DeadMenTellNoTales Posted February 5, 2004 Share Posted February 5, 2004 ::she hopes off to EP's back and wlakes up casually to Jack. she smiled to him:: ello poppet. :: she then punched him hard in the stomach and kneed him in the gods.:: yah loaded eh? When all else fails.......do a lil' jig Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosalinda Posted February 5, 2004 Share Posted February 5, 2004 HEY! Any of ya pond guppys wanna get thar knoggens cracked open, Ol' Black Jack's all wound up n' sweaty! Step right up mates! Black Jack Alright, Black Jack. I'm in the mood for a couple of black eyes, a broken nose, and a bloody lip. While you're at it, knock a few teeth out, if you don't mind. Go on, hit me with your best shot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Pirata Posted February 5, 2004 Share Posted February 5, 2004 HEY! Any of ya pond guppys wanna get thar knoggens cracked open, Ol' Black Jack's all wound up n' sweaty! Step right up mates! Black Jack Ya wanna throw down there, GUPPY? Pushing the limits means getting out of my comfort zone and giving more when I don't think I have any left. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the Royaliste Posted February 5, 2004 Share Posted February 5, 2004 'NA-NA-NA,NA-NA!!!!!'..*Sticks out...... 'ere's lookin' at ye, boys!........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imadrunkenpirate Posted February 5, 2004 Share Posted February 5, 2004 HAHA I LOVE the picture! nice ship too! C.Maggie It'll be the rope's end for that one, me bucko. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyLeigh Posted February 5, 2004 Share Posted February 5, 2004 -sits on a chair and falls off- Are you sure you 'aven't been drinken any rum Maggie? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merrydeath Posted February 5, 2004 Share Posted February 5, 2004 gets the fire hose out an smacks all o them off ther feet with tha high pressure water.. knocks Maggie off her chair too. Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST: http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Bess Posted February 5, 2004 Share Posted February 5, 2004 *gets to her feet, dripping wet* Hoooowhee! That was refreshin'! *looking around* Where'd my chow mein go? Ladies in Scarlet: Piratical Art and Accessories Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeadMenTellNoTales Posted February 5, 2004 Share Posted February 5, 2004 ::leans over and picks up a soggy bowl of what used to be chow mein.:: ere it is lass..... When all else fails.......do a lil' jig Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merrydeath Posted February 5, 2004 Share Posted February 5, 2004 Damn.. i love chow mein.. Okay, I'll stand ya a bowl of it, Red.... arm rassle ya for it? Gets her short pike under the table to make sure she wins. (note to male pirates. arm rassling does not have the need of the removal of clothes in anyway, nor does it require pudding, creamed corn, or oil in any way) Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST: http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeadMenTellNoTales Posted February 5, 2004 Share Posted February 5, 2004 yah want tah be arm rassling me, lass? When all else fails.......do a lil' jig Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sjöröveren Posted February 5, 2004 Author Share Posted February 5, 2004 ::leans over and picks up a soggy bowl of what used to be chow mein.:: ere it is lass..... If that be chow mein, then clearly you have never been to Singapore! the Fool's Gold Pirates Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merrydeath Posted February 6, 2004 Share Posted February 6, 2004 Well, DMTNT, I was askin the fair lass with the firey hair, but iffen you think ya want to be treatin me to a bowl of chow mein.. your on! gets into postition fer a rassle, arms lined up, wrists together, and GO! Merryd gets started early wit a good haul.. then DMTNT gets a second wind.. ( oooo chili fer lunch??) and starts to get her keel over. Merry decides not lose, uses the short pike, clunks DMTNT on tha snozzz, and wins by a nose. A bowl o chow it is!! (Never been to Singapore, at least not sobr enough to know.) Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST: http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Bess Posted February 6, 2004 Share Posted February 6, 2004 Hold on there! I'll arm rassle ya both!! Ya want me to use me regular arm or the one with......THE HOOK!!? (Just kidding -- it be my new Pampered Chef pasta server) (note to male pirates. arm rassling does not have the need of the removal of clothes in anyway, nor does it require pudding, creamed corn, or oil in any way) This means you, Sjöröveren, 'cause I know what you be thinking. And I know ye HAVE been to Singapore! Ladies in Scarlet: Piratical Art and Accessories Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLACK JACK SHALAQ Posted February 6, 2004 Share Posted February 6, 2004 ::she hopes off to EP's back and wlakes up casually to Jack. she smiled to him:: ello poppet. :: she then punched him hard in the stomach and kneed him in the gods.:: yah loaded eh? Har Har Har! That felt good lassie! If I weren't so busy stompin' swabs into da deck, I'd 'ave ya's do it again! >>Black Jack picks up da taverns HOG HEAD" n' throws it at EP<<. "This rounds on me mate"!! BJS YER ANKLES WILL LOOK LOVELY BEHIND YER EARS LASSIE! HAR! HAR! HAR! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLACK JACK SHALAQ Posted February 6, 2004 Share Posted February 6, 2004 HEY! Any of ya pond guppys wanna get thar knoggens cracked open, Ol' Black Jack's all wound up n' sweaty! Step right up mates! Black Jack Alright, Black Jack. I'm in the mood for a couple of black eyes, a broken nose, and a bloody lip. While you're at it, knock a few teeth out, if you don't mind. Go on, hit me with your best shot. Rosa Baby! Ol' Black Jack can't hit ya's til' the lady hits me first! >>> Black Jack hands Rosa a club and graciously lowers his head n' sticks his neck out<<< Have at it puddin', Black Jack YER ANKLES WILL LOOK LOVELY BEHIND YER EARS LASSIE! HAR! HAR! HAR! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosalinda Posted February 6, 2004 Share Posted February 6, 2004 YEA! Okay, hang on, Black Jack Shalaq !! Here we go... BOINKA BASH WHACK THOMP SMACK POW FWOMP BOINK KERFLUMP *blood and teeth fly* wOw! That had to hurt! Okay, your turn !!! *hand club to Black Jack Shalaq, lowers head onto bar for solid support* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosalinda Posted February 6, 2004 Share Posted February 6, 2004 Oh! Wait a dang minute! I just realized something. I forgot. *Grabs BJS by his hair... scratch that... he has no hair. Grabs BJS by the back of his head and slams his nose into my knee, causing a 'knee-jerk reaction' sending my foot into his 'family jewels'.* Thar. I think I'm done now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLACK JACK SHALAQ Posted February 7, 2004 Share Posted February 7, 2004 Oh! Wait a dang minute! I just realized something.I forgot. *Grabs BJS by his hair... scratch that... he has no hair. Grabs BJS by the back of his head and slams his nose into my knee, causing a 'knee-jerk reaction' sending my foot into his 'family jewels'.* Thar. I think I'm done now. >>>Heavy pantin' n' anguish on Black Jack's part<<< "OWWWWW"! >>Black Jack struggles to his feet not knowin' which lump ta rub first<< >>He closes one side of his nose n' blows a snot rocket of blood on the floor then spits out a tooth then looks at Rosalinda n' smirks<< "Okay Lassie...now it's my turn"! >>He grabs Rosalinda by her waist n' bends her over the tavern table n' pulls her breeches down<< "Yer toes will curl n' yer knees are gonna buckle lass, so let the table hold ya up"! OH YEAH BABY! BJS YER ANKLES WILL LOOK LOVELY BEHIND YER EARS LASSIE! HAR! HAR! HAR! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sjöröveren Posted February 7, 2004 Author Share Posted February 7, 2004 I be enjoyin the floor show so much I right forgot bout fightin! I think I'll jus be settin and watchin whilst me breeches dry. Oh, bugger! I ain't wearin' no breeches... the Fool's Gold Pirates Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darkthing Posted February 7, 2004 Share Posted February 7, 2004 Floor show indeed! This fight's been goin' on fer a week now... see, it's Friday night again! Really the best thing about bar fights is the watchin'. Throwin' punches is liable to get ye a bloody nose in return, and that makes tastin' the rum a wee bit hard. Worse yet, fightin' can get you banned from yer favorite drinkin' establishment (if the proprieter takes a dim eye to such rabblerousin'). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest barnacle_bill_the_sailor Posted February 7, 2004 Share Posted February 7, 2004 Hmmmmm (says me with a grin as I rub me chin).....now that be a fine way to ease into a sweet medley of songs! :) Barnacle Bill The sailor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Pirata Posted February 7, 2004 Share Posted February 7, 2004 Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life fer me... Pushing the limits means getting out of my comfort zone and giving more when I don't think I have any left. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeadMenTellNoTales Posted February 8, 2004 Share Posted February 8, 2004 ::she blinks to jack...:: ..men will be boys:: she shrugged and went back to EP.:: ello again...thought we might put some use back inta that saddle, savey? When all else fails.......do a lil' jig Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imadrunkenpirate Posted February 8, 2004 Share Posted February 8, 2004 Floor show indeed! This fight's been goin' on fer a week now... see, it's Friday night again!Really the best thing about bar fights is the watchin'. Throwin' punches is liable to get ye a bloody nose in return, and that makes tastin' the rum a wee bit hard. Worse yet, fightin' can get you banned from yer favorite drinkin' establishment (if the proprieter takes a dim eye to such rabblerousin'). Aye.. I be admitting... I already dumped me share o' rum over the heads of enough pirates in this fight... I think I be sitting on the sidelines and watching the bloody fight. Cabinlass Maggie It'll be the rope's end for that one, me bucko. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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