Isabella Posted January 21, 2004 Share Posted January 21, 2004 Happy Berfday Munky! :) :) I made you a nanner cake. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Pirata Posted January 22, 2004 Share Posted January 22, 2004 Happy birthday. Pushing the limits means getting out of my comfort zone and giving more when I don't think I have any left. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cap'n Slappy Posted January 22, 2004 Share Posted January 22, 2004 Aye! A glorious Natal Day to ye, Cheeky Munky! Cap'n Slappy My Webpage capnslappy@talklikeapirate.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt. Morgan Posted January 22, 2004 Share Posted January 22, 2004 Happy berfday, ye scurvy ape! May ye 'ave many more! Touche' Ship's Marksman & Crab Fiend Pyrates of the Coast "All the skill in the world goes out the window if an angel pisses in the flintlock of your musket." "Florida points like a guiding thumb, To the southern isles of rumba and rum, To the mystery cities and haunted seas, Of the Spanish Main and the Caribbees..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bilgemunky Posted January 22, 2004 Share Posted January 22, 2004 Thanks all! Indeed, I've hit 30 today, which doesn't bother me but seems to greatly distress my mother (who can't POSSIBLY be old enough to have a child that old.) I AM BILGEMUNKY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scupper Posted January 22, 2004 Share Posted January 22, 2004 Happy berthday mate. May your plunder be large and our tankard never empty. Scupper "That's the navy for you. Rum in the scuppers today. Blood in the scuppers tomorrow."Thrist is a shameless disease. So here's to a shameful cure!"Loyalty, honesty and directness are traits I admire. Insecurity, snipes and disrespect I will not tolerate in the least." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paisley Posted January 22, 2004 Share Posted January 22, 2004 cut the cake!!!! cut the cake!!!! happy bday mate! "This calls for a particularly subtle blend of psychology & extereme violence." -Vivian, The Young Ones Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merrydeath Posted January 22, 2004 Share Posted January 22, 2004 spank the monkey!!!! spank the monkey!!!! oh.and cut the cake please?! Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST: http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bilgemunky Posted January 22, 2004 Share Posted January 22, 2004 spank the monkey!!!! spank the monkey!!!! I AM BILGEMUNKY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matty Bottles Posted January 22, 2004 Share Posted January 22, 2004 A present for you, on your date of birth, a barrel of rum, to accentuate mirth. And just so you know, before you start thanking, two buxom wenches, to begin monkey-spanking. "The time was when ships passing one another at sea backed their topsails and had a 'gam,' and on parting fired guns; but those good old days have gone. People have hardly time nowadays to speak even on the broad ocean, where news is news, and as for a salute of guns, they cannot afford the powder. There are no poetry-enshrined freighters on the sea now; it is a prosy life when we have no time to bid one another good morning." - Capt. Joshua Slocum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merrydeath Posted January 22, 2004 Share Posted January 22, 2004 looks down. Nope, ain't no buckskins on this wench,,er lassy. did I shock the monkey? Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST: http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bilgemunky Posted January 22, 2004 Share Posted January 22, 2004 Now how am I supposed to maintain my air of cool, quiet dignity when I'm getting publically spanked at every turn? I AM BILGEMUNKY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merrydeath Posted January 22, 2004 Share Posted January 22, 2004 Just how many turns do you HAVE? Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST: http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Tito Posted January 22, 2004 Share Posted January 22, 2004 To ye Monkey our glasses we raise, to be ready to splice the mainbrace. Happy Birthday and me it be filled with a vast haul o' treasured memories!! <span style='font-size:21pt;line-height:100%'>Have Parrot Bay, will travel. WILL SHARE TOO!!!</span> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Deacon Posted January 22, 2004 Share Posted January 22, 2004 Happy Birfday ya bilge rat. -------------- "Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in one pretty well preserved piece without an even a kiss your hand, but to skid across the line broadside, thoroughly used up, worn out, smelling of powder, shouting ARRRG!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nigel Posted January 22, 2004 Share Posted January 22, 2004 I see ever'body's lining up to spank th' monkey on 'is berfday! Happy berfday, mate! Sir Nigel - aka "Sir Freelancealot"; aka "Ace of Cads"; aka "JACKPOT!!" (cha-CHING!) "Mojitos BAD!...Lesbians with free rum GOOD!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Topaz Posted January 22, 2004 Share Posted January 22, 2004 Many 'appy returns on your birsday monsieur, and may it be a very 'appy day. If everyone continues zis spanking you will not be able to sit to eat your cake i fear. Zere are worse fates zat could befall a pirate I suppose. Topaz Armourer and Navigator of The Salty Kiss IWG#2136 Pillage first, THEN burn So many men, so little chloroform Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merrydeath Posted January 23, 2004 Share Posted January 23, 2004 *Plops a few pillowers on the ground so Bilge can have his spanks and eat his cake too.* Agreed there, Topaz. You are xactly right! Whats a little pain fer your birfday when you can enjoy them over and over later. Smart lassy! Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST: http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isabella Posted January 23, 2004 Author Share Posted January 23, 2004 Munks, We need to clump your mother and my mother in law in the same boat. She kept saying over and over again, "My baby is 30! 30!!!!" I expected her to break into "what a world what a world!" Now if we could get her stop asking us when we're having kids the world would be a good place! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rumba Rue Posted January 23, 2004 Share Posted January 23, 2004 HAPPY BIRTHDAY, but I'll just take pictures o' yer bottom as the spankin' continues. That way I can send it as spam that reads,'Turn yer bottom red whilst tryin' to enlarge yer other parts.' RumbaRue **Nothing is foolproof to a talented fool** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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