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"Raises tankard" To Zorg. happy berthday mate!!!!

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*Raises SCuppers tankard and salutes Zorg, then drinks half and hands it back to Scuppers..*

thanks hun,, had a dry throat..

Many more to ya ZOrg!

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Aye, 'appy Birfday, mate!!

Many more to ya ZOrg!

Uh, Merry, darlin'... *hands her his tankard* ... have some a me grog...it sounds like ya have a frog in yer throat...

:o

Touche'

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"All the skill in the world goes out the window if an angel pisses in the flintlock of your musket."

"Florida points like a guiding thumb, To the southern isles of rumba and rum, To the mystery cities and haunted seas, Of the Spanish Main and the Caribbees..."

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A present for you, on this your birthday,

A bushel of limes, to keep scurvy away.

And once you've avoided that particular harm,

two buxom wenches, one for each arm.

"The time was when ships passing one another at sea backed their topsails and had a 'gam,' and on parting fired guns; but those good old days have gone. People have hardly time nowadays to speak even on the broad ocean, where news is news, and as for a salute of guns, they cannot afford the powder. There are no poetry-enshrined freighters on the sea now; it is a prosy life when we have no time to bid one another good morning."

- Capt. Joshua Slocum

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Aye, 'appy Birfday, mate!!
Many more to ya ZOrg!

Uh, Merry, darlin'... *hands her his tankard* ... have some a me grog...it sounds like ya have a frog in yer throat...

*cough cough*,

aye, I needs something wet and hot today..

HOT TUB!

*scuttles off to the tub, after handing Zorg a box of Krispy Kremes she KNOWS she can't have. *

Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES

BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST:

http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink

http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates

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I thank ye all and drinks all round, mates.

Sorry fer the late response, but I were at Flosstin's paradise fer me launchin day an woke up in Tijuana with a new tatoo and these two lovely....

Ah well...Ill tells ya later.

Cheers, all

:blink:

Drop a kitten six feet, and she grins...

Drop an elephant six feet, and ya gots yerself a mess ta clean up....

Sometimes bein' the biggest and most powerful is the LAST thing you wanna be.....

Mad Ozymandias Zorg the Unsnottered

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Hey, whose car IS this anyway......? :blink:

Drop a kitten six feet, and she grins...

Drop an elephant six feet, and ya gots yerself a mess ta clean up....

Sometimes bein' the biggest and most powerful is the LAST thing you wanna be.....

Mad Ozymandias Zorg the Unsnottered

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