏŴǔǑǍΈΐΏ ΓΩΨΧΦΣڌڇ۩۩!"

"Oh freddled gruntbuggly,

Thy micturations are to me

As plurdled gabbleblotchits

On a lurgid bee.

Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes

And hooptiously drangle me

With crinkly bindlewurdles,

Or I will rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon,

See if I don't!"

[Caraccioli]

Oh, and I forgot to add,

"'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves

Did gyre and gimble in the wabe:

All mimsy were the borogoves,

And the mome raths outgrabe."

[Manglin' Maggi Maloney]

*applauds heartily!*

Oh Caraccioli, ye break me heart with such a fine rendering as ye have t'ere. i've ne'er heard the classic lines delivered with such lovin' dedication. How t'is pyrate's heart is melted with yer fine, skillful prose!

"All mimsy were the borogoves,

And the mome raths outgrabe."

Aaaah tis music to me heart. Me fav'rite lines of all!

[Caraccioli]

My favorite line is actually,

"One, two! One, two! And through and through

The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!"

[Mad Matt]

I was awestruck! Thought someone new here knew Thai!

[Caraccioli]

Don't tell me that gibberish means something?! If so, I'm pretty sure it's not Thai. Somehow, "ôîòî" looks to me more like random characters than real words. But I could well be wrong. Maybe it's in Wookie. Can anyone translate?

[Manglin' Maggi Maloney]

42

the answer to everything is... *checks notes*

yup, 42.

[Mad Matt]

No. It's NOT Thai. I were jest funnin'....

[Caraccioli]

I actually tried looking it up! I do see the similarities...when I squint and look at it sideways. (Perhaps it's Tonkinese dialect?)

[Black Syren]

don't I feel dumb..I thought you really had translated the Norweigian and went to find out if it were accurate...

I need a drink...

[Capt Grey]

I deleted the other gibberish. This one is more fun.

[PyratePhil]

Oh, Mr. C, I'm SO disappointed in you...

...don't you recognize a Constantine Formation code when you see it?

Just think..."E" is the most common English letter, so go through the code and see which character appears most frequently...repeat ad infinitum, ad nauseum...

[Caraccioli]

Oh, yes. Hmm. Well...let me see...carry the nine...substitute the square root of pi... See if I decoded it correctly.

"Theopolis,

I am here, stranded on this uncharted desert island with three fine albino chimpanzees wearing chartreuse gabardine tuxedos. Although they serve an excellent high tea using silver obtained from the wreck of my ship, the HMS Galumph, they make for poor conversationalists. Alas, the Galumph slid back into the sea during the sea lion revolt. You cannot imagine the terror I felt as literally dozens of blubbery sea lions waddled threateningly toward me. Fortunately the chimpanzees tossed me bodily into a Tumtum tree where I hung from a low branch for two and a half days while the sea lions continued to approach.

Now that that terror has passed, I am concerned for my monies. Therefore, based on the information gathered from the Nigerian Chambers Of Commerce And Industry, I have the privilege to request your assistance to transfer the sum of 1 -hundred- billion dollars into your accounts. The transfer is risk free for each of us as I am an accountant with the Nigerian Regional International Processing Organization & First Fidelity (or RIPOFF) Bank. All I require from you the following:

1. Your banker's name, your telephone, bank and credit card account nu,bers.

b. Your private telephone and fax numbers — for confidentiality and easy communication.

³. Your letter-headed paper stamped and signed, and otherwise left blank.

Ð. Those three digits on the back of your credit card that have suddenly become so important to everyone these days.

⅝. A photo of your girlfriend, preferably naked

Please reply urgently. Best regards. Tootle-pip.

Haktoof Howgul Abul Arhu"

Did I get it right?

[Capt Grey]

ROTFLMPAO!

[Manglin' Maggi Maloney]

*keels over laughin'!!!*

Oh gods, that's hilarious!

[PyratePhil]

ROFLMAO!!!

