Capt. Sterling Posted January 21, 2011 Posted January 21, 2011 Hmmm and with a post in between... not senile, more like tricky, although I bet I couldn't pull that one off again if I tried... OH STYNKY!!! "I being shot through the left cheek, the bullet striking away great part of my upper jaw, and several teeth which dropt down the deck where I fell... I was forced to write what I would say to prevent the loss of blood, and because of the pain I suffered by speaking."~ Woodes Rogers Crewe of the Archangel http://jcsterlingcptarchang.wix.com/creweofthearchangel# http://creweofthearchangel.wordpress.com/
Dorian Lasseter Posted January 21, 2011 Posted January 21, 2011 Captains, Cahhhhptains.... Must we bicker on like school boys? Go on now, settle yerselves and grab a jar, drink up and... or is it ye've already had too much ta drink? Truly, D. Lasseter Captain, The Lucy Propria Virtute Audax --- In Hoc Signo Vinces Ni Feidir An Dubh A Chur Ina Bhan Air "If I whet my glittering sword, and mine hand take hold on judgment; I will render vengeance to mine enemies, and will reward them that hate me." Deuteronomy 32:41 Envy and its evil twin - It crept in bed with slander - Idiots they gave advice - But Sloth it gave no answer - Anger kills the human soul - With butter tales of Lust - While Pavlov's Dogs keep chewin' - On the legs they never trust... The Seven Deadly Sins http://www.colonialnavy.org
Captain Jim Posted January 21, 2011 Posted January 21, 2011 I'm not the one who's :::UUURRPPP:::(pardon me!) repeatin' hisself. My occupational hazard bein' my occupation's just not around...
Dorian Lasseter Posted January 21, 2011 Posted January 21, 2011 Not to mention that ye've Pirated this young woman's thread... Er, ahem... Welcome ta th' Pub Young Miss! Where was I? Ah... So, off wit ye... find another darkened corner ta haunt... Oi, Ray (that be th' barkeep), a mug o' sasparilla fer the lass! You people, where are your manners? Truly, D. Lasseter Captain, The Lucy Propria Virtute Audax --- In Hoc Signo Vinces Ni Feidir An Dubh A Chur Ina Bhan Air "If I whet my glittering sword, and mine hand take hold on judgment; I will render vengeance to mine enemies, and will reward them that hate me." Deuteronomy 32:41 Envy and its evil twin - It crept in bed with slander - Idiots they gave advice - But Sloth it gave no answer - Anger kills the human soul - With butter tales of Lust - While Pavlov's Dogs keep chewin' - On the legs they never trust... The Seven Deadly Sins http://www.colonialnavy.org
Capt. Sterling Posted January 21, 2011 Posted January 21, 2011 What manners? the new comer is supposed to purchase the first round...bloody..master gunners... "I being shot through the left cheek, the bullet striking away great part of my upper jaw, and several teeth which dropt down the deck where I fell... I was forced to write what I would say to prevent the loss of blood, and because of the pain I suffered by speaking."~ Woodes Rogers Crewe of the Archangel http://jcsterlingcptarchang.wix.com/creweofthearchangel# http://creweofthearchangel.wordpress.com/
Dorian Lasseter Posted January 21, 2011 Posted January 21, 2011 Er, who says I were payin' fer that sasparilla? Truly, D. Lasseter Captain, The Lucy Propria Virtute Audax --- In Hoc Signo Vinces Ni Feidir An Dubh A Chur Ina Bhan Air "If I whet my glittering sword, and mine hand take hold on judgment; I will render vengeance to mine enemies, and will reward them that hate me." Deuteronomy 32:41 Envy and its evil twin - It crept in bed with slander - Idiots they gave advice - But Sloth it gave no answer - Anger kills the human soul - With butter tales of Lust - While Pavlov's Dogs keep chewin' - On the legs they never trust... The Seven Deadly Sins http://www.colonialnavy.org
Capt. Sterling Posted January 21, 2011 Posted January 21, 2011 Honestly I think we should stick to lemonade... "I being shot through the left cheek, the bullet striking away great part of my upper jaw, and several teeth which dropt down the deck where I fell... I was forced to write what I would say to prevent the loss of blood, and because of the pain I suffered by speaking."~ Woodes Rogers Crewe of the Archangel http://jcsterlingcptarchang.wix.com/creweofthearchangel# http://creweofthearchangel.wordpress.com/
Captain Jim Posted January 21, 2011 Posted January 21, 2011 Heh, heh, heh...'Nother pyrated topic...that happens a lot around here. But then we always return to the regularly scheduled topic. So, without further ado: WE NOW WE RETURN YOU TO YOUR REGULARLY SCHEDULED TOPIC! See how civilized we are? My occupational hazard bein' my occupation's just not around...
