Captain McCool Posted January 10, 2011 Posted January 10, 2011 (edited) Fresh water, for obvious reasons. Mainly because I couldn't come up with a cheeky reason to say salt water Corcked hat or knit cap? Edited January 10, 2011 by Captain McCool Captain Jack McCool, landlocked pirate extraordinaire, Captain of the dreaded prairie schooner Ill Repute, etc. etc. ______________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ "That’s what a ship is, you know. It’s not just a keel, and a hull, and a deck, and sails. That’s what a ship needs. But what a ship is… what the Black Pearl really is… is freedom." -Captain Jack Sparrow
CharityRackham Posted January 10, 2011 Posted January 10, 2011 1. <Smiles sheepishly back as she is going to find your weakness> My weakness? B.C.'s best export. (Chrispy is more than a name, its a lifestyle.) 2. Do remember there are mermen as well. If you had bothered to ask for the recipe, you would find that Mermen are more suited to stuffing with a pork roast as opposed to the maid, duck,hen. But thats not what you asked. No homophobia here. Mersausage, anyone? 3. I am not as frustrated a Captain as one would think. That statement alone implies an extreme amount in several areas. 5. Good day my dear Charlatan. Now.. As to the game.... I assume.... A good day to you fair maiden. And yes indeed back to ONE for TWO! 1. Really? Hmmmmm. 2. Mersausage would do fine. Know a good source? 3. Yes... And? 5. Fair Maiden? Why do you men not give my crew a lesson on talking to a lady? Lady is not a term used in my company much. Captain does nicely enough... I am rarely called lady on board anymore.. Unless they want something from.. Oh.. I see.... AH HA!! Captain will do nicely... Fresh water, for obvious reasons. Mainly because I couldn't come up with a cheeky reason to say salt water Corcked hat or knit cap? Corked. Keep sun off. Marooned on an island (bye bye) or simply pushed over board (Whoops)? Charity Ann Rackham Captain of the Jade Dragon Admiral of the Rackham Fleet British Columbia, Canada FaceBook (Christina Carr AKA Charity Ann Rackham - as well as a Jade Dragon Pirates page) Myspace (carrhunger is the personal one and Jadedragonpirates is the other) BCRF page is: http://www.bcrenfest.com Jade Dragon: http://www.jadedragonpirates.com May our ships pass peacefully in the night. Note I say nothing of the day.
Cannibal Chrispy Posted January 10, 2011 Posted January 10, 2011 (edited) CORKed? I believe what you want is...... COCKed. (This confusion may be the source of your frustration) Marooned, Preferably with a cute lil girly "Captain" that likes sausage. (I can have a tasty meal afterwards) In the hammock, or sprawled out on deck? Edited January 10, 2011 by Cannibal Chrispy Illustration courtesy of Patrick Hand, and his Pyrate Comix. To see comic in it's entirety, click below http://pyracy.com/index.php?showtopic=13374 All rights reserved.
peglegstrick Posted January 10, 2011 Posted January 10, 2011 (edited) In the Hammock.....Lots more confort ! Boarding ax or grapling hook? Edited January 10, 2011 by peglegstrick
Jas. Hook Posted January 10, 2011 Posted January 10, 2011 (edited) Boarding Ax... makes it easy to remove your grapple. Jas. Hook Better Adversaries: Bruce Willis vs Cybill Shepherd in Moonlighting or Cannibal Chrispy vs CharityRackham in PyracyPub Edited January 15, 2011 by Jas. Hook "Born on an island, live on an island... the sea has always been in my blood." Jas. Hook "You can't direct the wind . . . but . . . you can adjust the sails." "Don't eat the chickens with writing on their beaks." Governor Sawney
PLUNDERING PYLOS PARKER Posted January 10, 2011 Posted January 10, 2011 bruce and cybill, pictures are worth more onion bottle or case bottle
Captain McCool Posted January 11, 2011 Posted January 11, 2011 (edited) Onion bottle. I just like the uniqueness of the shape. King William or Queen Anne? (As for the above, yep, I meant "cocked!" Sorry! Dunno where that pesky "r" slipped in) Edited January 11, 2011 by Captain McCool Captain Jack McCool, landlocked pirate extraordinaire, Captain of the dreaded prairie schooner Ill Repute, etc. etc. ______________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ "That’s what a ship is, you know. It’s not just a keel, and a hull, and a deck, and sails. That’s what a ship needs. But what a ship is… what the Black Pearl really is… is freedom." -Captain Jack Sparrow
Iron Hand Posted January 11, 2011 Posted January 11, 2011 windward......................i would rather be in front than behind most pirates, especially in the morning! Good One That....... Iron Hand's Plunder Purveyor of Quality Goodes of questionable origins
Iron Hand Posted January 11, 2011 Posted January 11, 2011 Onion bottle. I just like the uniqueness of the shape. King William or Queen Anne? (As for the above, yep, I meant "cocked!" Sorry! Dunno where that pesky "r" slipped in) I dunno....Cased means there's probably 11 more.......King William.....I don't know why... muscatel or muskateer? Iron Hand's Plunder Purveyor of Quality Goodes of questionable origins
peglegstrick Posted January 11, 2011 Posted January 11, 2011 muscatel .......'ner could stand those little hats with the round ears! Oh you said muskateer not mousekateer. Rats Belayin' Pin or Grenadoes
Iron Hand Posted January 11, 2011 Posted January 11, 2011 muscatel .......'ner could stand those little hats with the round ears! Oh you said muskateer not mousekateer. Rats Belayin' Pin or Grenadoes Grenados.....make boom.....Yaarrrrrrrrrrr. whisps or poles? Iron Hand's Plunder Purveyor of Quality Goodes of questionable origins
PLUNDERING PYLOS PARKER Posted January 11, 2011 Posted January 11, 2011 whisps- fast movement over the seas, if yer refering to the wind.
