thomas the tit mouse Posted September 23, 2009 Share Posted September 23, 2009 I wish to redeem my good name, after the lurid tales circulating about the pub, regarding my fascination with ladies' bodices. While it is true that I have been known to scamper about certain women's foredecks, my visits were never uninvited, and I would never force myself upon a lady. Thomas the Tit Mouse, Esq. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iron Bess Posted September 23, 2009 Share Posted September 23, 2009 Yes, yes indeed I DO smell a RAT!! Well, you may not realize it but your looking at the remains of what was once a very handsome woman! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thomas the tit mouse Posted September 23, 2009 Author Share Posted September 23, 2009 (edited) Yes, yes indeed I DO smell a RAT!! Odd... All I smell is mouse! Thomas the Tit Mouse, Esq Edited September 23, 2009 by thomas the tit mouse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ransom Posted September 23, 2009 Share Posted September 23, 2009 Hummmm, I seem to remember a certain Tit mouse, tail up in the "apple barrel" at Ojai. That couldn't have been you, could it Thomas? Inquiring minds want to know! LOL ...schooners, islands, and maroons and buccaneers and buried gold... You can do everything right, strictly according to procedure, on the ocean, and it'll still kill you. But if you're a good navigator, a least you'll know where you were when you died.......From The Ship Killer by Justin Scott. "Well, that's just maddeningly unhelpful."....Captain Jack Sparrow Found in the Ruins — Unique Jewelry Found in the Ruins — Personal Blog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thomas the tit mouse Posted September 23, 2009 Author Share Posted September 23, 2009 (edited) Hummmm, I seem to remember a certain Tit mouse, tail up in the "apple barrel" at Ojai. That couldn't have been you, could it Thomas? Inquiring minds want to know! LOL I have no recollection of any such barrel. I hope that puts your feverish mind to rest. Thomas the Tit Mouse, Esq Edited September 23, 2009 by thomas the tit mouse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rumba Rue Posted September 23, 2009 Share Posted September 23, 2009 Welcome to the Pub! Hmmmmmm.....mouse on my chest....now that's an interesting thought........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nigel Posted September 23, 2009 Share Posted September 23, 2009 As the former "Official Bodice Fitter" for the Pyrates of the Coast, I can attest to the need for diplomacy and respect when it comes to bodices and the handling thereof. * ahem * Sir Nigel - aka "Sir Freelancealot"; aka "Ace of Cads"; aka "JACKPOT!!" (cha-CHING!) "Mojitos BAD!...Lesbians with free rum GOOD!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyBarbossa Posted September 25, 2009 Share Posted September 25, 2009 Hmm... interesting. Well, Thomas, alas, ye shan't see this lady's bossom in a bodice liken to that of what ye see most others in. Th' closest it would be in would be a fine Lady's polonaise but with a fichu coverin' up m' most valuable assets. But that be 70+ years post th' Golden Age o' Piracy, m' good man. Sorry, m'dear. Oh, I do so love tauntin' men. :::evil grinz:: In th' Golden Age, I be wearin' attire liken t' that of Gentlemen. All covered up an' proper like one of the era. Nothin' like that of what ye be use to. :::Clears throat::: b'have yo'rself now! ::coughs::: yeah, right! LOL ~Lady B Tempt Fate! an' toss 't all t' Hell!" "I'm completely innocent of whatever crime I've committed." The one, the only,... the infamous! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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