Captn HacknSlash Posted February 9, 2010 Share Posted February 9, 2010 (edited) OL' BLACK JACK SNUCK ASHORE IN A PICKEL BARRELL AND A NEW NAME BUT HERE I AM! Edited February 9, 2010 by Captn HacknSlash Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matty Bottles Posted February 9, 2010 Share Posted February 9, 2010 Why, is this Black jack Shallaq? "The time was when ships passing one another at sea backed their topsails and had a 'gam,' and on parting fired guns; but those good old days have gone. People have hardly time nowadays to speak even on the broad ocean, where news is news, and as for a salute of guns, they cannot afford the powder. There are no poetry-enshrined freighters on the sea now; it is a prosy life when we have no time to bid one another good morning." - Capt. Joshua Slocum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captn HacknSlash Posted February 9, 2010 Author Share Posted February 9, 2010 (edited) Why, is this Black jack Shallaq? Aye laddy! tis' I the short n' da tall!The forum had me marooned but I got away from that blasted spit of n' island! I'm wound up n' ready ta slit throats or gut any salt from stem ta stern! AAAARRRRRRRR!!!! Edited February 9, 2010 by Captn HacknSlash Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oderlesseye Posted February 9, 2010 Share Posted February 9, 2010 Captn HacknSlash welcome back says eye! http://www.myspace.com/oderlesseyehttp://www.facebook....esseye?ref=nameHangin at Execution dock awaits. May yer Life be a long and joyous adventure in gettin there!As he was about to face the gallows there, the pirate is said to have tossed a sheaf of papers into the crowd, taunting his audience with these final words: "My treasure to he who can understand." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 10, 2010 Share Posted February 10, 2010 Why Captn HacknSlash (wink-wink )... Why... I though ye was dead... Somethin' ter do with a Govonor... well... with th' Governor's wife... somethin' like that ... didn't catch alla th' details bout that one.... an' some buried treasure.... and lots of rum (parts of th' story, do get kinda confusin' (but if ye drink 'nough rum, they kinda make sence.... or somethin' like that....) Aaargh... welcome back. Oh yeah... not necessarily a face lift, but Stynky did spring fer a few cans of paint..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ransom Posted February 10, 2010 Share Posted February 10, 2010 Hmmm, I heard ye was marooned — that mighta been over the Governor's wife affair Patrick mentioned. Guess ye musta found a couple of sea turtles an escaped, eh? Welcome back...an, try not ta steal the silverware. It took Stynky forever to "acquire" it for the grand reopening of Pub, and he might have to pawn it later to keep things running. ...schooners, islands, and maroons and buccaneers and buried gold... You can do everything right, strictly according to procedure, on the ocean, and it'll still kill you. But if you're a good navigator, a least you'll know where you were when you died.......From The Ship Killer by Justin Scott. "Well, that's just maddeningly unhelpful."....Captain Jack Sparrow Found in the Ruins — Unique Jewelry Found in the Ruins — Personal Blog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captn HacknSlash Posted February 10, 2010 Author Share Posted February 10, 2010 (edited) Hmmm, I heard ye was marooned — that mighta been over the Governor's wife affair Patrick mentioned. Guess ye musta found a couple of sea turtles an escaped, eh? Welcome back...an, try not ta steal the silverware. It took Stynky forever to "acquire" it for the grand reopening of Pub, and he might have to pawn it later to keep things running. If da governess wasn't so blasted noisey wit all dat moanin' n' OOOn' & Ahhh'n I wouldn't 'ave been starin' at her husbands gallows, n' THAT"S A FACT! However the lovely lady swooned 'er hubby & marooned me ta a sand bar (and it t'was happy hour too)! Edited February 10, 2010 by Captn HacknSlash Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captn HacknSlash Posted February 10, 2010 Author Share Posted February 10, 2010 (edited) Hmmm, I heard ye was marooned that mighta been over the Governor's wife affair Patrick mentioned. Guess ye musta found a couple of sea turtles an escaped, eh? Welcome back...an, try not ta steal the silverware. It took Stynky forever to "acquire" it for the grand reopening of Pub, and he might have to pawn it later to keep things running. If da governess wasn't so blasted noisey wit all dat moanin' n' OOOn' & Ahhh'n I wouldn't 'ave been starin' at her husbands gallows, n' THAT"S A FACT! However the lovely lady swooned 'er hubby & marooned me ta a sand bar (and it t'was happy hour too)! I WOULD USE ME REAL NAME "BLACK JACK SHALAQ" (I sees it's still active) BUT I FERGOT ME SECRET HAND SHAKE Edited February 10, 2010 by Captn HacknSlash Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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