PLUNDERING PYLOS PARKER Posted January 11, 2011 Posted January 11, 2011 smooth or rough (leather buckle shoes)
Jas. Hook Posted January 11, 2011 Posted January 11, 2011 Smooth leather Onboard or Overboard Jas. Hook "Born on an island, live on an island... the sea has always been in my blood." Jas. Hook "You can't direct the wind . . . but . . . you can adjust the sails." "Don't eat the chickens with writing on their beaks." Governor Sawney
peglegstrick Posted January 11, 2011 Posted January 11, 2011 Onboard..........overboards wet! Tavern or alley
Jas. Hook Posted January 12, 2011 Posted January 12, 2011 Hummmmm... Good question, Pegleg. Ones where it goes in the others where it goes out. I guess I'll go with Tavern. Jas. Hook Nor'easter or Hurricane "Born on an island, live on an island... the sea has always been in my blood." Jas. Hook "You can't direct the wind . . . but . . . you can adjust the sails." "Don't eat the chickens with writing on their beaks." Governor Sawney
PLUNDERING PYLOS PARKER Posted January 12, 2011 Posted January 12, 2011 hurricane- because i am tired of the cold weather and snow, travlin by sea is far more exciting, and maybe we will see hurricane plundering at sea!
PLUNDERING PYLOS PARKER Posted January 12, 2011 Posted January 12, 2011 commiting, mutiny or high treason?
Captain McCool Posted January 12, 2011 Posted January 12, 2011 (edited) Ooooh... toughy... Here's how I see it: treason's a grand thing and all, and your name will probably go down in the history books if it's properly executed. Hell, your hair-brained coup plot might even work, causing you to become the new ruler of Whateverland, whom people plot treason against. But that's just the thing - even if it succeeds, there's all manner of unpleasantness attached. Whereas Mutiny, well it's no very great thing in the eye of history (unless apparently the captain is William Bligh), but you've got plenty of room to escape, a ship of your own, all the rum you can drink (til it runs out at least), and the promise of an exciting new career! So yep, I'm going with mutiny. Okay, that being said... Shaved or bearded? Edited January 12, 2011 by Captain McCool Captain Jack McCool, landlocked pirate extraordinaire, Captain of the dreaded prairie schooner Ill Repute, etc. etc. ______________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ "That’s what a ship is, you know. It’s not just a keel, and a hull, and a deck, and sails. That’s what a ship needs. But what a ship is… what the Black Pearl really is… is freedom." -Captain Jack Sparrow
PLUNDERING PYLOS PARKER Posted January 12, 2011 Posted January 12, 2011 historicaly it was shaved to fit wigs that were powdered on the top, facial hair was also shaven as to be accpeted in society as a standard, but being a freeman and one who commits piracy acts upon others i would have to say bearded, as a difiance to society standards.
peglegstrick Posted January 12, 2011 Posted January 12, 2011 High treason.......this one - If a man do violate the king's companion, or the king's eldest daughter unmarried.......Sounds like fun!!! Burry your treasure or spend it wildly
Jas. Hook Posted January 12, 2011 Posted January 12, 2011 (edited) High Treason.... it sounds more nobel. Jas. Hook Powder Keg or Rum Keg Edited January 12, 2011 by Jas. Hook "Born on an island, live on an island... the sea has always been in my blood." Jas. Hook "You can't direct the wind . . . but . . . you can adjust the sails." "Don't eat the chickens with writing on their beaks." Governor Sawney
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