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Introducin' th' Hawk!


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Ahoy, Brother and Sister Buccaneers!

After much proddin' by Jamaica Rose Barton, Pirate Princess o' Riverside, Californy, I, Ricky th' Hawk o' the Drive --- last standard-bearer fer th' Jolly Roger fer the whole o' New York City --- and probably the ONLY New Yorker what even bothers to care about Talk Like a Pirate Day at all --- have finally set me scurvy foot in Pyracy.com! Aargh!

Alas, I make me Pyracy.com debut under extreme duress, as I've had me 'eart broke. I bin rantin' an' ravin' about it on me Facebook pages, where I be no more'n borin' ol' Richard Washington, a naive, 46-year-old, ferever stepp'd-on, foolish ol' ninnymuggins (Aargh!). 'Tis unconditional positive regard I be seekin', and I ain't gittin' it from anybody in ye Byg Appyl, blarst it all! (Sniffle!)

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Welcome Hawkey glad you join us ( by your own will or persuasion ) make your self home :unsure:

How's the most beautiful city is this days ?

Well, let's face it --- it ain't exactly what I were hopin' fer. Snow remnants, sludge, the 'ole town is totally overrun with AM New Yorks an' Metros, ya can't find a decent New York Times when ye wants it --- and on top o' that, most swabs'll tend t' disappoint me. That, an' I needs me a new laptop computer in th' worst way. If'n ya got a leftover laptop computer ya ain't usin' no more, I'll be more'n happy to take it off yer hands, sez I! And I make that same invite to all here!

Hawkey

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Bloody git this Hawkey. Thinks he be the last legacy of the brethern in New Amsterdam. :unsure: Guess again ye swab. :lol:

Jas. Hook :huh:

"Born on an island, live on an island... the sea has always been in my blood." Jas. Hook

"You can't direct the wind . . . but . . . you can adjust the sails."

"Don't eat the chickens with writing on their beaks." Governor Sawney

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AYe! Blarst it all! Eye luv that!

Welcome abourd suhhrrr..Beware tha creaky decks eeerrr slimy gunwhales,..

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Hangin at Execution dock awaits. May yer Life be a long and joyous adventure in gettin there!
As he was about to face the gallows there, the pirate is said to have tossed a sheaf of papers into the crowd, taunting his audience with these final words:

"My treasure to he who can understand."

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Welcome aboard, indeed!

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A fellow writer? Then perhaps I can convince you to bring your pirate aboard one of my Age of Sail games listed in my signature

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-A swashbuckling adventures RPG, set in 1720 in West Indies; winner of Distant Fantasies& RPG-D Member's Choice Award; RPG Conference's Originality Award; 2011 & 2012 Simming Prizes-

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Welcome to th' Pub, good sir. Tis a good thing they urged ye to stumble into this here establishment. I guarantee ye'll find no better pirate establishment than this here Pub.

Shall look forward to conversin' with ye.

~Lady B

Tempt Fate! an' toss 't all t' Hell!"

"I'm completely innocent of whatever crime I've committed."

The one, the only,... the infamous!

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