MadL Posted March 5, 2009 Share Posted March 5, 2009 Lily livered anthropagists! did he just call me a flowering chimpanzee?? ~All skill be in vain if an angel pisses down th' barrel o' yer flintlock! So keep yer cutlass sharp, 'n keep her close! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oderlesseye Posted March 5, 2009 Share Posted March 5, 2009 (edited) But my dear Eye,If we are to do without characters, Whatever will we do without ye? Tis in me Character good sir to stand fast, the gunwhales to my back and take pity on such a fancy boy as ye. Thar be the greatest of pleasure in witnessing of yar begging that yar spleen be not spliced before the mast now tha cat be let out of the bag! Edited March 5, 2009 by oderlesseye http://www.myspace.com/oderlesseyehttp://www.facebook....esseye?ref=nameHangin at Execution dock awaits. May yer Life be a long and joyous adventure in gettin there!As he was about to face the gallows there, the pirate is said to have tossed a sheaf of papers into the crowd, taunting his audience with these final words: "My treasure to he who can understand." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mission Posted March 5, 2009 Share Posted March 5, 2009 Lily livered anthropagists! did he just call me a flowering chimpanzee?? (Well who wouldn't want to be a flowering chimpanzee?) Mycroft: "My brother has the brain of a scientist or a philosopher, yet he elects to be a detective. What might we deduce about his heart?" John: "I don't know." Mycroft: "Neither do I. But initially he wanted to be a pirate." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadL Posted March 5, 2009 Share Posted March 5, 2009 Lily livered anthropagists! did he just call me a flowering chimpanzee?? (Well who wouldn't want to be a flowering chimpanzee?) ...well, I have been known t' de-flower a few.... ~All skill be in vain if an angel pisses down th' barrel o' yer flintlock! So keep yer cutlass sharp, 'n keep her close! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quartermaster James Posted March 5, 2009 Share Posted March 5, 2009 (edited) Tis in me Character good sir to stand fast, the gunwhales to my backand take pity on such a fancy boy as ye. Thar be the greatest of pleasure in witnessing of yar begging that yar spleen be not spliced before the mast now tha cat be let out of the bag! Fillibustering slubberdegullion! 'T would be foolish to mistake wit for lack of spine. Spleen, yours, it's what's for breakfast; with fava beans and a nice Chianti. Edited March 5, 2009 by Quartermaster James Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Syren Posted March 5, 2009 Share Posted March 5, 2009 Lily livered anthropagists! did he just call me a flowering chimpanzee?? Well at least you will smell fetching! http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v519/Dara286/trident01-11.png If you got a dream chase it, cause a dream won't chase you back...(Cody Johnson Till you Can't) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Animal Posted March 5, 2009 Share Posted March 5, 2009 Lily livered anthropagists! did he just call me a flowering chimpanzee?? (Well who wouldn't want to be a flowering chimpanzee?) ...well, I have been known t' de-flower a few.... :P Chimpanzees???? :P Buccaneer - Services to the highest bidder!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oderlesseye Posted March 5, 2009 Share Posted March 5, 2009 (edited) Fillibustering slubberdegullion!'T would be foolish to mistake wit for lack of spine. Spleen, yours, it's what's for breakfast; with fava beans and a nice Chianti. Surely now, curse me fer a canting mugger knowing your qualifications as a jellyfish for ye be naught the saw bones aboard this ship! Get ye self below the decks and bail the bilge or ye will be counting amoung yar treasures a ball from this here pistol! By the devils teeth It is the work ye be fitted for ~ Disclaimer: This post in no way is meant to advocate real violence. Edited March 5, 2009 by oderlesseye http://www.myspace.com/oderlesseyehttp://www.facebook....esseye?ref=nameHangin at Execution dock awaits. May yer Life be a long and joyous adventure in gettin there!As he was about to face the gallows there, the pirate is said to have tossed a sheaf of papers into the crowd, taunting his audience with these final words: "My treasure to he who can understand." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quartermaster James Posted March 6, 2009 Share Posted March 6, 2009 (edited) Disclaimer: This post in no way is meant to advocate real violence. Nor mine to advocate real cannibalism, at least not while the public is watching. Now, back to the insults & banter! Leave hanging the lawyers for another thread! Edited March 6, 2009 by Quartermaster James Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadL Posted March 6, 2009 Share Posted March 6, 2009 (edited) No real violence?!! Bloody vegi pirates....don't do nuth'n at all!! Even chimpanzees get t' eat their young ...well they do, I seen it on National Geo! Edited March 6, 2009 by MadL ~All skill be in vain if an angel pisses down th' barrel o' yer flintlock! So keep yer cutlass sharp, 'n keep her close! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oderlesseye Posted March 6, 2009 Share Posted March 6, 2009 (edited) Bloody vegi pirates....don't do nuth'n at all!! Beats having the Law pounding down my door because they cant read our insults & banter in context! Edited March 6, 2009 by oderlesseye http://www.myspace.com/oderlesseyehttp://www.facebook....esseye?ref=nameHangin at Execution dock awaits. May yer Life be a long and joyous adventure in gettin there!As he was about to face the gallows there, the pirate is said to have tossed a sheaf of papers into the crowd, taunting his audience with these final words: "My treasure to he who can understand." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oderlesseye Posted March 6, 2009 Share Posted March 6, 2009 (edited) Leave hanging the lawyers for another thread! As to Lawyers..It would have been fun to watch them dance to the Tyburn hornpipe! As fer you my nemesis....Eye liken it be better in finding an island the size of the galley table to maroon ye with a shovel , thar ye can dig for your treasure....eagh eagh .. ("Executions took place at Tyburn until the 18th century (with the prisoners processed from Newgate Prison in the City, via St Giles in the Fields and Oxford Street), after which they were carried out at Newgate itself and at Horsemonger Lane Gaol in Southwark.") Edited March 7, 2009 by oderlesseye http://www.myspace.com/oderlesseyehttp://www.facebook....esseye?ref=nameHangin at Execution dock awaits. May yer Life be a long and joyous adventure in gettin there!As he was about to face the gallows there, the pirate is said to have tossed a sheaf of papers into the crowd, taunting his audience with these final words: "My treasure to he who can understand." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quartermaster James Posted March 9, 2009 Share Posted March 9, 2009 (edited) As fer you my nemesis.... Yarr! Now who be using the quarter-shilling words? n. pl. nem·e·ses (-sēz′) An opponent that cannot be beaten or overcome. Well, as it's been a long three days of throwing lead, seizing plunder, and grabbing booty; I'll just take the compliment and thank ye kindly. Edited March 9, 2009 by Quartermaster James Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LongTom Posted March 9, 2009 Share Posted March 9, 2009 Lily livered anthropagists! did he just call me a flowering chimpanzee?? :angry: (Well who wouldn't want to be a flowering chimpanzee?) ...well, I have been known t' de-flower a few.... :angry: Bo no bosun, bonobo son. (say that 5 times fast.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oderlesseye Posted March 9, 2009 Share Posted March 9, 2009 It seems easy to speak in terms of negativity so fer a twist, sir Quartermaster.... Eye offer a challenge that will be a Challenger fer the both of us..that be to do as we have only in the positive...that builds a person up , for example... I pray thee well.... in that the Sunshine warms ye bones albiet the winds fill yar sails to charted isles of ye dreams best.. I bid thee well! Just a thought to change up temporarily.. I can't be negative today..i just can't! Beside people in public like it much better than being called a cold hearted bilge rat..LoL http://www.myspace.com/oderlesseyehttp://www.facebook....esseye?ref=nameHangin at Execution dock awaits. May yer Life be a long and joyous adventure in gettin there!As he was about to face the gallows there, the pirate is said to have tossed a sheaf of papers into the crowd, taunting his audience with these final words: "My treasure to he who can understand." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quartermaster James Posted March 10, 2009 Share Posted March 10, 2009 Tis a challenge both fair and bold The OdorlessEye does propose: Less lead sent and more gold Delivered in words of verse and prose. That we may each, from one to one, Speak good words of honour and true And rising heavenward, liken to the sun: Illuminate our compatriot’s virtue. What kind heart this coarse form conceals, That seeks so to deliver other’s delight? The lady’s blush, the children’s squeals, Tis this gold hearted rogue’s true right. So, having won your bounty full, Eye sail for many adventures more. Wind to your back, with mastery and skill, To you: fair winds, smooth seas, kind ports. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oderlesseye Posted March 10, 2009 Share Posted March 10, 2009 (edited) By Your leave good sir, tis ye good Quartermaster, Eye hereby elevate to the the heights that not only fair winds and following seas be with you but also that God himself may speed you with fair dreams and good fortune attending ye where ever thou go. Eye bid thee farewell for the nonce Nonce Means for the time being.. Aye looks like I shall be learning words of old thru this banter.. Edited March 10, 2009 by oderlesseye http://www.myspace.com/oderlesseyehttp://www.facebook....esseye?ref=nameHangin at Execution dock awaits. May yer Life be a long and joyous adventure in gettin there!As he was about to face the gallows there, the pirate is said to have tossed a sheaf of papers into the crowd, taunting his audience with these final words: "My treasure to he who can understand." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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