Excellent - PERFECT translation except I think you left out the first line -

"Greetings:

I am Haktoof Howgul Abul Arhu, the wife of the recently deceased Haktoof Howgul Abul Arwee. "

It's amazing how inventive these Nigerians are, isn't it???

[Black Syren]

Hey Caraccioli you left out how much we get if we do this..

That is Im assuming there is a clause stating we get at least a peanut for doing all this for them..

[Dex]

Maybe it's in Wookie. Can anyone translate?

It's not Wookie. I'm fluent.

[Misson]

èíäèâèäóàëêè íà âûåçä ãåé ñåêñ èíäèâèäóàëêè íèæíåãî èíäèâèäóàëêè íèæíèé íîâãîðîä ïîðíî ôèëüì ïèðaòû ñêa÷aòü èíäèâèäóàëêè ÿðîñëàâëü âèäåî ðîëèêè ê ïîðíî ôèëüìó øêîëüíèö ïîðíî ôèëüì ìaãìa âå÷åðèíêà ñâèíãåðîâ èíäèâèäóàëêè îìñê âñå ñåêñ èíäèâèäóàëêè ïèòåðâèäåî ðîëèêè ñâèíãåðîâ èíäèâèäóàëêè ñòðàïîí âèäåî ïðîñòèòóòîê âèäåî ïîðíî ñêà÷àòü áåñïëàòíî âèäåî êëèïû ôèëüìû èíäèâèäóàëêè ïî ìîñêâå ñêa÷aòü áåñïëaòíî ïîðíî ôèëüì êëåîïaòða èíäèâèäóàëêè ýðîòèêà âèäåî ïîðíî ðîëèê ôèëüì ñåêñ ïðîñòèòóòêè ìîñêâû èíäèâèäóàëêè äåøåâî àíàëüíûé ñåêñ ôîòî èíäèâèäóàëêè íîâîñèáèðñê òðàíñâåñòèò ïîðíî âèäåî ëó÷øèå ïîðíî ìóëüòôèëüìû èíäèâèäóàëêè îäåññà òóðåöñêîå ïîðíî âèäåî ðîëèêè áåñïëàòíîå âñ¸ î ñåêñå êaëèãóëa ïîðíî ôèëüì

Now, see, I was just thinking that the other day, but I didn't want to say anything because I thought it would sound offensive. But you, Mr. and/or possibly Mrs. invarfodova just put it right out there without fear of reprisal! Good on ya', mate. (And good luck. Glad I didn't post it that way.)

[Rumba Rue]

[Black Syren]

òðàíñâåñòèò ïîðíî âèäåî ëó÷øèå ïîðíî ìóëüòôèëüìû èíäèâèäóàëêè îäåññà òóðåöñêîå ïîðíî âèäåî ðîëèêè áåñïëàòíîå âñ¸ î ñåêñå êaëèãóëa ïîðíî ôèëüì

And they would have to throw in long division as well..Can I borrow a calculator?

[Silkie McDonough]

AWWWW!

I have to start all over again! It took me HOURS to get this far! I must have transposed something! Blasted dyslexia! I thought It was about investing in property but it doesn't work ...I just translated the word "swamp"! Blast ...that can't be right!

[Black Syren]

No Silkie...it's

èíäèâèäóàëêè íîâîñèáèðñê òðàíñâåñòèò ïîðíî âèäåî ëó (÷) øèå ïîðíî ìóëüòôèëüìû èíäèâèäóàëêè îäåññà òóðåöñêîå ïîðíî âèäåî ðîëèêè áåñïëàòíîå âñ¸ î ñåêñå êaëèãóëa ïîðíî ôèëüì

But I cannot find my calculator

[Jack an Apes]

'-.-

...

It makes me feel I'm out of knowledge

Don't tell me this actually is a language...?!?

[Misson]

Yes, it's a language. Spamese. Say how many people would decide to follow a link that you can't read in a post that makes no sense? (For those of you who didn't see the original posts, they were full of hot links to what appeared to be a Russian porn site. I edited them out and decided to have a little fun with the posts.)