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Worst Pirate Movie EVER


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Bad as all of them and worse and was a kids movie to boot with bad costuming and acting lol

Ummm... have you seen curse of pirate death?

"The time was when ships passing one another at sea backed their topsails and had a 'gam,' and on parting fired guns; but those good old days have gone. People have hardly time nowadays to speak even on the broad ocean, where news is news, and as for a salute of guns, they cannot afford the powder. There are no poetry-enshrined freighters on the sea now; it is a prosy life when we have no time to bid one another good morning."

- Capt. Joshua Slocum

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surely not worse than Pirates of Treasure Island. The acting was so bad in that I started to think i had downloaded a soft porn film by mistake

Pirates of Treasure Island ran low on money half way through so they fired most of the cast and dressed up the crew as pirates.

Mark

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Watched that silly mess .....you're right it is pretty awful ....even if the title character is our own Mitch Toles-Mad Eye Mitch and also had Roger the Red-Brant Johnson as one of the pirates and I think a couple of the girls in the film have also posted here a while back :( :( :( Maybe this why few if any of them still post :(

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OMG!

Somebody's actually uploaded this crap!

The Curse of Pirate Death

You were warned!!!

But, if ye need be warned agin: go to the site of the production company: Sterling Entertainment, and be greeted by their catch phrase: You Can Make A Movie Too!

HORRORS...ACK MY EYE... MY EARS!!!!

Where do I post the disclaimer that, that Sterling is in no way, shape or form even remotely related...

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"I being shot through the left cheek, the bullet striking away great part of my upper jaw, and several teeth which dropt down the deck where I fell... I was forced to write what I would say to prevent the loss of blood, and because of the pain I suffered by speaking."~ Woodes Rogers

Crewe of the Archangel

http://jcsterlingcptarchang.wix.com/creweofthearchangel#

http://creweofthearchangel.wordpress.com/

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