Sjöröveren Posted January 31, 2004 Share Posted January 31, 2004 It be Friday night, an there be nothin' I like better on a Friday night than bloodyin me mates noses and havin me teeth kicked in by me mates! No malice or harsh words. Just fists and feet flyin free! Afterwards we'll all gather round and sing mournful songs to absent friends, propose marriage to each other, and gush praises bout what great scrappers we be. I'll tap the first keg and throw the first punch. Take that, who e'er ye be! the Fool's Gold Pirates Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darkthing Posted January 31, 2004 Share Posted January 31, 2004 Aye, it's been a mite quiet around this pub a long time. Hav'n't seen a good brawl in many a moon. Fact of it is, I don' spar so much as I did in my younger days. This settlin' down to home port doesn't leave much time for knockin' heads. Aye, tonight me mate's workin' a night shift, and I could use a bit a' rowdiness. Jus' fer old time's sake, ye understand. With four drinks under me belt, I'm feelin' no pain! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Bess Posted February 3, 2004 Share Posted February 3, 2004 Aw right, Sjöröveren, I'll fight wit ya (even though I can do that anytime -- it's more fun this way!) *slap* Curse ya for breathin' ya slack-jawed idiot! Take that, ye scruvy son-of-a-seahorse. Ladies in Scarlet: Piratical Art and Accessories Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imadrunkenpirate Posted February 3, 2004 Share Posted February 3, 2004 *slap* Curse ya for breathin' ya slack-jawed idiot! Take that, ye scruvy son-of-a-seahorse. aye.. sound good. I be goin fer the more *peaceful* effect. -throws rum on you- -gasp- did i just do that? It'll be the rope's end for that one, me bucko. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Bess Posted February 3, 2004 Share Posted February 3, 2004 No malice or harsh words. Oh, sorry about the slack-jaw thing. From now on, it's it's purely physical. *kicks him in the shins* Ow! Me foot! Ladies in Scarlet: Piratical Art and Accessories Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Pirata Posted February 3, 2004 Share Posted February 3, 2004 I been in a scrap or three, who's next? Pushing the limits means getting out of my comfort zone and giving more when I don't think I have any left. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merrydeath Posted February 3, 2004 Share Posted February 3, 2004 *feels a smack to her backside, and Maggie wit a sly smile on her face.. * Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST: http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt. Morgan Posted February 3, 2004 Share Posted February 3, 2004 A group of wise men once said, "You've gotta fight for your right... TO PAR-TY!!!" Touche' Ship's Marksman & Crab Fiend Pyrates of the Coast "All the skill in the world goes out the window if an angel pisses in the flintlock of your musket." "Florida points like a guiding thumb, To the southern isles of rumba and rum, To the mystery cities and haunted seas, Of the Spanish Main and the Caribbees..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyLeigh Posted February 3, 2004 Share Posted February 3, 2004 Maggie, did you just throw good rum on someone...the stuffs fer drinken Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
endkaos Posted February 3, 2004 Share Posted February 3, 2004 I'd fight with you, Sjöröveren...been fuming for one for days. endkaos grabs Sjöröveren by the hair, gives him a big kiss and then slams his head into the table. ~Tori Like any unmanned ship, a novice sailor will eventually steer into the wind and then in circles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeadMenTellNoTales Posted February 3, 2004 Share Posted February 3, 2004 ::she walks into the pub:: ello ello.....fightin without meh eh? :: walks up to El Pirata and kisses him on the lips then punches him in the stomach.:: there yah go!! When all else fails.......do a lil' jig Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Pirata Posted February 3, 2004 Share Posted February 3, 2004 Yeah baby... I see ye be likin it rough too. *gets saddle and jumper cables* Pushing the limits means getting out of my comfort zone and giving more when I don't think I have any left. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeadMenTellNoTales Posted February 3, 2004 Share Posted February 3, 2004 i beh likin it real rough.:: she takes out her sword and slashes the cable cords and runs off with them:: yah will neva get rough with meh! :: she thorws the cords at him.:: but i will get rough with you!:: she sheths her sword and pushes him:: When all else fails.......do a lil' jig Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeadMenTellNoTales Posted February 3, 2004 Share Posted February 3, 2004 :: she took the saddle and mounted it onto him and strapped it on:: hah!! ::she jumped onto his back and she got him to his knees.:: no go!! When all else fails.......do a lil' jig Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Pirata Posted February 3, 2004 Share Posted February 3, 2004 Oh yeah baby, just like that... Pushing the limits means getting out of my comfort zone and giving more when I don't think I have any left. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosalinda Posted February 3, 2004 Share Posted February 3, 2004 Hey! Count me in! *smack* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Pirata Posted February 4, 2004 Share Posted February 4, 2004 Oh yeah, make it hurt baby... Again??? Pushing the limits means getting out of my comfort zone and giving more when I don't think I have any left. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosalinda Posted February 4, 2004 Share Posted February 4, 2004 *picks up a bar stool by one leg and cracks it over EP's head* C R A C K Feels good, doesn't it ??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sjöröveren Posted February 4, 2004 Author Share Posted February 4, 2004 Well, I don't rightly know if it were Bess's kick in the shins, endkaos's kiss or Maggie's splash o' rhum, but it be Tuesday night and I seem t'have passed out three days ago. I can smell meself even over the stench of all of ye here, and I seem ta be sittin in a puddle o chicken chow mein. At least I hope it be chow mein. - - - Nay, I tasted it, I'm not even sure that it be chicken, cos it don' taste like no chicken. the Fool's Gold Pirates Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
endkaos Posted February 4, 2004 Share Posted February 4, 2004 Oh, blasted...Sjöröveren has been knocked out cold. Oh well, let's have some rum, shall we? ~Tori Like any unmanned ship, a novice sailor will eventually steer into the wind and then in circles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imadrunkenpirate Posted February 4, 2004 Share Posted February 4, 2004 I wasted good rum that I can't be drinkin' anyhow! ARRRRRR It'll be the rope's end for that one, me bucko. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the Royaliste Posted February 4, 2004 Share Posted February 4, 2004 *Catches flyin' rum bottle* Screw usin' the furniture!!! "PIRATE"!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeadMenTellNoTales Posted February 4, 2004 Share Posted February 4, 2004 :: she kicks EP hard in the ribs for him to go. she smiled and clicked her mouth and trated him like a horse.:: giddy-up, poppet When all else fails.......do a lil' jig Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLACK JACK SHALAQ Posted February 4, 2004 Share Posted February 4, 2004 HEY! Any of ya pond guppys wanna get thar knoggens cracked open, Ol' Black Jack's all wound up n' sweaty! Step right up mates! Black Jack YER ANKLES WILL LOOK LOVELY BEHIND YER EARS LASSIE! HAR! HAR! HAR! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imadrunkenpirate Posted February 4, 2004 Share Posted February 4, 2004 -sits on a chair and falls off- It'll be the rope's end for that one, me bucko. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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