LadyBarbossa Posted April 13, 2010 Posted April 13, 2010 Hoist yo'r tankards high, mates! A mighty birthday wish for ye, Gunpowder Gertie! Old? Nay! Ye be a pirate! We all be 'round 300 years old, give or take a decade or few. But ye don't look a day over 30. May it be a piratically blessed day for ye. With what treasures and booty ye desire! ~Lady B Tempt Fate! an' toss 't all t' Hell!" "I'm completely innocent of whatever crime I've committed." The one, the only,... the infamous!
oderlesseye Posted April 13, 2010 Posted April 13, 2010 (edited) Well a big birthday wish for me sista in pyracy Gunpowder Gertie! ME hopes ye plunderin be prosperous! Edited April 13, 2010 by oderlesseye http://www.myspace.com/oderlesseyehttp://www.facebook....esseye?ref=nameHangin at Execution dock awaits. May yer Life be a long and joyous adventure in gettin there!As he was about to face the gallows there, the pirate is said to have tossed a sheaf of papers into the crowd, taunting his audience with these final words: "My treasure to he who can understand."
Gunpowder Gertie Posted April 13, 2010 Posted April 13, 2010 (edited) Aye- thankee fer the birthday wishes! I Figger I'll celebrate here at the Pub wi' me friends: Contemplate the significance o' another year older... Try an' escape piratical paddywhacks... an' appreciate the joy o' bein' a pirate! Edited April 13, 2010 by Gunpowder Gertie
j8ksdad Posted April 13, 2010 Posted April 13, 2010 Happy birthday Gertie! I'll eat when I'm hungry. I'll drink when I'm dry. If the hard times don't kill me I'll lay down and die. Rye whiskey! Rye whiskey! Rye whiskey I cry. If you don't give me rye whiskey, I surely will die.
Ransom Posted April 13, 2010 Posted April 13, 2010 Happy Birthday, Gertie. Hope your day is grand. ...schooners, islands, and maroons and buccaneers and buried gold... You can do everything right, strictly according to procedure, on the ocean, and it'll still kill you. But if you're a good navigator, a least you'll know where you were when you died.......From The Ship Killer by Justin Scott. "Well, that's just maddeningly unhelpful."....Captain Jack Sparrow Found in the Ruins — Unique Jewelry Found in the Ruins — Personal Blog
Red Cat Jenny Posted April 13, 2010 Posted April 13, 2010 A most Happy Natal Day lass! Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.... Her reputation was her livelihood. I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice! My inner voice sometimes has an accent! My wont? A delicious rip in time...
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