Topknot Posted August 26, 2009 Posted August 26, 2009 There be those at know me as the Dread Pyrate Topknot, here on the pacific coast. A pirate o' long standing (and long inseam!) that's been sorely remiss in joinin' the pub. A hearty hail to those at know me, and a warm and trusting (for now) handshake fer those as might be new friends. From Misc"> Topknot
Iron Bess Posted August 26, 2009 Posted August 26, 2009 Well haul up a barrel and set ye down mate.... Welcome to the Pub. You buy the first round and spin us yer yarn. Mind you, we are NOT hard to entertain! Well, you may not realize it but your looking at the remains of what was once a very handsome woman!
Iron Bess Posted August 26, 2009 Posted August 26, 2009 oops... Double post. My bad. Well, you may not realize it but your looking at the remains of what was once a very handsome woman!
Ransom Posted August 26, 2009 Posted August 26, 2009 So glad you finally found your way here to the Pub! I still have the card you gave me two years ago pinned to my bulletin board. Also, Chain Shot has received many compliments on his name, which you gave him at the Arms of the Sea lodge weekend. We head south for our events these days, rather than north, but we still remember the gracious offer you made of a place to stay during the Portland Pirate Festival, had we gone. Welcome indeed, to a great pyrate! Huzzah! (And who can play a mean game of Liar's Dice) ...schooners, islands, and maroons and buccaneers and buried gold... You can do everything right, strictly according to procedure, on the ocean, and it'll still kill you. But if you're a good navigator, a least you'll know where you were when you died.......From The Ship Killer by Justin Scott. "Well, that's just maddeningly unhelpful."....Captain Jack Sparrow Found in the Ruins — Unique Jewelry Found in the Ruins — Personal Blog
callenish gunner Posted August 27, 2009 Posted August 27, 2009 Welcome aboard mate! Make mine a flaggon of the blackest Barbados Rhum!!!
Topknot Posted August 27, 2009 Author Posted August 27, 2009 Good to hear ye' tapping, Ransom! And glad ta hear that Chainshot remains so named. Don't think I'd invented the drink by the same name at that time, but he could make it his signature libation if he so chose. Chainshot: 1 pint o' good, dark porter, with about a shot removed. Drop in 1 shot glass (glass and all) full o' Blackstrap rum. Quaff (don't chug). This be an amazingly good and dangerous drink. So glad you finally found your way here to the Pub! I still have the card you gave me two years ago pinned to my bulletin board. Also, Chain Shot has received many compliments on his name, which you gave him at the Arms of the Sea lodge weekend. We head south for our events these days, rather than north, but we still remember the gracious offer you made of a place to stay during the Portland Pirate Festival, had we gone. Welcome indeed, to a great pyrate! Huzzah! (And who can play a mean game of Liar's Dice)
Capt. Sterling Posted August 27, 2009 Posted August 27, 2009 Well haul up a barrel and set ye down mate.... Welcome to the Pub. You buy the first round and spin us yer yarn. Mind you, we are NOT hard to entertain! We're not? Oh that's right I play Farkle... Welcome to the pub, make mine port... "I being shot through the left cheek, the bullet striking away great part of my upper jaw, and several teeth which dropt down the deck where I fell... I was forced to write what I would say to prevent the loss of blood, and because of the pain I suffered by speaking."~ Woodes Rogers Crewe of the Archangel http://jcsterlingcptarchang.wix.com/creweofthearchangel# http://creweofthearchangel.wordpress.com/
Captain Lance Deville Posted August 27, 2009 Posted August 27, 2009 Aye Topknott welcome to thee pub! Good ta' see another Oregon Pirate come aboard!
Quartermaster James Posted August 27, 2009 Posted August 27, 2009 Well, it's about freakin' time you got here! What took you so long? Barnacles on the Sea Squirrel? Hope you brought a fresh barrel! Like Bess said: it's not a tough room to play, unless you find us sober that is!
Topknot Posted August 27, 2009 Author Posted August 27, 2009 I knew you hung out here, James, and was afraid I'd end up taking so much of your coin that you'd be left destitute. Greed finally got the best of me, I guess. Well, it's about freakin' time you got here! What took you so long? Barnacles on the Sea Squirrel? Hope you brought a fresh barrel! Like Bess said: it's not a tough room to play, unless you find us sober that is!
LadyBarbossa Posted August 27, 2009 Posted August 27, 2009 A hearty welcome to ye, Topknot. Glad t' have ye here at th' Pub. ~Lady B Tempt Fate! an' toss 't all t' Hell!" "I'm completely innocent of whatever crime I've committed." The one, the only,... the infamous!
Rumba Rue Posted August 27, 2009 Posted August 27, 2009 Greed? Sounds good to me.........ooooh shiny! Welcome to the Pub!
iPirate Posted August 27, 2009 Posted August 27, 2009 Like Bess said: it's not a tough room to play, unless you find us sober that is! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I do believe that's the funniest thing I've seen... in... well... fer today at least... *grins* Time flies when you're having rum
oderlesseye Posted August 27, 2009 Posted August 27, 2009 YArrrr ~ We shall see ifen this just be a hit and run aye? Eyesz welcomes ye nontheless , Now pass muah a tot of Black Seal thar Topknot ~ http://www.myspace.com/oderlesseyehttp://www.facebook....esseye?ref=nameHangin at Execution dock awaits. May yer Life be a long and joyous adventure in gettin there!As he was about to face the gallows there, the pirate is said to have tossed a sheaf of papers into the crowd, taunting his audience with these final words: "My treasure to he who can understand."
Quartermaster James Posted August 27, 2009 Posted August 27, 2009 I knew you hung out here, James, and was afraid I'd end up taking so much of your coin that you'd be left destitute. Greed finally got the best of me, I guess. Alas my friend, I see the grog has finally got the better of your memory! Need I remind you of The Golden Beaver?
Topknot Posted August 28, 2009 Author Posted August 28, 2009 You would throw the Beaver in my face. It will be mine again! btw - check your email. Question pending... I knew you hung out here, James, and was afraid I'd end up taking so much of your coin that you'd be left destitute. Greed finally got the best of me, I guess. Alas my friend, I see the grog has finally got the better of your memory! Need I remind you of The Golden Beaver?
Quartermaster James Posted August 28, 2009 Posted August 28, 2009 You would throw the Beaver in my face. It will be mine again! Well, perhaps you should start with something more attainable... I still have a few stacks of Burgerville tokens to wager!
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