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I wish to redeem my good name, after the lurid tales circulating about the pub, regarding my fascination with ladies' bodices. While it is true that I have been known to scamper about certain women's foredecks, my visits were never uninvited, and I would never force myself upon a lady.

Thomas the Tit Mouse, Esq.

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Yes, yes indeed I DO smell a RAT!! :P

Well, you may not realize it but your looking at the remains of what was once a very handsome woman!

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Hummmm, I seem to remember a certain Tit mouse, tail up in the "apple barrel" at Ojai. That couldn't have been you, could it Thomas? Inquiring minds want to know! LOL

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and buccaneers and buried gold...

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Hummmm, I seem to remember a certain Tit mouse, tail up in the "apple barrel" at Ojai. That couldn't have been you, could it Thomas? Inquiring minds want to know! LOL

I have no recollection of any such barrel.

I hope that puts your feverish mind to rest.

Thomas the Tit Mouse, Esq

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As the former "Official Bodice Fitter" for the Pyrates of the Coast, I can attest to the need for diplomacy and respect when it comes to bodices and the handling thereof.

* ahem *

Sir Nigel - aka "Sir Freelancealot"; aka "Ace of Cads"; aka "JACKPOT!!" (cha-CHING!)

"Mojitos BAD!...Lesbians with free rum GOOD!!!"

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:blink:

Hmm... interesting.

Well, Thomas, alas, ye shan't see this lady's bossom in a bodice liken to that of what ye see most others in. Th' closest it would be in would be a fine Lady's polonaise but with a fichu coverin' up m' most valuable assets. But that be 70+ years post th' Golden Age o' Piracy, m' good man. Sorry, m'dear. ;) Oh, I do so love tauntin' men. :::evil grinz::

In th' Golden Age, I be wearin' attire liken t' that of Gentlemen. All covered up an' proper like one of the era. Nothin' like that of what ye be use to.

:::Clears throat::: b'have yo'rself now! ::coughs::: yeah, right! :blink: LOL

~Lady B

Tempt Fate! an' toss 't all t' Hell!"

"I'm completely innocent of whatever crime I've committed."

The one, the only,... the infamous!

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