Hawk the QM Posted February 26, 2009 Author Posted February 26, 2009 Quite reminds me of old days. And I see that there are just as many fools in society as there used to be. Well I can understand that, you never left. Yaaaar. I was once told that being upwind the enemy is the key to victory. This must be true, as being downwind of you forces me to retire.
Ransom Posted February 26, 2009 Posted February 26, 2009 Okaaay, just let me find it. May take me awhile, but......well, it was a fun night! And you DID enjoy that birthday flogging. ...schooners, islands, and maroons and buccaneers and buried gold... You can do everything right, strictly according to procedure, on the ocean, and it'll still kill you. But if you're a good navigator, a least you'll know where you were when you died.......From The Ship Killer by Justin Scott. "Well, that's just maddeningly unhelpful."....Captain Jack Sparrow Found in the Ruins — Unique Jewelry Found in the Ruins — Personal Blog
William Brand Posted February 26, 2009 Posted February 26, 2009 He wants them enlarged and handed about. William Red Wake! Are you the one sending me those "enlargement" emails? Only because you requested them, which is odd in and of itself, as I'm a graphic designer by trade. I guess you'll want illustrations of the process...?
Quartermaster James Posted February 26, 2009 Posted February 26, 2009 (edited) This must be true, as being downwind of you forces me to retire. This from a man whose father was a hamster and whose mother smelt of elderberries! Edited February 26, 2009 by Quartermaster James
Quartermaster James Posted February 26, 2009 Posted February 26, 2009 I guess you'll want illustrations of the process...? Nah...I've got videos...
Hawk the QM Posted February 26, 2009 Author Posted February 26, 2009 This must be true, as being downwind of you forces me to retire. This from a man whose father was a hamster and whose mother smelt of elderberries! As apposed to the man who bathes in elderberries and smuggles hamsters.
Quartermaster James Posted February 26, 2009 Posted February 26, 2009 As apposed to the man who bathes in elderberries. Ah yes...how could I forget you are averse to bathing, of any sort...
William Brand Posted February 26, 2009 Posted February 26, 2009 As apposed to the man who bathes in elderberries and smuggles hamsters. Smuggles...? You're too kind. He has videos.
Hawk the QM Posted February 26, 2009 Author Posted February 26, 2009 Ah yes...how could I forget you are averse to bathing, of any sort... It's how I keep ye from boarding me aft. (YAAAAAR who else want's some o' this?!)
Ransom Posted February 26, 2009 Posted February 26, 2009 As per your request. The other picture shows you blindfolded, but I didn't want there to be any question about your identity. I refuse to explain the duct tape. ...schooners, islands, and maroons and buccaneers and buried gold... You can do everything right, strictly according to procedure, on the ocean, and it'll still kill you. But if you're a good navigator, a least you'll know where you were when you died.......From The Ship Killer by Justin Scott. "Well, that's just maddeningly unhelpful."....Captain Jack Sparrow Found in the Ruins — Unique Jewelry Found in the Ruins — Personal Blog
Hawk the QM Posted February 26, 2009 Author Posted February 26, 2009 (edited) As per your request. The other picture shows you blindfolded, but I didn't want there to be any question about your identity. I refuse to explain the duct tape. Gerbalife! Ask QM James how. Edited February 26, 2009 by Thequartermaster
Quartermaster James Posted February 26, 2009 Posted February 26, 2009 I refuse to explain the duct tape. Duct tape needs no explanation!
Hawk the QM Posted February 26, 2009 Author Posted February 26, 2009 I refuse to explain the duct tape. Duct tape needs no explanation! True, however one must ask... How did you get in on yourself?
Ransom Posted February 26, 2009 Posted February 26, 2009 I refuse to explain the duct tape. Duct tape needs no explanation! In certain circles...... ...schooners, islands, and maroons and buccaneers and buried gold... You can do everything right, strictly according to procedure, on the ocean, and it'll still kill you. But if you're a good navigator, a least you'll know where you were when you died.......From The Ship Killer by Justin Scott. "Well, that's just maddeningly unhelpful."....Captain Jack Sparrow Found in the Ruins — Unique Jewelry Found in the Ruins — Personal Blog
Quartermaster James Posted February 26, 2009 Posted February 26, 2009 (edited) I didn't want there to be any question about your identity. Funny how you managed to crop out the Sexy Syrens of the Sea! Edited February 26, 2009 by Quartermaster James
Ransom Posted February 26, 2009 Posted February 26, 2009 My camera, my cropping. Besides, I was blinded by the red loin cloth-looking banner. ...schooners, islands, and maroons and buccaneers and buried gold... You can do everything right, strictly according to procedure, on the ocean, and it'll still kill you. But if you're a good navigator, a least you'll know where you were when you died.......From The Ship Killer by Justin Scott. "Well, that's just maddeningly unhelpful."....Captain Jack Sparrow Found in the Ruins — Unique Jewelry Found in the Ruins — Personal Blog
Hawk the QM Posted February 26, 2009 Author Posted February 26, 2009 I was blinded by the red loin cloth-looking banner. Forget that. Why is there an untouched beer on the table?!
Quartermaster James Posted February 26, 2009 Posted February 26, 2009 How did you get in on yourself? I lay no claim to understanding either the anatomy or geometry of the question.
Ransom Posted February 26, 2009 Posted February 26, 2009 How did you get in on yourself? I lay no claim to understanding either the anatomy or geometry of the question. He's a scum of the earth pyrate...he flunked anatomy and geometry. ...schooners, islands, and maroons and buccaneers and buried gold... You can do everything right, strictly according to procedure, on the ocean, and it'll still kill you. But if you're a good navigator, a least you'll know where you were when you died.......From The Ship Killer by Justin Scott. "Well, that's just maddeningly unhelpful."....Captain Jack Sparrow Found in the Ruins — Unique Jewelry Found in the Ruins — Personal Blog
Quartermaster James Posted February 26, 2009 Posted February 26, 2009 Why is there an untouched beer on the table?! That's my tankard. As you can see, I was a bit tied up at the time. Don't worry though, it went naught to waste as the Sexy Syrens of the Seas brought me food and drink during my ever so trying ordeal...
Hawk the QM Posted February 26, 2009 Author Posted February 26, 2009 How did you get in on yourself? I lay no claim to understanding either the anatomy or geometry of the question. Pirates end up with offspring with this answer, when posed with the question "condom?"
Hawk the QM Posted February 26, 2009 Author Posted February 26, 2009 He's a scum of the earth pyrate...he flunked anatomy and geometry. Yaaaar I didn't "flunk" per say. In fact, my teacher merely said "I'm tired of trying".
Quartermaster James Posted February 26, 2009 Posted February 26, 2009 "condom?" No, just an apartment.
Quartermaster James Posted February 26, 2009 Posted February 26, 2009 ...he flunked anatomy. Yup...still studying!
Ransom Posted February 26, 2009 Posted February 26, 2009 "condom?" No, just an apartment. Fine shot, sir! A find shot indeed! LOL ...schooners, islands, and maroons and buccaneers and buried gold... You can do everything right, strictly according to procedure, on the ocean, and it'll still kill you. But if you're a good navigator, a least you'll know where you were when you died.......From The Ship Killer by Justin Scott. "Well, that's just maddeningly unhelpful."....Captain Jack Sparrow Found in the Ruins — Unique Jewelry Found in the Ruins — Personal Blog
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