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You never fully realize just how dirty yer Slops are until you stitch up another pair and glance at em side by side!!

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"Without caffine, I'd have no personality at all"

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LOL... they've performed their purpose well. :blink:

But I don't think ye can retire them quite yet. Not until they have a puke stain, blood stains, rum spilt on it, burn marks, grass stains, mud stains, knife or sword hole, frayed edges, at least one button lost, sweat stains, the stench that they've been slept in and lived in for at least a year straight, snot wiped on it, chewed on by a dog, or horse or drunk friend, perfume spilled on it, and attempted to be cleaned God knows how many times that none of the above will EVER come out.

~Lady B

Tempt Fate! an' toss 't all t' Hell!"

"I'm completely innocent of whatever crime I've committed."

The one, the only,... the infamous!

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Hey Kate, where'd ya get them gorgeous stays?! I want me some!

If you're gonna swing, swing for the fences...if you're going after Jaws, bring along the tartar sauce.

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Gee Kenneth, that photo reminds me of a 'Tide' commercial (before and after shots).

I think you and Dutch she have a 'dirty breeches/slops' competition to see who ends up with the most disgusting pair! :o

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LOL now that quite the before and after shot! though unless my eyes deceive me your already dirtying up the new ones, and i see that patricks pocket idea has caught on HUZZAH!

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.........I am french, why else would i have this outrageous accent, you silly man!..........You don't frighten me, English sea dogs. Go and boil your bottoms, you sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called "Capi-tain" you and all your silly English Pieeer-raghts........

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Do the old ones stand up by themselves yet? If not, then they can't be that bad. :P

...schooners, islands, and maroons

and buccaneers and buried gold...

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You can do everything right, strictly according to procedure, on the ocean, and it'll still kill you. But if you're a good navigator, a least you'll know where you were when you died.......From The Ship Killer by Justin Scott.

"Well, that's just maddeningly unhelpful."....Captain Jack Sparrow

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