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Quite reminds me of old days. And I see that there are just as many fools in society as there used to be.

Well I can understand that, you never left.

Yaaaar. I was once told that being upwind the enemy is the key to victory. This must be true, as being downwind of you forces me to retire.

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Okaaay, just let me find it. May take me awhile, but......well, it was a fun night! And you DID enjoy that birthday flogging. :unsure:

...schooners, islands, and maroons

and buccaneers and buried gold...

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You can do everything right, strictly according to procedure, on the ocean, and it'll still kill you. But if you're a good navigator, a least you'll know where you were when you died.......From The Ship Killer by Justin Scott.

"Well, that's just maddeningly unhelpful."....Captain Jack Sparrow

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He wants them enlarged and handed about.

William Red Wake! Are you the one sending me those "enlargement" emails?

Only because you requested them, which is odd in and of itself, as I'm a graphic designer by trade. I guess you'll want illustrations of the process...?

 

 

 

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As per your request. The other picture shows you blindfolded, but I didn't want there to be any question about your identity. :unsure:

I refuse to explain the duct tape.

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...schooners, islands, and maroons

and buccaneers and buried gold...

RAKEHELL-1.jpg

You can do everything right, strictly according to procedure, on the ocean, and it'll still kill you. But if you're a good navigator, a least you'll know where you were when you died.......From The Ship Killer by Justin Scott.

"Well, that's just maddeningly unhelpful."....Captain Jack Sparrow

Found in the Ruins — Unique Jewelry

Found in the Ruins — Personal Blog

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I refuse to explain the duct tape.

Duct tape needs no explanation!

In certain circles......

...schooners, islands, and maroons

and buccaneers and buried gold...

RAKEHELL-1.jpg

You can do everything right, strictly according to procedure, on the ocean, and it'll still kill you. But if you're a good navigator, a least you'll know where you were when you died.......From The Ship Killer by Justin Scott.

"Well, that's just maddeningly unhelpful."....Captain Jack Sparrow

Found in the Ruins — Unique Jewelry

Found in the Ruins — Personal Blog

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My camera, my cropping. Besides, I was blinded by the red loin cloth-looking banner. :unsure:

...schooners, islands, and maroons

and buccaneers and buried gold...

RAKEHELL-1.jpg

You can do everything right, strictly according to procedure, on the ocean, and it'll still kill you. But if you're a good navigator, a least you'll know where you were when you died.......From The Ship Killer by Justin Scott.

"Well, that's just maddeningly unhelpful."....Captain Jack Sparrow

Found in the Ruins — Unique Jewelry

Found in the Ruins — Personal Blog

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How did you get in on yourself?

I lay no claim to understanding either the anatomy or geometry of the question.

He's a scum of the earth pyrate...he flunked anatomy and geometry.

...schooners, islands, and maroons

and buccaneers and buried gold...

RAKEHELL-1.jpg

You can do everything right, strictly according to procedure, on the ocean, and it'll still kill you. But if you're a good navigator, a least you'll know where you were when you died.......From The Ship Killer by Justin Scott.

"Well, that's just maddeningly unhelpful."....Captain Jack Sparrow

Found in the Ruins — Unique Jewelry

Found in the Ruins — Personal Blog

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"condom?"

No, just an apartment.

:rolleyes::P:D

Fine shot, sir! A find shot indeed! LOL

...schooners, islands, and maroons

and buccaneers and buried gold...

RAKEHELL-1.jpg

You can do everything right, strictly according to procedure, on the ocean, and it'll still kill you. But if you're a good navigator, a least you'll know where you were when you died.......From The Ship Killer by Justin Scott.

"Well, that's just maddeningly unhelpful."....Captain Jack Sparrow

Found in the Ruins — Unique Jewelry

Found in the Ruins — Personal Blog

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