Sjöröveren Posted January 31, 2004 Posted January 31, 2004 It be Friday night, an there be nothin' I like better on a Friday night than bloodyin me mates noses and havin me teeth kicked in by me mates! No malice or harsh words. Just fists and feet flyin free! Afterwards we'll all gather round and sing mournful songs to absent friends, propose marriage to each other, and gush praises bout what great scrappers we be. I'll tap the first keg and throw the first punch. Take that, who e'er ye be! the Fool's Gold Pirates
darkthing Posted January 31, 2004 Posted January 31, 2004 Aye, it's been a mite quiet around this pub a long time. Hav'n't seen a good brawl in many a moon. Fact of it is, I don' spar so much as I did in my younger days. This settlin' down to home port doesn't leave much time for knockin' heads. Aye, tonight me mate's workin' a night shift, and I could use a bit a' rowdiness. Jus' fer old time's sake, ye understand. With four drinks under me belt, I'm feelin' no pain!
Red Bess Posted February 3, 2004 Posted February 3, 2004 Aw right, Sjöröveren, I'll fight wit ya (even though I can do that anytime -- it's more fun this way!) *slap* Curse ya for breathin' ya slack-jawed idiot! Take that, ye scruvy son-of-a-seahorse. Ladies in Scarlet: Piratical Art and Accessories
imadrunkenpirate Posted February 3, 2004 Posted February 3, 2004 *slap* Curse ya for breathin' ya slack-jawed idiot! Take that, ye scruvy son-of-a-seahorse. aye.. sound good. I be goin fer the more *peaceful* effect. -throws rum on you- -gasp- did i just do that? It'll be the rope's end for that one, me bucko.
Red Bess Posted February 3, 2004 Posted February 3, 2004 No malice or harsh words. Oh, sorry about the slack-jaw thing. From now on, it's it's purely physical. *kicks him in the shins* Ow! Me foot! Ladies in Scarlet: Piratical Art and Accessories
El Pirata Posted February 3, 2004 Posted February 3, 2004 I been in a scrap or three, who's next? Pushing the limits means getting out of my comfort zone and giving more when I don't think I have any left.
Merrydeath Posted February 3, 2004 Posted February 3, 2004 *feels a smack to her backside, and Maggie wit a sly smile on her face.. * Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST: http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook!
Capt. Morgan Posted February 3, 2004 Posted February 3, 2004 A group of wise men once said, "You've gotta fight for your right... TO PAR-TY!!!" Touche' Ship's Marksman & Crab Fiend Pyrates of the Coast "All the skill in the world goes out the window if an angel pisses in the flintlock of your musket." "Florida points like a guiding thumb, To the southern isles of rumba and rum, To the mystery cities and haunted seas, Of the Spanish Main and the Caribbees..."
LadyLeigh Posted February 3, 2004 Posted February 3, 2004 Maggie, did you just throw good rum on someone...the stuffs fer drinken
endkaos Posted February 3, 2004 Posted February 3, 2004 I'd fight with you, Sjöröveren...been fuming for one for days. endkaos grabs Sjöröveren by the hair, gives him a big kiss and then slams his head into the table. ~Tori Like any unmanned ship, a novice sailor will eventually steer into the wind and then in circles.
DeadMenTellNoTales Posted February 3, 2004 Posted February 3, 2004 ::she walks into the pub:: ello ello.....fightin without meh eh? :: walks up to El Pirata and kisses him on the lips then punches him in the stomach.:: there yah go!! When all else fails.......do a lil' jig
El Pirata Posted February 3, 2004 Posted February 3, 2004 Yeah baby... I see ye be likin it rough too. *gets saddle and jumper cables* Pushing the limits means getting out of my comfort zone and giving more when I don't think I have any left.
DeadMenTellNoTales Posted February 3, 2004 Posted February 3, 2004 i beh likin it real rough.:: she takes out her sword and slashes the cable cords and runs off with them:: yah will neva get rough with meh! :: she thorws the cords at him.:: but i will get rough with you!:: she sheths her sword and pushes him:: When all else fails.......do a lil' jig
DeadMenTellNoTales Posted February 3, 2004 Posted February 3, 2004 :: she took the saddle and mounted it onto him and strapped it on:: hah!! ::she jumped onto his back and she got him to his knees.:: no go!! When all else fails.......do a lil' jig
El Pirata Posted February 3, 2004 Posted February 3, 2004 Oh yeah baby, just like that... Pushing the limits means getting out of my comfort zone and giving more when I don't think I have any left.
El Pirata Posted February 4, 2004 Posted February 4, 2004 Oh yeah, make it hurt baby... Again??? Pushing the limits means getting out of my comfort zone and giving more when I don't think I have any left.
Rosalinda Posted February 4, 2004 Posted February 4, 2004 *picks up a bar stool by one leg and cracks it over EP's head* C R A C K Feels good, doesn't it ???
Sjöröveren Posted February 4, 2004 Author Posted February 4, 2004 Well, I don't rightly know if it were Bess's kick in the shins, endkaos's kiss or Maggie's splash o' rhum, but it be Tuesday night and I seem t'have passed out three days ago. I can smell meself even over the stench of all of ye here, and I seem ta be sittin in a puddle o chicken chow mein. At least I hope it be chow mein. - - - Nay, I tasted it, I'm not even sure that it be chicken, cos it don' taste like no chicken. the Fool's Gold Pirates
endkaos Posted February 4, 2004 Posted February 4, 2004 Oh, blasted...Sjöröveren has been knocked out cold. Oh well, let's have some rum, shall we? ~Tori Like any unmanned ship, a novice sailor will eventually steer into the wind and then in circles.
imadrunkenpirate Posted February 4, 2004 Posted February 4, 2004 I wasted good rum that I can't be drinkin' anyhow! ARRRRRR It'll be the rope's end for that one, me bucko.
the Royaliste Posted February 4, 2004 Posted February 4, 2004 *Catches flyin' rum bottle* Screw usin' the furniture!!! "PIRATE"!!
DeadMenTellNoTales Posted February 4, 2004 Posted February 4, 2004 :: she kicks EP hard in the ribs for him to go. she smiled and clicked her mouth and trated him like a horse.:: giddy-up, poppet When all else fails.......do a lil' jig
BLACK JACK SHALAQ Posted February 4, 2004 Posted February 4, 2004 HEY! Any of ya pond guppys wanna get thar knoggens cracked open, Ol' Black Jack's all wound up n' sweaty! Step right up mates! Black Jack YER ANKLES WILL LOOK LOVELY BEHIND YER EARS LASSIE! HAR! HAR! HAR!
imadrunkenpirate Posted February 4, 2004 Posted February 4, 2004 -sits on a chair and falls off- It'll be the rope's end for that one, me bucko.
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