LadyBarbossa Posted January 21, 2011 Posted January 21, 2011 Th' lass is a penniless youth. So, I'll be pickin' up th' tab and payin' for THREE rounds o' drinks! How be that? So... ::: waves hand:: drink away. Entertain the lass with yo'r whit and bickering. I can't be so shallow any more about King's men. I know several m'self. And now that dear Hector has taken up Privateering as well... well, I just have to mind m'self. Yes.. Yes, Sterling. It let slip again. Ye may as well combine that and call thyself a bloody Virginian. And... good ... bad... either way, yo'r infamous, Captain. Ye can't deny it. "Good" man as ye say ye be... well, perhaps so. Ye haven't put this pirate away yet. So,... nope, infamous befits thee MOST well! And, Jim.... sorry, m'dear... but if M.A. d'Dogge cannot shoot th' "good" Captain Sterling, I don't think anyone could. Might I add... that Jack Sparrow got one thing WRONG! Blackbeard is NOT the one whom all Pirates fear. It's Sterling. Awww... ye know ye be well loved, Sterling. Can't ye see it in our wording how affectionately we speak of thee? Yes, Jenna. This is common. Again, welcome to th' Pub. It's far more fun than any other place, lass. Imagine what it be like when just a few of us here get t'gether? Scarey thought, aye? :) ~Lady B Tempt Fate! an' toss 't all t' Hell!" "I'm completely innocent of whatever crime I've committed." The one, the only,... the infamous!
Barbossa's Mistress Posted January 22, 2011 Author Posted January 22, 2011 Lol, thanks for the welcomes everyone! And I can see why Captain Sterling is infamous. Maybe sticking to lemonade is a good plan. Teehee, I can totally imagine a get-together, Lady B! I bet it would be a big, unending party. The more we gave 'em away, the more we came to realize the drink would not satisfy, food turned to ash in our mouths, and all the pleasurable company in the world could not slake our lust. We are cursed men.
LadyBarbossa Posted January 22, 2011 Posted January 22, 2011 Indeed it is. And it's been proven over and over again. Even a Midwestern Hurricane - aka Tornado - cannot slow down or halt a pirate gathering. :) ~Lady B Tempt Fate! an' toss 't all t' Hell!" "I'm completely innocent of whatever crime I've committed." The one, the only,... the infamous!
Jas. Hook Posted January 22, 2011 Posted January 22, 2011 ...Might I add... that Jack Sparrow got one thing WRONG! Blackbeard is NOT the one whom all Pirates fear. It's Sterling... ~Lady B That being said, why did that infamous image of Stynky doing devil horns behind the good Captain's back pop into my mind???? Jas. Hook "Born on an island, live on an island... the sea has always been in my blood." Jas. Hook "You can't direct the wind . . . but . . . you can adjust the sails." "Don't eat the chickens with writing on their beaks." Governor Sawney
Capt. Sterling Posted January 22, 2011 Posted January 22, 2011 **sniggering** I love that picture! "I being shot through the left cheek, the bullet striking away great part of my upper jaw, and several teeth which dropt down the deck where I fell... I was forced to write what I would say to prevent the loss of blood, and because of the pain I suffered by speaking."~ Woodes Rogers Crewe of the Archangel http://jcsterlingcptarchang.wix.com/creweofthearchangel# http://creweofthearchangel.wordpress.com/
LadyBarbossa Posted January 22, 2011 Posted January 22, 2011 ROTDLMAO!!!! Hmmm.... And here we thought Stynky was giving the Captain bunny ears and moose antlers. Sterling... it's so very obvious how much ye be adored, even by we wicked pirates. :) ~Lady B Tempt Fate! an' toss 't all t' Hell!" "I'm completely innocent of whatever crime I've committed." The one, the only,... the infamous!
Capt. Sterling Posted January 23, 2011 Posted January 23, 2011 Well thank ye Lady B...that truly means a lot ... "I being shot through the left cheek, the bullet striking away great part of my upper jaw, and several teeth which dropt down the deck where I fell... I was forced to write what I would say to prevent the loss of blood, and because of the pain I suffered by speaking."~ Woodes Rogers Crewe of the Archangel http://jcsterlingcptarchang.wix.com/creweofthearchangel# http://creweofthearchangel.wordpress.com/
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