Captain Robert Darksoul Posted December 29, 2009 Posted December 29, 2009 Just watched the worst pirate movie ever a B movie romp called "Pirate camp" with Corbin Bernsun as the lead seadog
Quartermaster James Posted December 29, 2009 Posted December 29, 2009 Just watched the worst pirate movie ever a B movie romp called "Pirate camp" with Corbin Bernsun as the lead seadog Worse than Curse of Pirate Death? Inconceivable!
PoD Posted December 30, 2009 Posted December 30, 2009 surely not worse than Pirates of Treasure Island. The acting was so bad in that I started to think i had downloaded a soft porn film by mistake ...and then I discovered the wine...
Old Crow Posted December 30, 2009 Posted December 30, 2009 Oh, No, it simply could not be as bad as The Pirate Movie (1982) Starring: Kristy McNichol, Christopher Atkins could it? Old Crow Involuntary Marine Acquisitions Specialist
Captain Robert Darksoul Posted December 30, 2009 Author Posted December 30, 2009 Bad as all of them and worse and was a kids movie to boot with bad costuming and acting lol
Matty Bottles Posted December 30, 2009 Posted December 30, 2009 Bad as all of them and worse and was a kids movie to boot with bad costuming and acting lol Ummm... have you seen curse of pirate death? "The time was when ships passing one another at sea backed their topsails and had a 'gam,' and on parting fired guns; but those good old days have gone. People have hardly time nowadays to speak even on the broad ocean, where news is news, and as for a salute of guns, they cannot afford the powder. There are no poetry-enshrined freighters on the sea now; it is a prosy life when we have no time to bid one another good morning." - Capt. Joshua Slocum
MarkG Posted December 31, 2009 Posted December 31, 2009 surely not worse than Pirates of Treasure Island. The acting was so bad in that I started to think i had downloaded a soft porn film by mistake Pirates of Treasure Island ran low on money half way through so they fired most of the cast and dressed up the crew as pirates. Mark
William Brand Posted January 14, 2010 Posted January 14, 2010 Too bad to watch at all or just bad enough to watch and laugh alot with the right people?
Quartermaster James Posted January 15, 2010 Posted January 15, 2010 OMG! Somebody's actually uploaded this crap! The Curse of Pirate Death You were warned!!! But, if ye need be warned agin: go to the site of the production company: Sterling Entertainment, and be greeted by their catch phrase: You Can Make A Movie Too!
callenish gunner Posted January 15, 2010 Posted January 15, 2010 (edited) Watched that silly mess .....you're right it is pretty awful ....even if the title character is our own Mitch Toles-Mad Eye Mitch and also had Roger the Red-Brant Johnson as one of the pirates and I think a couple of the girls in the film have also posted here a while back :( Maybe this why few if any of them still post Edited January 15, 2010 by callenish gunner
Quartermaster James Posted January 15, 2010 Posted January 15, 2010 Sorry. No offense meant. Just seems to come natural to me.
callenish gunner Posted January 16, 2010 Posted January 16, 2010 QJ no offense taken but it is a real stinker ...one should have at the very least a bushel of rotten tomatoes for that one!!!:(
Morgan Dreadlocke Posted January 28, 2010 Posted January 28, 2010 Treasure Island Kids; The Pirates of Treasure Island. Starrin' Randy Quaid. Tis tough ta even think on it wi'out heavin' supper overboard. Makes the Adam West "Batman the Movie" pirates look good. PIRATES! Because ye can't do epic shyte wi' normal people.
Capt. Sterling Posted January 29, 2010 Posted January 29, 2010 (edited) OMG! Somebody's actually uploaded this crap! The Curse of Pirate Death You were warned!!! But, if ye need be warned agin: go to the site of the production company: Sterling Entertainment, and be greeted by their catch phrase: You Can Make A Movie Too! HORRORS...ACK MY EYE... MY EARS!!!! Where do I post the disclaimer that, that Sterling is in no way, shape or form even remotely related... Edited January 29, 2010 by Capt. Sterling "I being shot through the left cheek, the bullet striking away great part of my upper jaw, and several teeth which dropt down the deck where I fell... I was forced to write what I would say to prevent the loss of blood, and because of the pain I suffered by speaking."~ Woodes Rogers Crewe of the Archangel http://jcsterlingcptarchang.wix.com/creweofthearchangel# http://creweofthearchangel.wordpress.com/
Cannibal Chrispy Posted January 30, 2010 Posted January 30, 2010 That reaches a new high in low. Illustration courtesy of Patrick Hand, and his Pyrate Comix. To see comic in it's entirety, click below http://pyracy.com/index.php?showtopic=13374 All rights reserved.
BlackStephan Posted March 3, 2011 Posted March 3, 2011 OMG! Somebody's actually uploaded this crap! The Curse of Pirate Death You were warned!!! ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhh does this thing reek. Wow. Makes Cutthroat Island look like Henry V.
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