Badger Posted October 23, 2009 Posted October 23, 2009 So, what be the criteria fer decidin' what yer crew status is? I am a newbie on this island, and that no doubt qualifies me as lowlife . An that be right an' proper. (The very fact that I have to ASK this question no doubt confirms my bilge-rattiness indeed!). What leads me tae ask, is that I see in some cases, folks who been h'yar fer YEARS, an' are still squeakin' in ratliness. So, is it number o' posts? Known pirate accomplishments? A vote by committee? Badgers EAT rats, an' I'm lookin' tae know that my time as one will someday end. Otherwise, someone is gettin' keelhauled!
Iron Bess Posted October 23, 2009 Posted October 23, 2009 Gird yer loins mate.... It be the number of posts. Well, you may not realize it but your looking at the remains of what was once a very handsome woman!
Badger Posted October 23, 2009 Author Posted October 23, 2009 Thank'ee, Iron Bess. Now I knows. My loins be girded....comin' at ye all! Out cutlasses an' prepare ta' be boarded..., an' swamped! Mostly just kiddin', I will try not tae be annoyin'! My ambition be tae be a "deck swabber" right quick-like, though!
Mission Posted October 23, 2009 Posted October 23, 2009 (You are either a skull or a non-skull. Everything else is irrelevant.) B) Mycroft: "My brother has the brain of a scientist or a philosopher, yet he elects to be a detective. What might we deduce about his heart?" John: "I don't know." Mycroft: "Neither do I. But initially he wanted to be a pirate."
Badger Posted October 23, 2009 Author Posted October 23, 2009 Some have called me a "numb-skull" (and most of them ahrr dead!).... do that count?
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