Who's up fer puttin the boot in?

[Red Bess]

*gets up from table where she and Merrydeath have been eating chow mein and drinking hot rum*

Ah, looks like the fightin' is over and the drunken singin' is startin' (at least fer some o' us)

*warbling off key*

Farewell and adieu to you Spanish ladies

*gets all choked up, mercifully stops singing*

*sob* I luv ya guys.

[imadrunkenpirate]

I be feeling cheery t'night.. drinks are on me fer a full round when yer through fighting.

Cabinlass Maggie

[Sjöröveren]

What to do, what to do. That be a helluva choice, keep fightin or a free round. I must be gettin ta be an old softie, fer I cants punch a lass in the face just fer the fun of it. An seein as Red Bess has come ta her wits an stopped singin, I'll lead the next chorus. An I'll take a draught o that rum ye be pouring, Maggie me dear.

I am a Sailor, Stout and Bold

Long time I've ploughed the Ocean.

I've fought for King and Country too

For Honor and Promotion

I said "My brother Sailors, I bid thee adieu

No more will I go to the Sea with you

I'll travel the Country through and through

And I'll be a Rambling Sailor!"

[Rosalinda]

I AM A PIRATE.

It says so on my flag pole.

I added Jolly Roger decals to my ski boots today.

I have a Jolly Roger patch on my ski jacket.

I have a Jolly Roger decal on my car.

I will plunder the Black Diamonds of Copper Mountain by the week's end.

I AM A PIRATE.

[MinRat]

Wha? Sounds like some seal got lose in the pub and is choking on a fish.